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You're a sick man, tp.
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You laughed though, didn't you?skow69 wrote:You're a sick man, tp.
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Hells fire, something must have got deleted.skow69 wrote:You're a sick man, tp.
Earlier, TP posted a funny and I forgot what it was
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Best come backs are the ones of irrefutable truthguest5234 wrote
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[quote="skow69"]Or do it all in the pot still. I assume they advocate the reflux to compress the heads and thereby get more hearts. But switching stills in the middle of a run sounds like as much fun as switching dicks in the middle of a screw. (Sorry, it's an old Richard Nixon joke.)
That sounds awful.
That sounds awful.
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That quote is from Skow...somehow I didn't copy correctly.Hank Reardon wrote:skow69 wrote:Or do it all in the pot still. I assume they advocate the reflux to compress the heads and thereby get more hearts. But switching stills in the middle of a run sounds like as much fun as switching dicks in the middle of a screw. (Sorry, it's an old Richard Nixon joke.)
That sounds awful.
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But "That sounds awful. " is from Hank.Hank Reardon wrote:That quote is from Skow...somehow I didn't copy correctly.Hank Reardon wrote:That sounds awful.skow69 wrote:Or do it all in the pot still. I assume they advocate the reflux to compress the heads and thereby get more hearts. But switching stills in the middle of a run sounds like as much fun as switching dicks in the middle of a screw. (Sorry, it's an old Richard Nixon joke.)
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Whether it is more fun probably depends on which of the partners said it....!
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Swedish Pride wrote:It's more about not giving up than having skills...
Shouting and shooting, I can't let them catch me...
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MichiganCornhusker wrote: Had one arm wrapped around m'lady for warmth and comfort, and the other wrapped around a bottle of Snow Malt Whiskey for comfort and warmth!
Very fortunate indeed.
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postby still_stirrin » Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:45 pm
You're getting sleepy....you're getting sleepy....you're getting sleepy....
When I snap my fingers...you'll think you're a DUCK.....
You're getting sleepy....you're getting sleepy....you're getting sleepy....
When I snap my fingers...you'll think you're a DUCK.....
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On the subject of what size still to buy.
Euphoria: I've never known anyone to say "gee,i need a smaller still".
Euphoria: I've never known anyone to say "gee,i need a smaller still".
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Geeze, I'm famous now. I made it to "Notable & Quotable."
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Sure its not infamous...... i mean ,just look at the company we keep. Outlaw tax dodgers,the whole lot of us...Euphoria wrote:Geeze, I'm famous now. I made it to "Notable & Quotable."
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I resemble that remark.
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I'm working at itTruckinbutch wrote:That's because I'm old , decrepit , and twisted ? I'm just the product of a misspent youth and no desire to remedy the cause . You can be just like me someday if you really apply yourself .
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Lol..still_stirrin wrote:+1Danespirit wrote:...Ultrasonic waves are different and that may actually work with the alcohol and wood molecules.
Agitation and alignment. It's all about agitation and alignment...at aleast in my home, especially when it involves alcohol and wood molecules. My SoH tries to get me agitated so I'll come into alignment with her preference/command.
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Truckinbutch on his SOH telling him they havent gotten a Christmas Card from their sexual relations in years:
"Even Flatwoods can't make this shit up"
Hey, what you mean by that?
"Even Flatwoods can't make this shit up"
Hey, what you mean by that?
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Let's just say you have a way with words and leave it at that.ga flatwoods wrote:Truckinbutch on his SOH telling him they havent gotten a Christmas Card from their sexual relations in years:
"Even Flatwoods can't make this shit up"
Hey, what you mean by that?
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Truckinbutch wrote:This forum has an IGNORE function that works well to put anyone out of my misery .
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Swedish Pride wrote:
I've soldered all the connections on the keg, with the right flux it's doable after a bit of cursing and giving the keg the finger
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Regarding lousy cuts, headaches, and the shits:
ShineonCrazyDiamond wrote:they are called heads and tails, because essentially that's what they fuck up.
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tpshadylane wrote:Above 50%abv put the water chaser in your mouth, then take the shot.
If your drunk enough to dribble, don't smoke.
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quote="HDNB"]there is always another method to fuck up a ferment, sometimes you just need a little help.[/quote]
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tpShineOnCrazyDiamond wrote:That's like screwing a donkey because your tired of getting ass.
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Glad you brought that over here , T-Pee . I was fixin to and you saved me the effort .T-Pee wrote:tpShineOnCrazyDiamond wrote:That's like screwing a donkey because your tired of getting ass.
If you ain't the lead dog in the team , the scenery never changes . Ga Flatwoods made my avatar and I want to thank him for that .
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Don't drink water , fish fornicate in it .