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You're a sick man, tp.
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skow69 wrote:You're a sick man, tp.
You laughed though, didn't you?

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skow69 wrote:You're a sick man, tp.
Hells fire, something must have got deleted.
Earlier, TP posted a funny and I forgot what it was :oops:
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[quote="skow69"]Or do it all in the pot still. I assume they advocate the reflux to compress the heads and thereby get more hearts. But switching stills in the middle of a run sounds like as much fun as switching dicks in the middle of a screw. (Sorry, it's an old Richard Nixon joke.)

That sounds awful. :)
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Hank Reardon wrote:
skow69 wrote:Or do it all in the pot still. I assume they advocate the reflux to compress the heads and thereby get more hearts. But switching stills in the middle of a run sounds like as much fun as switching dicks in the middle of a screw. (Sorry, it's an old Richard Nixon joke.)

That sounds awful. :)
That quote is from Skow...somehow I didn't copy correctly.
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Hank Reardon wrote:
Hank Reardon wrote:
skow69 wrote:Or do it all in the pot still. I assume they advocate the reflux to compress the heads and thereby get more hearts. But switching stills in the middle of a run sounds like as much fun as switching dicks in the middle of a screw. (Sorry, it's an old Richard Nixon joke.)
That sounds awful. :)
That quote is from Skow...somehow I didn't copy correctly.
But "That sounds awful. :)" is from Hank. :) :)
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Whether it is more fun probably depends on which of the partners said it....!
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postby still_stirrin » Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:45 pm

You're getting sleepy....you're getting sleepy....you're getting sleepy....

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On the subject of what size still to buy.
Euphoria: I've never known anyone to say "gee,i need a smaller still".
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Geeze, I'm famous now. I made it to "Notable & Quotable."
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Euphoria wrote:Geeze, I'm famous now. I made it to "Notable & Quotable."
Sure its not infamous...... i mean ,just look at the company we keep. Outlaw tax dodgers,the whole lot of us...
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I resemble that remark. :thumbup:
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Truckinbutch wrote:That's because I'm old , decrepit , and twisted ? I'm just the product of a misspent youth and no desire to remedy the cause . You can be just like me someday if you really apply yourself . :moresarcasm:
I'm working at it :lol:
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still_stirrin wrote:
Danespirit wrote:...Ultrasonic waves are different and that may actually work with the alcohol and wood molecules.
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Agitation and alignment. It's all about agitation and alignment...at aleast in my home, especially when it involves alcohol and wood molecules. My SoH tries to get me agitated so I'll come into alignment with her preference/command.
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Truckinbutch on his SOH telling him they havent gotten a Christmas Card from their sexual relations in years:
"Even Flatwoods can't make this shit up"

Hey, what you mean by that? :shifty: :wtf:
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ga flatwoods wrote:Truckinbutch on his SOH telling him they havent gotten a Christmas Card from their sexual relations in years:
"Even Flatwoods can't make this shit up"

Hey, what you mean by that? :shifty: :wtf:
Let's just say you have a way with words and leave it at that.

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Truckinbutch wrote:This forum has an IGNORE function that works well to put anyone out of my misery .
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Regarding lousy cuts, headaches, and the shits:
ShineonCrazyDiamond wrote:they are called heads and tails, because essentially that's what they fuck up.
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shadylane wrote:Above 50%abv put the water chaser in your mouth, then take the shot.
If your drunk enough to dribble, don't smoke. :roll:
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ShineOnCrazyDiamond wrote:That's like screwing a donkey because your tired of getting ass.
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T-Pee wrote:
ShineOnCrazyDiamond wrote:That's like screwing a donkey because your tired of getting ass.
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