If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

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Postby thecroweater » Mon May 23, 2016 7:22 pm

Was gonns say Crank ole son you win most excitable still award right there, prize is hat passed for bail
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby cranky » Mon May 23, 2016 7:32 pm

thecroweater wrote:Was gonns say Crank ole son you win most excitable still award right there, prize is hat passed for bail

I only 2 finger type so often my brain outruns my fingers and I occasionally forget to re read what I type before and after I hit enter :oops:
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby goinbroke2 » Tue May 24, 2016 5:33 pm

If the wife looks at you in the store and says "sugars on sale you need any..oh yeah you use grain now, never mind" you might be a stiller.
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby jedneck » Sat May 28, 2016 12:16 pm

If your cutting a well fed beef (575# a half hanging weight)and think that the corn woulda been better used as whiskey.
Edit: they were the nicest looking porterhouse steaks I believe I ever saw.
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby jb-texshine » Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:44 am

If you've ever set the time zone app on your tablet just the know when members of this site are likely to be online you might be a stiller
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby Hank Reardon » Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:07 pm

You might be a distiller if you hoped the vet would leave behind his tincture of iodine after he cleared the impaction. Your wife was wanting the bute.
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby thecroweater » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:56 pm

Ya walk into the grocers and think that fruit ain't lasting much longer wonder what he does with it........
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby Truckinbutch » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:17 pm

Hank Reardon wrote:You might be a distiller if you hoped the vet would leave behind his tincture of iodine after he cleared the impaction. Your wife was wanting the bute.

Bingo on both :wave: Didja know that 1/4 bute and a double shot of 110 proof will enable you to run a foot race on a broke leg ?
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby trueheart » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:34 pm

If you've ever left the bathroom fan running 24/7 so the neighbors can't hear all the air locks bubbling, you might be an apartment stiller.
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby fizzix » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:44 am

Truckinbutch wrote:
Hank Reardon wrote:You might be a distiller if you hoped the vet would leave behind his tincture of iodine after he cleared the impaction. Your wife was wanting the bute.

Bingo on both :wave: Didja know that 1/4 bute and a double shot of 110 proof will enable you to run a foot race on a broke leg ?

trueheart wrote:If you've ever left the bathroom fan running 24/7 so the neighbors can't hear all the air locks bubbling, you might be an apartment stiller.

Haha!

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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby markieb » Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:20 pm

you might be a stiller if your 3 year old goes into school and tells the teachers about daddies happy juice made by the rocket ship in the garden :ebiggrin:

home distilled always makes me happy whilst store brought always makes me nasty weird that :think:
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby MichiganCornhusker » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:38 am

If you store your malted corn in buckets that once held molasses...
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby jb-texshine » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:43 pm

Had the realization that getting a divorce means that I can run a still in the living room if I want to. :thumbup:
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby cranky » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:31 pm

jb-texshine wrote:Had the realization that getting a divorce means that I can run a still in the living room if I want to. :thumbup:

My wife actually lets me do that if I want to :mrgreen:
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