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Post by **MichiganCornhusker** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 6:45 am

ranger_ric wrote: ...take the guards off of the flywheels and the idiots wont live to reproduce.

Post by **jedneck** » Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:29 pm

Plenty of gold here but I find that it’s not picked up and put in my bucket for me; I have to do that myself. I also find that people are willing to show where the good nuggets are hidden and will even dig up a few for free, but leaning on your shovel while they work sure pisses them off and you would be too.
Ayay

Post by **MichiganCornhusker** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:43 pm

shadylane wrote:On the hobby scale, I can produce a gallon of excellent vodka for around $15 and 50 hours of labor

Post by **Jimbo** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:34 am

Yes, Im quoting myself, cause it needs to be said and read. Color me Flatwoods today...

Jimbo wrote:If someone asks a question that indicates they put more than 2 seconds thought into the problem and question, Ill answer. Otherwise you get the same number of seconds attention back, which is just about long enough to read the damn thing and move on

ga flatwoods · Post by **ga flatwoods** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:05 am

Jimbo wrote: "Color me Flatwoods."

Post by **shadylane** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:19 pm

Rad gets a quote.

by rad14701 » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:07 pm
Shit happens in all of our lives... The best policy is to not let it impact your time here... Many come here to get away from the everyday rat race and its associated drama... What is said here at times is meant as a way of showing an alternate view from what someone else may be thinking - nothing more... It may be intended as a way of saying "Backup and re-think!" or "You're taking this way too serious!" or whatever... At the end of the day we all strive for the same thing, to make the best spirits we can so we don't have to consume commercial swill...

Post by **shadylane** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:22 am

Truckinbutch wrote:. Don't bite any of the hands spoonfeeding you

Post by **HDNB** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:25 am

Coyote wrote: I was not attempting to troll or high jack this thread, nor was it my
intent to cause hate and discontent, civil unrest, nor was I attempting to
cause a flame war, or a riot.
Coyote

I thought this was fun.
For the record I was not attempting to troll or high jack this thread, nor was it my intent to cause hate and discontent, civil unrest, nor was I attempting to cause a flame war, or a riot.

Post by **Jimbo** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:43 am

shadylane wrote:
Truckinbutch wrote:. Don't bite any of the hands spoonfeeding you

haha. rabid Canis lupus perhaps? I had to stay away from that thread, came close to making Rad look tame.

Post by **WooTeck** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:58 am

Jimbo wrote:
shadylane wrote:
Truckinbutch wrote:. Don't bite any of the hands spoonfeeding you
haha. rabid Canis lupus perhaps? I had to stay away from that thread, came close to making Rad look tame.

what thread was that? its peaked my interest

Post by **T-Pee** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:08 am

HDNB wrote:
Coyote wrote: I was not attempting to troll or high jack this thread, nor was it my
intent to cause hate and discontent, civil unrest, nor was I attempting to
cause a flame war, or a riot.
Coyote
For the record I was not attempting to troll or high jack this thread, nor was it my intent to cause hate and discontent, civil unrest, nor was I attempting to cause a flame war, or a riot.

Yeah. That's my job.

tp

Post by **MichiganCornhusker** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:53 am

Brutal wrote:Now I'm stripping mash TruckinButch style.

Post by **ranger_ric** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:30 am

Jimbo wrote:
dstaines wrote:
Jimbo wrote: Does that make me a sexaholic too?
Thinking about becoming a sexaholic myself. What is sexahol, and how do you make it?
Lot of tails.

Post by **WooTeck** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:18 pm

Drunk-N-Smurf wrote: Sexahol=a little head, alotta tail, no heart.

Post by **MichiganCornhusker** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:28 pm

Brutal wrote:Pain is temporary, likker lasts forever and gets better with age.
You need elbows to make it.

StillLearning1 · Post by **StillLearning1** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:24 pm

by dstaines» Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:00 pm

It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.

It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.

Just perfect.

Post by **S-Cackalacky** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:48 pm

StillLearning1 wrote:by dstaines» Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:00 pm

It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.

It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.

Just perfect.

I like that. Sounds like profound words coming from overindulgence in the hobby.

Post by **MichiganCornhusker** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:53 pm

Tokoroa_Shiner wrote:If you don't want to make cuts ( I don't know why you wouldn't. Greed is bad) then run everything off and put it in an oak barrel. Then leave it alone for about 6 Years. Then you might have something worth drinking. Might need to leave it longer though.

Post by **ranger_ric** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:52 pm

Oh Mannnn.......
S-Cack, I copied that quote from Still learnin and came over here to post it but dang if you didnt beat me to it.... Frickin Hilarious.....

StillLearning1 · Post by **StillLearning1** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:10 pm

ranger_ric wrote:Oh Mannnn.......
S-Cack, I copied that quote from Still learnin and came over here to post it but dang if you didnt beat me to it.... Frickin Hilarious.....

That was dstaines quote. I just found it and said an amen!

Post by **ranger_ric** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:29 pm

Yep DStaines.. quote of the week fer sher...

It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.

It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:50 pm

ranger_ric wrote:Yep DStaines.. quote of the week fer sher...

It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.

It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.

Definitely a poignant post .

Post by **cranky** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:57 pm

StillLearning1 wrote:by dstaines» Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:00 pm

It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.

It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.

Just perfect.

My wife says thank you dstaines, she thought she was the only one.

Post by **WhiteDevil504** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:54 pm

I thinks it's best to leave this out of context....
"...like taking your grandpa to a disco. With enough blow, he can go like hell for a couple of seconds before he dies..." -Shadylane

Post by **ranger_ric** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:56 pm

shadylane wrote:Instant gratification comes from holding a shot glass under the end of the condenser.

Dang Shady that gets you two in a row

Post by **MichiganCornhusker** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:32 pm

heartcut wrote:Cow shit dried over a fire is better than it sounds.

Post by **Brutal** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 4:38 pm

yakattack wrote:
Swedish Pride wrote:My apple tree fell down last year so free wood for aging
"We've come here today to honor the life and passing of one Swedish pride apple tree. Your blossems and fruit will be missed. Now let us proceed to the dismembering of the corpse prior to cooking and charring- upon which it will be embalmed in fresh likker- and the entire congregation of new aging said Amen"
Yak

Lol!!

Post by **ranger_ric** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:09 pm

smoCha wrote:I made a goddamn mess today.

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:25 pm

he green goes away when you quit drinkin that commercial swill.

HDNB

Post by **ranger_ric** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:06 pm

Bigbob wrote:Stick to tried and true....no horseshit

Left out of context for the effect

Home Distiller

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