Three Word Story

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Eire Whiskey » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:45 am

Osama Bin Obama

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Durhommer » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:13 am

After a night
"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" DR.JOHNSON
I grab my nuts on dem fools who dont like me
Daddy said you turn 13 you a man get out
Mm.mmmm.mm.my momma say i.iii.i.can read real goo

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Eire Whiskey » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:16 am

with his ducky

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Durhommer » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:49 am

Across the pond
"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" DR.JOHNSON
I grab my nuts on dem fools who dont like me
Daddy said you turn 13 you a man get out
Mm.mmmm.mm.my momma say i.iii.i.can read real goo

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by VLAGAVULVIN » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:57 am

a bit Pacific

Never make banana brandy. And never ferment potatoes: better make banana brandy... Oct.20, 2019


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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Durhommer » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:41 am

With Gilligan and
"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" DR.JOHNSON
I grab my nuts on dem fools who dont like me
Daddy said you turn 13 you a man get out
Mm.mmmm.mm.my momma say i.iii.i.can read real goo

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Eire Whiskey » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:48 am

Willie the Willigan

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Durhommer » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:52 am

And mr bean
"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" DR.JOHNSON
I grab my nuts on dem fools who dont like me
Daddy said you turn 13 you a man get out
Mm.mmmm.mm.my momma say i.iii.i.can read real goo

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Eire Whiskey » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:20 am

and the emperor

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Avo » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:46 am

Doing 'Lambeth Walk'

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Durhommer » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:59 am

While drinking mayonnaise
"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" DR.JOHNSON
I grab my nuts on dem fools who dont like me
Daddy said you turn 13 you a man get out
Mm.mmmm.mm.my momma say i.iii.i.can read real goo

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Eire Whiskey » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:33 am

from a commode

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Durhommer » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:12 pm

On a ship
"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" DR.JOHNSON
I grab my nuts on dem fools who dont like me
Daddy said you turn 13 you a man get out
Mm.mmmm.mm.my momma say i.iii.i.can read real goo

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Eire Whiskey » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:43 pm

full of illegal

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Durhommer » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:19 pm

Kylie Jenner makeup
"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" DR.JOHNSON
I grab my nuts on dem fools who dont like me
Daddy said you turn 13 you a man get out
Mm.mmmm.mm.my momma say i.iii.i.can read real goo

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Eire Whiskey » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:29 pm

for a dog

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Durhommer » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:33 pm

That does steroids
"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" DR.JOHNSON
I grab my nuts on dem fools who dont like me
Daddy said you turn 13 you a man get out
Mm.mmmm.mm.my momma say i.iii.i.can read real goo

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Eire Whiskey » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:13 pm

and takes estrogen

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Durhommer » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:20 pm

To cope with
"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" DR.JOHNSON
I grab my nuts on dem fools who dont like me
Daddy said you turn 13 you a man get out
Mm.mmmm.mm.my momma say i.iii.i.can read real goo

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Hillbilly Popstar » Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:21 pm

The false dichotomy
"Making likker with a hydrometer and thermometer is like measuring the length of a 2x4 with a clock"

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Durhommer » Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:28 pm

After his wife
"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" DR.JOHNSON
I grab my nuts on dem fools who dont like me
Daddy said you turn 13 you a man get out
Mm.mmmm.mm.my momma say i.iii.i.can read real goo

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by VLAGAVULVIN » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:45 pm

was slightly pregnant

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Eire Whiskey » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:22 pm

by a horse

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by VLAGAVULVIN » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:53 pm

lookin like ass

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Avo » Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:09 am

Called Mister Ed

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Bryan1 » Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:14 am

who was really

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Avo » Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:15 am

A pantomime horse

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by VLAGAVULVIN » Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:14 am

kicked tin buckets

Never make banana brandy. And never ferment potatoes: better make banana brandy... Oct.20, 2019


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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Durhommer » Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:17 am

After the opera
"he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" DR.JOHNSON
I grab my nuts on dem fools who dont like me
Daddy said you turn 13 you a man get out
Mm.mmmm.mm.my momma say i.iii.i.can read real goo

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Eire Whiskey » Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:44 am

Pelosi sold stocks

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