Rule we should all get to live by

Post by **Coyote** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:45 am

Just a thought

Merry Christmas

Coyote

DAD300 · Post by **DAD300** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:16 am

Nice...

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:24 am

Touching and true .

Post by **Jimbo** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:38 pm

Nice Coyote, thanks.

Merry Christmas to you too.

Post by **Halfbaked** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:24 pm

OOHHHHHHHH!!!! So cute. Merry Christmas.

Post by **bearriver** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:37 pm

My daughter who turned 2 years old last week asked me for a corn dog today while we were out. I told her "in a minute" so she told me "Fuck it"... My face is still red.

Merry Christmas.

Post by **Halfbaked** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:40 pm

Daddy or Mommy got a potty mouth that needs workin on.

Post by **WhiteDevil504** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:42 pm

Lol, I have a three year old and I can relate Bearriver. My wife says the only redeeming point is that she uses the f-bomb appropriately (such as when she drops her sippy cup, or when the Russell wilson gets sacked).

Post by **jedneck** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:45 pm

halfbaked wrote:Daddy or Mommy got a potty mouth that needs workin on.

Sounds like someone needs a bite of soap. The good old lye soap.
Good post coyote.

Post by **Jimbo** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:46 pm

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Post by **bearriver** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:52 pm

Yup. Nasty habit from mom... Irish redhead.

Its heart warming when your kids take after your good side, and heartbreaking when they pick up things like cussin. Me and the wife had quite a chat this afternoon. I'd be sleeping in the living room if I tried soap!

Post by **firewater69** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:20 pm

I used soap on my daughter when she was a young'n, it works, she still brings it up from time to time.

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 8:02 pm

The first long discussion about politeness I had with my small daughters was about the difference between 'barn talk' and 'house talk' . With lengthy discussion we agreed on a few issues :
1: Cows could be referred to as 'leather assed gutter sluts' when we were herding them at the barn . NOT at a luncheon held for the grade school Social Sciences Club with all the parents present .
2: It was not polite for my oldest daughter to describe the quarter horse that had pitched her leaving visible injuries as a 'MF'N glue bag waitin for the stock trailer ride to the livestock sale as her Daddy described him , AT THE BARN , after he roped and tied down said animal and sacked hell out of him , to a pizza party with her non-farm friends the next day .
>Didn't take my kids long to learn the difference between 'Barn Talk" and "House Talk".
>They are gown and have kids of their own now that they try to instill that difference in. Leads to interesting discussions between me and the grandkids .
>Case to point ; 10 year old granddaughter informed me yesterday morning as we were waiting for the school bus ,
"Pap , Mom and I had to make an emergency trip to Tractor Supply yesterday after the bull destroyed a gate up at the barn . She used her 'Barn Talk' up there when it happened and I know that is ok . A man cut her off for the closest parking spot at Tractor Supply and she called him a 'Mother-F---er . You going to wash her mouth out with soap for using 'Barn Talk' in public like she does us ?
>"Let's take that up with Nona when she gets home tonight , youngun ."
>Yea , I wussed out in letting Grandma handle the issue . Fact is that her mother has 30 years on me and i'm not sure that she would voluntarily chew a bar of soap to make a point nor do I care to rope and sack her to make a point . The family circus never ends .

Post by **cranky** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:40 pm

When Mine was young my wife tried the soap thing on him. He just laughed at her and took a big bite of that bar of ivory.

I went out and bought a bar of Irish spring, Changed his attitude in a hurry.

Post by **thecroweater** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:37 am

I had three stepsons with the ex and she did the soap thing. I had a go at her putting soap in her sons gob the everyone's been washing their arse with. One it didn't work but something had to be done as they would use the foulest language on each other and didn't care who was around. So them boys were all standing around with big shit eating grins when I said a teaspoon of mustard. Don't think them boys had ever been acquainted with keens powdered hot English mustard before. Them smug looks soon left there face and after teats and carry on the vulgar language was dramatically curbed. My three littlies don't use such words as their older brothers have fore warned them

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