Notable and quotable

Post by **Brutal** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:03 pm

Jimbo wrote:it doesnt take much malt to give yeast wood.

just sayin · Post by **just sayin** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:13 pm

Screw the yeast, a good malt gives me "wood" too, and at my age that is saying something!
Sorry, sorry, many apologies......perverted old "alcohol enthusiast" craws back under his rock....

Post by **ranger_ric** » Fri May 08, 2015 6:06 am

Rastus wrote:He cracked the jar and took a sip.... the angels got their taste,

Twas so delicious they smacked the jar, and laid his drink to waste,

Appalachia shiner sat and cried, you could hear him from afar,

while heaven lost 3 of its angels, for stealing a larger taste.

Post by **cranky** » Sat May 09, 2015 3:36 am

DAD300 wrote:
IF YOU CAN'T MAKE BOOZE OUT OF IT, KILL IT!

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Wed May 13, 2015 6:33 pm

y Euphoria » Wed May 13, 2015 3:16 pm

That's enough to bring a tear to a glass eye. Sorry for your loss.
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Post by **skow69** » Fri May 15, 2015 11:59 pm

DAD300 wrote:
If it's demoralizing...simplify it!

Post by **S-Cackalacky** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:32 am

T-Pee speaking of a moment of levity from Windy City at the S3 meeting -

Windy on a roll this morning.
Looking out over the back 40 with bacon on the breeze: "This is just the opposite of suck."

Post by **bearriver** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:54 pm

I thought this was pretty cool. It's Windy City making a comment after S3:

Windy City wrote:I have made friends that I will cherish for the rest of my life.

ga flatwoods · Post by **ga flatwoods** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:08 pm

We try to accommodate the uninformed . Fixin stupid is another venue . Truckinbutch.

Post by **humbledore** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 4:53 pm

But at some point I shot the engineer and shipped it.

Jimbo

Post by **HDNB** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:24 pm

hearyea, hearyea...

oaknsmoke711 wrote:My name is Oak and I am no expert. But I know what hasn't worked well....so far....

Post by **T-Pee** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:09 am

thgecroweater wrote:...if it was the tree that cut my car in half just behind my seat or all cliff that collapsed just as i ran from the quarry , the bullet that grazed my temple or the reo rod that passed through my shoulder missing my lung , or the house that collapsed leaving me standing in the only square foot I could have survived, makes it darn hard to be agnostic.

tp

Post by **MichiganCornhusker** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:48 pm

shadylane wrote:I've got a feeling this will be one of those experiments that will be time consuming and prone to failure. Sounds like a good excuse to give it a try

ga flatwoods · Post by **ga flatwoods** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:16 pm

Being Honorable Potentate of The Liar's Bench ain't much to recommend a feller . -Truckinbutch

Post by **jedneck** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:01 pm

Save that quick one minute crap for when you're having sex...!!!

rad gets anotherone

Post by **MichiganCornhusker** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:29 pm

shadylane wrote:Don't know how to say it without sounding crude, but when coupling male to female, leaks are less likely when the male is on top.

Hound Dog · Post by **Hound Dog** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 7:36 am

bearriver wrote:I guess there is no point in having a dead horse if you aint gonna beat it...

This quote applies to many threads on the board!

Post by **shadylane** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:57 am

cranky wrote:
MooseKnuckle wrote: The idea is to make a spirit with the essence of Cheez-its, it would be pointless to use it for neutral. Is it wrong? Hell yes but I figure it will be one of those fun things to do just because. It's the kind of goofy things I like to do.

Post by **cranky** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:12 pm

That's the first time I've ever been noted and quoted. Funny that would be the one.

Post by **HDNB** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:11 pm

MichiganCornhusker wrote: some say anus and cheese can eventually become pineapples.

there was this guy...could turn water into wine...

he ain't got shit on our MCH

Post by **S-Cackalacky** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:24 am

HDNB, that's a "notable and quotable" within a "notable and quotable".

Hound Dog · Post by **Hound Dog** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:24 am

pfshine wrote:That had to be some magic wood you gave him.

I don't even want to know..........

Post by **pfshine** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:08 am

Hey. What do ya know I made one.

Post by **moosemilk** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:42 pm

pfshine wrote:Hey. What do ya know I made one.

Sure hope ur talking about notable a quotable. We don't need to know about you making wood.

Post by **Jimbo** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 8:50 am

I found a gem...

The man who intoxicates himself on bad whisky is sometimes moved to kill his wife and set his house on fire, but the victim of applejack is capable of blowing up a whole town with dynamite and of reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant.

– "A Wicked Beverage," New York Times, April 10, 1894

kiwi Bruce · Post by **kiwi Bruce** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 8:55 am

LOL that is to funny!

Post by **bearriver** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 7:33 am

cranky wrote:I don't drink to get drunk, I drink because I enjoy it.

Yeah, me to... The drunk part is just a bonus.

Post by **cranky** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:26 am

bearriver wrote:
cranky wrote:I don't drink to get drunk, I drink because I enjoy it.
Yeah, me to... The drunk part is just a bonus.

I don't believe I have actually been drunk since around 1992. I also seldom drink more than an ounce or two on weekends and quit when I have a light buzz. Now the wife

she will knock back an entire bottle of 80Pr "Kahlua" in a night but mostly just weekends. Most of our drinking takes place on the back deck on weekends with a fire and stars and nobody else around and is very mild by a lot of standards.

Post by **HDNB** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:50 pm

NZChris wrote:I sometimes do two different blends from one run. One narrow for drinking young and one wide for long term aging.

Genius.

something this simple makes me feel...simple.

Post by **WooTeck** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 5:07 am

cranky wrote:back deck on weekends with a fire and stars and nobody else around and is very mild by a lot of standards.

that sounds like heaven on earth to me.

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