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Plenty of gold here but I find that it’s not picked up and put in my bucket for me; I have to do that myself. I also find that people are willing to show where the good nuggets are hidden and will even dig up a few for free, but leaning on your shovel while they work sure pisses them off and you would be too.
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shadylane wrote:On the hobby scale, I can produce a gallon of excellent vodka for around $15 and 50 hours of labor
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Yes, Im quoting myself, cause it needs to be said and read. Color me Flatwoods today...
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Rad gets a quote.
by rad14701 » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:07 pm
Shit happens in all of our lives... The best policy is to not let it impact your time here... Many come here to get away from the everyday rat race and its associated drama... What is said here at times is meant as a way of showing an alternate view from what someone else may be thinking - nothing more... It may be intended as a way of saying "Backup and re-think!" or "You're taking this way too serious!" or whatever... At the end of the day we all strive for the same thing, to make the best spirits we can so we don't have to consume commercial swill...
by rad14701 » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:07 pm
Shit happens in all of our lives... The best policy is to not let it impact your time here... Many come here to get away from the everyday rat race and its associated drama... What is said here at times is meant as a way of showing an alternate view from what someone else may be thinking - nothing more... It may be intended as a way of saying "Backup and re-think!" or "You're taking this way too serious!" or whatever... At the end of the day we all strive for the same thing, to make the best spirits we can so we don't have to consume commercial swill...
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Truckinbutch wrote:. Don't bite any of the hands spoonfeeding you
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I thought this was fun.Coyote wrote: I was not attempting to troll or high jack this thread, nor was it my
intent to cause hate and discontent, civil unrest, nor was I attempting to
cause a flame war, or a riot.
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For the record I was not attempting to troll or high jack this thread, nor was it my intent to cause hate and discontent, civil unrest, nor was I attempting to cause a flame war, or a riot.
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haha. rabid Canis lupus perhaps? I had to stay away from that thread, came close to making Rad look tame.shadylane wrote:Truckinbutch wrote:. Don't bite any of the hands spoonfeeding you
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what thread was that? its peaked my interestJimbo wrote:haha. rabid Canis lupus perhaps? I had to stay away from that thread, came close to making Rad look tame.shadylane wrote:Truckinbutch wrote:. Don't bite any of the hands spoonfeeding you
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Yeah. That's my job.HDNB wrote:For the record I was not attempting to troll or high jack this thread, nor was it my intent to cause hate and discontent, civil unrest, nor was I attempting to cause a flame war, or a riot.Coyote wrote: I was not attempting to troll or high jack this thread, nor was it my
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Brutal wrote:Now I'm stripping mash TruckinButch style.
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Jimbo wrote:Lot of tails.dstaines wrote:Thinking about becoming a sexaholic myself. What is sexahol, and how do you make it?Jimbo wrote: Does that make me a sexaholic too?
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by dstaines» Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:00 pm
It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.
It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.
Just perfect.
It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.
It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.
Just perfect.
But what the heck do I know.....I am still learning.
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I like that. Sounds like profound words coming from overindulgence in the hobby.StillLearning1 wrote:by dstaines» Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:00 pm
It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.
It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.
Just perfect.
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Tokoroa_Shiner wrote:If you don't want to make cuts ( I don't know why you wouldn't. Greed is bad) then run everything off and put it in an oak barrel. Then leave it alone for about 6 Years. Then you might have something worth drinking. Might need to leave it longer though.
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Oh Mannnn.......
S-Cack, I copied that quote from Still learnin and came over here to post it but dang if you didnt beat me to it.... Frickin Hilarious.....
S-Cack, I copied that quote from Still learnin and came over here to post it but dang if you didnt beat me to it.... Frickin Hilarious.....
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That was dstaines quote. I just found it and said an amen!ranger_ric wrote:Oh Mannnn.......
S-Cack, I copied that quote from Still learnin and came over here to post it but dang if you didnt beat me to it.... Frickin Hilarious.....
But what the heck do I know.....I am still learning.
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Yep DStaines.. quote of the week fer sher...
It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.
It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.
It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.
It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.
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Definitely a poignant post .ranger_ric wrote:Yep DStaines.. quote of the week fer sher...
It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.
It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.
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My wife says thank you dstaines, she thought she was the only one.StillLearning1 wrote:by dstaines» Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:00 pm
It is neither expensive nor complicated to make distill liquor at home.
It is up to the Distiller to make it as complicated and expensive as his wife will allow.
Just perfect.
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I thinks it's best to leave this out of context....
"...like taking your grandpa to a disco. With enough blow, he can go like hell for a couple of seconds before he dies..." -Shadylane
"...like taking your grandpa to a disco. With enough blow, he can go like hell for a couple of seconds before he dies..." -Shadylane
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Dang Shady that gets you two in a rowshadylane wrote:Instant gratification comes from holding a shot glass under the end of the condenser.
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he green goes away when you quit drinkin that commercial swill. HDNB
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Left out of context for the effectBigbob wrote:Stick to tried and true....no horseshit
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