My new "Lady Friend"

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My new "Lady Friend"

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It's a beautiful sunny day here today, a very rare thing lately, and I was out walking the hood. A neighbor I met on my walk asked me if I had a new Lady Friend. I said "Hugh?" She said she noticed some stalking hanging in my side yard as she walked by my place. I said "No. I use those for straining paint." Moral of the story; Be careful where you hang your stocking to dry. :shh:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: that's funny right there :D
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Hang a G-string too, and say the lady friend's helping you strain paint.
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cranky wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: that's funny right there :D
My thoughts exactly!
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ha gota love nosy neighbours!.
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The fact that someone notices them hanging there, I would occasionally start hanging the strangest combination of things.
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Or tell them your boyfriend likes to walk around in womans clothes.
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Desvio wrote:The fact that someone notices them hanging there, I would occasionally start hanging the strangest combination of things.
Oh, I do! I have other interesting hobbies. :crazy:
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My Lady Friend is back. Funny how she only shows up after I've done a few rounds of stilin. That lady is my kind of lush. ;-)

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Hang some panties up there next.
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Your Lady Friend seems to have a yeast issue.
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I think I found a photo of your lady friend. Why do I believe this is her? I used deduction: You live in the PNW and no one has seen this mysterious lady friend. I would have expected larger pantyhose though... :twisted:
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Single Malt Yinzer wrote:I think I found a photo of your lady friend. Why do I believe this is her? I used deduction: You live in the PNW and no one has seen this mysterious lady friend. I would have expected larger pantyhose though... :twisted:
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She prolly got home and called her son, who told her "ahh he's bullsh!ttn, I bet they're His!"
Then she called all the neighbors upset you'd never let her know who you really wuz..Maybe go buy you some for a gift.
Now everyone's gonna be lookn at ya funny.
Maybe get a few winks :lolno:
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MoonBreath wrote:She prolly got home and called her son, who told her "ahh he's bullsh!ttn, I bet they're His!"
Then she called all the neighbors upset you'd never let her know who you really wuz..Maybe go buy you some for a gift.
Now everyone's gonna be lookn at ya funny.
Maybe get a few winks :lolno:
Looks. Winks. That’s all good. Maybe they will buy me drinks too. That would be even better. ;-)
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