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StillLearning1 wrote:I believed our general hatred of copperheads is kinda ironic, considering our love of copper!!!
And our love of head...!!! :lolno: :oops:
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rad14701 wrote:
StillLearning1 wrote:I believed our general hatred of copperheads is kinda ironic, considering our love of copper!!!
And our love of head...!!! :lolno: :oops:
:clap: :lol: :lol:

Nothing better than a nice frothy head on top of a ice cold....wait what!?
But what the heck do I know.....I am still learning.
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StillLearning1 wrote:
rad14701 wrote:
StillLearning1 wrote:I believed our general hatred of copperheads is kinda ironic, considering our love of copper!!!
And our love of head...!!! :lolno: :oops:
:clap: :lol: :lol:

Nothing better than a nice frothy head on top of a ice cold....wait what!?
Yeah, it gets a little confusing. I read a post the other night about Ester and how she's all about head, but I don't remember how it came out in the end.
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rad14701 wrote:
StillLearning1 wrote:I believed our general hatred of copperheads is kinda ironic, considering our love of copper!!!
And our love of head...!!! :lolno: :oops:
:clap: Good oneRad! :clap:
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I believe I will never take anyone from Dallas hog hunting again no matter what it pays...sonsabitches almost shot my dogs three different times.
first time told them watch out for my dogs
Second time, if one of yall hits one of my dogs we gonna have problems
Third time, just said catch and tossed him a twelve gauge shell and advised him it would be flying WAAAAAY faster the next time a bullet came within 6' of one of my dogs.
they got the point after that...
far as I'm concerned the State of Texas should just sell the city of Dallas to Oklahoma.
one of them missed my dog by about three ft
the third time the bullet sprayed dirt all over a young dog I'm still training.
end of day tally..four hogs down nobody shot and all dogs are non wounded.
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jb-texshine wrote:I believe I will never take anyone from Dallas hog hunting again no matter what it pays...sonsabitches almost shot my dogs three different times.
first time told them watch out for my dogs
Second time, if one of yall hits one of my dogs we gonna have problems
Third time, just said catch and tossed him a twelve gauge shell and advised him it would be flying WAAAAAY faster the next time a bullet came within 6' of one of my dogs.
they got the point after that...
far as I'm concerned the State of Texas should just sell the city of Dallas to Oklahoma.
one of them missed my dog by about three ft
the third time the bullet sprayed dirt all over a young dog I'm still training.
end of day tally..four hogs down nobody shot and all dogs are non wounded.
most of us Okies have a hatred for Dallas, it sucks to drive through so we don't want Dallas either! :D
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Lol,not sure anywhere would want Dallas...whole place reeks of sewage.hell even the Dallas cowboys left...not just the city of Dallas,the entire county.
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I believe: If horses would just piss ethanol, it would sure save a lot of steps. Think about it....
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Kegg_jam wrote:I believe: If horses would just piss ethanol, it would sure save a lot of steps. Think about it....

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firewater69 wrote:
jb-texshine wrote:I believe I will never take anyone from Dallas hog hunting again no matter what it pays...sonsabitches almost shot my dogs three different times.
first time told them watch out for my dogs
Second time, if one of yall hits one of my dogs we gonna have problems
Third time, just said catch and tossed him a twelve gauge shell and advised him it would be flying WAAAAAY faster the next time a bullet came within 6' of one of my dogs.
they got the point after that...
far as I'm concerned the State of Texas should just sell the city of Dallas to Oklahoma.
one of them missed my dog by about three ft
the third time the bullet sprayed dirt all over a young dog I'm still training.
end of day tally..four hogs down nobody shot and all dogs are non wounded.
most of us Okies have a hatred for Dallas, it sucks to drive through so we don't want Dallas either! :D
It is always the SOB's from the next state over.
down here we cuss the looseranna folk, they sneak over here and poach, then cry to the PO-lease when the back windows of their trucks get shot out. for being parked on private land

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You do any good yesterday frank?
AW..all I got was a old Ford. been looking for that Turbo Ram, might see him today.
Jessie? you get that chevy you spotted last week?
Yes Sir, my 2 boys turned it into a salt shaker.
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Lol Frodo.
I got a cousin from Louisiana always see him at Christmas time. Told him kinda offhandedly one thanksgiving I would like to have about 6-8 pounds of gator tail for Christmas. Xmas comes partys over everyone is leaving and I ask about the gator meat. Oh I almost forgot he says and goes to his truck. Bout 5 minutes later he comes in and throws a live gator in the living room floor! Not a baby either...4'8" long!!!! Here ya go,merry Christmas,bye! And left. Ruined part of the wood floor and smoked up the house with black powder smoke shooting it. In hindsight and after watching swamp people a .50 cal muzzle loader may have been overkill...
wish I coulda been there last year at Christmas time when he opened the package I sent him. Three striped waters snakes and a roll of toilet paper...
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Do you still live in Texas Frodo?
Ohyeah... I believe my cousin is an ass and I will be putting whatever box he gives me in a tub of water for at least twenty minutes before opening it....outdoors!
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jb-texshine wrote:Lol Frodo.
I got a cousin from Louisiana always see him at Christmas time. Told him kinda offhandedly one thanksgiving I would like to have about 6-8 pounds of gator tail for Christmas. Xmas comes partys over everyone is leaving and I ask about the gator meat. Oh I almost forgot he says and goes to his truck. Bout 5 minutes later he comes in and throws a live gator in the living room floor! Not a baby either...4'8" long!!!! Here ya go,merry Christmas,bye! And left. Ruined part of the wood floor and smoked up the house with black powder smoke shooting it. In hindsight and after watching swamp people a .50 cal muzzle loader may have been overkill...
wish I coulda been there last year at Christmas time when he opened the package I sent him. Three striped waters snakes and a roll of toilet paper...
jb
that story sounds like them boys over on the liars bench, that's some funny shit!
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Funny NOW yes...
may all my liquor turn to vinegar if I'm lying though!
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jb-texshine wrote:Lol Frodo.
I got a cousin from Louisiana always see him at Christmas time. Told him kinda offhandedly one thanksgiving I would like to have about 6-8 pounds of gator tail for Christmas. Xmas comes partys over everyone is leaving and I ask about the gator meat. Oh I almost forgot he says and goes to his truck. Bout 5 minutes later he comes in and throws a live gator in the living room floor! Not a baby either...4'8" long!!!! Here ya go,merry Christmas,bye! And left. Ruined part of the wood floor and smoked up the house with black powder smoke shooting it. In hindsight and after watching swamp people a .50 cal muzzle loader may have been overkill...
wish I coulda been there last year at Christmas time when he opened the package I sent him. Three striped waters snakes and a roll of toilet paper...
jb
Do you still live in Texas Frodo?
Ohyeah... I believe my cousin is an ass and I will be putting whatever box he gives me in a tub of water for at least twenty minutes before opening it....outdoors!

no, i used to live in texas, buda, texas south of austin

i live in mississippi,

that is a funny as shit story.

reminds me, this true

I was in florida working, i had an old work van full of plumbing stuff and tools
it was 6 am, i just picked up my helper, was headed to work
I saw a car hit a 5' gator. he kept on going.
So i jumped out the van, picked the gator up, chunked him in the back,
figure when i get to work, I'll clean it up, have a lil bbq.
about 5 miles down the road, he came back alive/
stood up and started hissing and snapping
I started yelling for dan to kill it
he's yelling oh sjit...with WHAT ???

finally he hit it in the head with a pipe wrench, ALOT

and we had our bbq
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Don't know how close you are to tupelo but there is a restaurant there called Dixie creek,if you get a chance get there! It's throw rocks at grandma type of good!
I believe its worth the drive from Texas just for the food!!!
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JB , I can easily relate to your frustrations with dickheads . Had a friend that owned a pretty sizable horse packing outfit offering guided hunts in Bridger National Forest . Multiple pack trains , guides , and hunters .
Had a hunter/client storm in his office one day demanding a refund . Claimed his guide turned a gun on him , made him dismount his horse , and walk back 6 miles at gunpoint back to the spike camp .
Dave called his guide in and asked him if he had done that . The guide affirmed that he had done exactly that . When Dave asked him why he said ,
"The son of a bitch shot my horse for an elk , WITH ME ON IT !................. No refund on that deal .
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NAHHHH, i'd shot that SOB,,


Tupelo is 270 north of me. I am down here at the bottom of this mess
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I believe,.....
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I believe ...that cheerio Vodka is sum pretty good shit,

not bad the next day, no hang over, did not have to post bail,

old lady aint mad, and i checked the mirrior no black eye or skinned up knuckles

all in all it was a goot night!!!!
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frodo wrote:I believe ...that cheerio Vodka is sum pretty good shit,

not bad the next day, no hang over, did not have to post bail,

old lady aint mad, and i checked the mirrior no black eye or skinned up knuckles

all in all it was a goot night!!!!
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jb-texshine wrote:
Kegg_jam wrote:I believe: If horses would just piss ethanol, it would sure save a lot of steps. Think about it....

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I do believe that a pure malted corn likker well oaked is the nectar of the gods.
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I believe WooTek might be riding the fence and not addressing the issue of penis likker...

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jedneck wrote:I do believe that a pure malted corn likker well oaked is the nectar of the gods.
I would have to agree, and I believe it's a labor of love as I sit here cleaning up 30lbs of corn malt.
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I believe.... I am curious, how much of your corn do you need to sprout to get a good conversion?? 80%, 65% I Believe I really want to know?? (I love me some corn whiskey!!)
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ranger_ric wrote:I believe.... I am curious, how much of your corn do you need to sprout to get a good conversion?? 80%, 65% I Believe I really want to know?? (I love me some corn whiskey!!)
I believe they are talkin' bout makin it, not just drinkin' it RR.
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Hey HDNB, I BELIEVE, as God as my witness I am drinkin !00% of what I make... that being said with the Dont Sell, Dont Tell tag I should be in clean waters.
I truly was curious how much conversion on this sack ass corn from the feed store do I need to germinate. Or do I truly gotta figure on adding some 6 row to it??
Probably the wrong place to put this post BUT I am working on keeping my 100% consumption a reality..
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Ric, malt corn will convert itself I don't count on anything past that, this next batch is all corn malt just because I like all corn malt. if I were using any other adjuncts I would use some 2 or 6 row.
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ranger_ric wrote:I believe WooTek might be riding the fence and not addressing the issue of penis likker...

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