My new "Lady Friend"
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My new "Lady Friend"
It's a beautiful sunny day here today, a very rare thing lately, and I was out walking the hood. A neighbor I met on my walk asked me if I had a new Lady Friend. I said "Hugh?" She said she noticed some stalking hanging in my side yard as she walked by my place. I said "No. I use those for straining paint." Moral of the story; Be careful where you hang your stocking to dry.
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Re: My new "Lady Friend"
Hang a G-string too, and say the lady friend's helping you strain paint.
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My thoughts exactly!cranky wrote: that's funny right there
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ha gota love nosy neighbours!.
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Re: My new "Lady Friend"
The fact that someone notices them hanging there, I would occasionally start hanging the strangest combination of things.
People say that I'm a bad influence. I say the world's already f#cked -- I'm just adding to it.
Re: My new "Lady Friend"
Or tell them your boyfriend likes to walk around in womans clothes.
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Re: My new "Lady Friend"
Oh, I do! I have other interesting hobbies.Desvio wrote:The fact that someone notices them hanging there, I would occasionally start hanging the strangest combination of things.
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Re: My new "Lady Friend"
My Lady Friend is back. Funny how she only shows up after I've done a few rounds of stilin. That lady is my kind of lush.
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Re: My new "Lady Friend"
Hang some panties up there next.
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Re: My new "Lady Friend"
Your Lady Friend seems to have a yeast issue.
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I think I found a photo of your lady friend. Why do I believe this is her? I used deduction: You live in the PNW and no one has seen this mysterious lady friend. I would have expected larger pantyhose though...
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gooney goo-goo. Gus.Single Malt Yinzer wrote:I think I found a photo of your lady friend. Why do I believe this is her? I used deduction: You live in the PNW and no one has seen this mysterious lady friend. I would have expected larger pantyhose though...
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Re: My new "Lady Friend"
She prolly got home and called her son, who told her "ahh he's bullsh!ttn, I bet they're His!"
Then she called all the neighbors upset you'd never let her know who you really wuz..Maybe go buy you some for a gift.
Now everyone's gonna be lookn at ya funny.
Maybe get a few winks
Then she called all the neighbors upset you'd never let her know who you really wuz..Maybe go buy you some for a gift.
Now everyone's gonna be lookn at ya funny.
Maybe get a few winks
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Re: My new "Lady Friend"
Looks. Winks. That’s all good. Maybe they will buy me drinks too. That would be even better.MoonBreath wrote:She prolly got home and called her son, who told her "ahh he's bullsh!ttn, I bet they're His!"
Then she called all the neighbors upset you'd never let her know who you really wuz..Maybe go buy you some for a gift.
Now everyone's gonna be lookn at ya funny.
Maybe get a few winks
Otis’ Pot and Thumper, Dimroth Condenser: Pot-n-Thumper/Dimroth
Learning to Toast: Toasting Wood
Polishing Spirits with Fruitwood: Fruitwood
Badmotivator’s Barrels: Badmo Barrels
Learning to Toast: Toasting Wood
Polishing Spirits with Fruitwood: Fruitwood
Badmotivator’s Barrels: Badmo Barrels