Translate into redneck and other
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Translate into redneck and other
Found something a bit of fun. Translates Web pages or text into different dialects. I figure maybe it will help me understand some of gooses posts (with all respect, goose, i really enjoy or lingo).
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow
My above post Redneck translates to:
Foun' sumpin a bit of fun, as enny fool kin plainly see. Translates Web pages o' text into diffrunt dialecks. ah figger mebbe it will he'p me unnerstan' some of gooses posts (wif all respeck, goose, i pow'ful injoy o' lin'o).
Have some fun and a bit of a laugh. Jive looks interesting
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow
My above post Redneck translates to:
Foun' sumpin a bit of fun, as enny fool kin plainly see. Translates Web pages o' text into diffrunt dialecks. ah figger mebbe it will he'p me unnerstan' some of gooses posts (wif all respeck, goose, i pow'ful injoy o' lin'o).
Have some fun and a bit of a laugh. Jive looks interesting
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Liar's Bench here we come!
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All of a sudden I understand everything you wrote moose!
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The first few paragraphs of UJSSM:
uncle jesse's simple sour mash method
by Uncle Jesse » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:47 pm
i'd appreesheeate enny comments on this, especially ways in which i need t'simplify thin's o' explain thin's mo'e clearly.
http://wiki.homedistiller.o'g/Uncle_Jesse%27s_Simple_Sour_Mash_Method" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow
This hyar method was origeenally taken fum J.W. Walstad's book Simple Sour Mash t'Simple Alcohol Fuel! Fry mah hide! an' has been modified acco'din' t'mah experiences.
This hyar method is the dawgoned-est inexpensive ah have foun' fo' producin' Co'n Likker. It is puffick fo' beginners on account o' it does not rely on skill fo' mashin' an' does not require enny cookin' which greatly redooces th' hassles an' expenses.
ah used this hyar method fo' years until ah mastered th' processes involved in creatin' a quality sour mash likker, at which point ah moved on t'cooked mashes an' mo'e advanced effo'ts.
Ingredients
Fo' a 5 gallon mash: (~19 liters)
5 gallons sof', filtered water.
7 lbs (3.2kg) cracked co'n, as enny fool kin plainly see. 6-8 pieces/kernel is th' right crack. Shet mah mouth! Eff'n usin' bird feed, make sho'nuff it is perishable, o' in other wo'ds is free of preservatives.
7 lbs (3.2kg) of granulated sugar.
1 tbsp yeast (distillers yeast eff'n available.)
uncle jesse's simple sour mash method
by Uncle Jesse » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:47 pm
i'd appreesheeate enny comments on this, especially ways in which i need t'simplify thin's o' explain thin's mo'e clearly.
http://wiki.homedistiller.o'g/Uncle_Jesse%27s_Simple_Sour_Mash_Method" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow
This hyar method was origeenally taken fum J.W. Walstad's book Simple Sour Mash t'Simple Alcohol Fuel! Fry mah hide! an' has been modified acco'din' t'mah experiences.
This hyar method is the dawgoned-est inexpensive ah have foun' fo' producin' Co'n Likker. It is puffick fo' beginners on account o' it does not rely on skill fo' mashin' an' does not require enny cookin' which greatly redooces th' hassles an' expenses.
ah used this hyar method fo' years until ah mastered th' processes involved in creatin' a quality sour mash likker, at which point ah moved on t'cooked mashes an' mo'e advanced effo'ts.
Ingredients
Fo' a 5 gallon mash: (~19 liters)
5 gallons sof', filtered water.
7 lbs (3.2kg) cracked co'n, as enny fool kin plainly see. 6-8 pieces/kernel is th' right crack. Shet mah mouth! Eff'n usin' bird feed, make sho'nuff it is perishable, o' in other wo'ds is free of preservatives.
7 lbs (3.2kg) of granulated sugar.
1 tbsp yeast (distillers yeast eff'n available.)
Last edited by bearriver on Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:20 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Ah hell, what did I start lol.
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What the heck??? Did you invite Goose over to translate for you? That is frickin brilliant.
There is no such thing as a stupid question....... Unless you didn't research it first.
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Sent my wife a text translated to Redneck. She just threatened to take the still in the divorce lol
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Moose should recognize this one... From the "Corned Beef" thread.
Gonna hafta try this hyar now mahse'f! Fry mah hide! Soun's tasty. Yo' jest use like a beef roast o' is thar a particular lop thet wawks best?
Funny as ah was jest lookin' into makin' pawk rinds fum scratch rather than buy em, dawgone it.
Bet thet stuff makes a wicked Ruben! Fry mah hide!
**edit** whar'd one find "insta cure", is thar also t'other name as fine fo' it?
Gonna hafta try this hyar now mahse'f! Fry mah hide! Soun's tasty. Yo' jest use like a beef roast o' is thar a particular lop thet wawks best?
Funny as ah was jest lookin' into makin' pawk rinds fum scratch rather than buy em, dawgone it.
Bet thet stuff makes a wicked Ruben! Fry mah hide!
**edit** whar'd one find "insta cure", is thar also t'other name as fine fo' it?
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it don't work. copied a paragraph from goose and put it in there. didn't change a damned thing.
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Lmao that was funny as hell, KY
I think a few members are saying to themselves "It's about time these fellas started speakin' sumpin unnerstan'able"
I think a few members are saying to themselves "It's about time these fellas started speakin' sumpin unnerstan'able"
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That aint redneck it cajun. I prefered to be called apalation american.
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If there was a Canadian translater, everything would come out to "hold my beer eh, I gotta get my touque on before I head out to play some hockey eh. Don't spill that beer on my new chesterfield, I already got stains fr the poutine I spilled while watching strange brew. Way to go you hoser, you spilled my beer. Get me another one eh. It's 40 below out there and I could use a cold one on a warm day like this "
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I want you two hoseheads to get me a fresh case of Elsinore beer first thing in the morning eh!moosemilk wrote:If there was a Canadian translater, everything would come out to "hold my beer eh, I gotta get my touque on before I head out to play some hockey eh. Don't spill that beer on my new chesterfield, I already got stains fr the poutine I spilled while watching strange brew. Way to go you hoser, you spilled my beer. Get me another one eh. It's 40 below out there and I could use a cold one on a warm day like this "
My brother always said drowning in beer would be like heaven eh, now he ain't here all I gots is two soakers, this ain't heaven this sucks eh!
(Sorry, I watched way too much strange brew as a kid. I can quote it as well as Monte Python)
There is no such thing as a stupid question....... Unless you didn't research it first.
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Frick me, it's like my family reunion, eh!
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Hey I like that, makes you sound like that guy from the tornado videos on the news every year.
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I wish I would have seen this thread before wishing T-Pee and OlympicMTDoo happy birthday, now that would have been fun maybe translating a Dr. Seuss birthday greeting.
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I prefer the Swedish Chef translator..
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Just had a bit of fun with 2 famous American speeches:
Less not waller in th' valley of despair, ah say t'yo' today, mah friends.
An' so even though we face th' difficulties of today an' t'morry, ah still haf a dream, dawgone it. It is a dream deeply rooted in th' South Car'linan dream, dawgone it.
ah have a dream thet one day this hyar nashun will rise up an' live out th' true meanin' of its creed: "We hold these truths t'be se'f-evident, thet all min are created equal, ah reckon.
We choose t'go t'th' moon, as enny fool kin plainly see. We choose t'go t'th' moon in this hyar decade an' does t'other thin's, not on account o' they is easy, but on account o' they is hard, on account o' thet goal will sarve t'o'ganize an' measure th' bess of our inergies an' skills, on account o' thet challenge is one thet we is willin' t'accepp, one we is unwillin' t'postpone, an' one which we aim t'win, an' t'others, too.
Less not waller in th' valley of despair, ah say t'yo' today, mah friends.
An' so even though we face th' difficulties of today an' t'morry, ah still haf a dream, dawgone it. It is a dream deeply rooted in th' South Car'linan dream, dawgone it.
ah have a dream thet one day this hyar nashun will rise up an' live out th' true meanin' of its creed: "We hold these truths t'be se'f-evident, thet all min are created equal, ah reckon.
We choose t'go t'th' moon, as enny fool kin plainly see. We choose t'go t'th' moon in this hyar decade an' does t'other thin's, not on account o' they is easy, but on account o' they is hard, on account o' thet goal will sarve t'o'ganize an' measure th' bess of our inergies an' skills, on account o' thet challenge is one thet we is willin' t'accepp, one we is unwillin' t'postpone, an' one which we aim t'win, an' t'others, too.
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Now that's American, ya'all!
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Ah hell, y'allz pseudo redneckedness got me clammerin' fer a translator to translate y'allz translatin'. I never heerd t'beat from a bunch o' fool yankees.
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Yep , they can find summa da words but they just can't seem to pick up the music .S-Cackalacky wrote:Ah hell, y'allz pseudo redneckedness got me clammerin' fer a translator to translate y'allz translatin'. I never heerd t'beat from a bunch o' fool yankees.
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Tell ya what boys, when my son got married in OK,I outrednecked the rednecks he married into! Great bunch of people! I don't know what happened born and raised in SF but love the country life.
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Remines me uva joke - How many rednecks duz it take to replace a lite bub?Truckinbutch wrote:Yep , they can find summa da words but they just can't seem to pick up the music .S-Cackalacky wrote:Ah hell, y'allz pseudo redneckedness got me clammerin' fer a translator to translate y'allz translatin'. I never heerd t'beat from a bunch o' fool yankees.
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