Now. Other than the fact that u fukers are funny, we are talking "bald" not "balled" . When I first saw this, I was thinking the cow licked the bald head, not bald guy licked the cow (where ever he licked, I dont know). I spose there is some crack pot charging a premium for this cow licking, ususally how these types of hair brained schemes seem to work.
Dont knock it till ya try it, is what I was always told.