are you a traveling man?

[blanikdog]

There's nothing sillier that a sheep shagging enzeder who misquotes a ballad. Very defensive folk across the ditch.

Let me uksplain, mensdomain. I'll try using little words.

The swagman us waltzing MATILDA not with a enzedder's girlfriend.

Now for the tricky part. A MATILDA us the swagmans blanket and eating irons and personal stuff all rolled up and hanging on a stick which the swagman carries over his shoulder.

When he's WALTZING he's on the road walking to the nuxt farm looking for WORK, unlike enzedders living at Bondi Beach. He isn't dancing with the jumbuck, it's dead and he's a gonna eat it! It's in hus tucker (food) bag. Stone motherless dead. Like John Cleeses parrot.

This should get the rascism purists going again. lolololol

[blanikdog]

... I surely don't need the 33rd degree from anyone...

Bill Clinton did.

[blanikdog]

No but Im a

My dad was a moose, an elk, K of C's and a Lion but would kick my ever loving ass over some of that other shit!!
Rad, You can join my club, we'd never black ball a great person like you!!!
And I can promise that it's MY people that'll be ruling this round rock when things really get tough!!

A friend of mine was talking at the RSL bar and I overheard him say to another bloke that Lions have sex seven or more times a day when the time is right.
The other bloke said "Shit, why didn't you tell me this a month ago?"
First bloke looked at him strangely and asked, "What do ya mean?"
Second bloke replied, "I bloody joined Apex just this week"

Oldy but still a goody. LOLOL

[dougyethanol]

There's nothing sillier that a sheep shagging enzeder who misquotes a ballad. Very defensive folk across the ditch.

whilst i was a travelling man, i hitched a ride with a truckie in new zealand. it was getting late in the evening and it wasnt long before he pulled on the brakes, pulled over to the side of the road, jumped the fence, grabbed himself a sheep and had his way with it. he climbed back into the rig all content, and i didnt say a word. an hour later, on go the brakes again, pulled over to the side of the road, jumped the fence, grabbed himself a sheep and had his way with it. he climbed back into the rig all content and this time i asked, its good is it, he replied you gotta give it a go. another hour later, on come the brakes, pulled over to the side of the road, over the fence he goes with me not far behind. back in the rig he starts laughing at me. what i say, whats so funny. he says, out of all the sheep in the feild, you had to pick the ugliest one.

[rubber duck]

RD! I asume your an O/O but as a company driver and seeing what was over the next hill for 7 years,
decieded it was time to come home for good. The road pulls and I keep my hasmat current but, watching
life roll by on the front porch ain't so bad.
ArkyJ

Fuel prices killed me, I just took an ltl job and this is some serious bull shit.

[blanikdog]

You are awful, dougy.

[Kentucky shinner]

[noraajagger]

i am not yet, i feel compelled to though, my uncle was 23deg

[Stilly]

And the answer is..... Ricky Nelson, 1961. One of my first 45s, thanks for the memories

[The Baker]

Thanks for that, bushman.