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Re: Jokes

Post by Tater » Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:20 pm

I use a pot still.Sometimes with a thumper

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Re: Jokes

Post by DSmith78 » Fri Jun 26, 2020 5:22 am

Tater wrote:
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Re: Jokes

Post by TDick » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:28 pm

no joke
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Re: Jokes

Post by cranky » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:11 pm

TDick wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:28 pm
no joke

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I need that!!!!

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Post by Truckinbutch » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:25 pm

cranky wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:11 pm
TDick wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:28 pm
no joke

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I need that!!!!
You betcha !
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Re: Jokes

Post by Owl » Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:08 pm

Below is from a friend in Ukraine.

The text translation reads:
"Where are we? -In Ukraine!
.... A week later"
Ukraine still 800.jpg

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Post by still_stirrin » Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:20 am

Owl wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:08 pm
Below is from a friend in Ukraine.

The text translation reads:
"Where are we? -In Ukraine!
.... A week later"
Ukraine still 800.jpg
Deja vu.

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Post by jonnys_spirit » Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:47 am

Looks like they were probably rescued and managed to get themselves back into a precarious situation? Some droids never learn...
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Post by Bushman » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:56 am

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Re: Jokes

Post by Truckinbutch » Thu Jul 09, 2020 9:07 pm

Well , I tried to post a video . Looks like stillin fits my pistol better than new technology . I'll take that . Makin good whiskey means more to me than playin on the internet ,
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Re: Jokes

Post by Durhommer » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:54 am

Hey you coming to my bbq? (Yeah when?) When I put my meat across your grill
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Post by Hambone » Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:30 pm

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Post by Truckinbutch » Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:30 pm

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If you ain't the lead dog in the team , the scenery never changes . Ga Flatwoods made my avatar and I want to thank him for that .
Don't drink water , fish fornicate in it .

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Post by Truckinbutch » Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:33 pm

No politics involved here . I just thought that was a fine looking ass .
If you ain't the lead dog in the team , the scenery never changes . Ga Flatwoods made my avatar and I want to thank him for that .
Don't drink water , fish fornicate in it .

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Post by Hambone » Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:19 am

Truckinbutch wrote:
Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:33 pm
No politics involved here . I just thought that was a fine looking ass .
Wish I could afford something like that. Or even just the gas to run that boat...
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Post by jonnys_spirit » Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:28 am

Certainly looks expensive.
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i make stuff i break stuff
water into whiskey into water
just getting started in home distilling - been drinking for decades
16g copper pot still, 10l alembic, and a column or two
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Post by Truckinbutch » Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:58 pm

I doubt that either are blue collar accessible .
If you ain't the lead dog in the team , the scenery never changes . Ga Flatwoods made my avatar and I want to thank him for that .
Don't drink water , fish fornicate in it .

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Post by jedneck » Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:02 pm

Truckinbutch wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:58 pm
I doubt that either are blue collar accessible .
And i bet the SOH is more enjoyable to be around full time.
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Re: Jokes

Post by Truckinbutch » Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:44 pm

jedneck wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:02 pm
Truckinbutch wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:58 pm
I doubt that either are blue collar accessible .
And i bet the SOH is more enjoyable to be around full time.
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Ya wanna know something : I hadn't even noticed the 4 motors on that boat until the topic came back up .

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Post by Bushman » Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:13 pm

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Post by thecroweater » Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:08 am

Yeah...local Baker got a nasty shock a while back, sat on a bun and a currant went up his arse.
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Re: Jokes

Post by Odin » Wed Jul 29, 2020 11:55 am

If it is true it maybe isn't a joke. Posting it here anyhow ...

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Post by Hambone » Wed Jul 29, 2020 6:07 pm

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Re: Jokes

Post by Bushman » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:07 pm

A person in my county is selling these masks for $5,00, thought it was pretty clever.
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Post by jonnys_spirit » Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:06 pm

That’s cute!
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i make stuff i break stuff
water into whiskey into water
just getting started in home distilling - been drinking for decades
16g copper pot still, 10l alembic, and a column or two
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Post by Oldvine Zin » Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:40 pm

Bushman wrote:
Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:07 pm
A person in my county is selling these masks for $5,00, thought it was pretty clever.
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Yea but they should of based it on the original logo
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Post by Twisted Brick » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:37 am

Irishman's first drink with his son


While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took my son for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from our cottage.

I got him a Guiness. He didn't like it. So I drank it.

Then I got him a Kilkennys, he didn't like it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager?

He didn't, so I drank it.

I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so I tried a Jameson's: nope!!!

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky.

He wouldn't even smell it.

What could I do but drink it.

By the time I realized he didn't like to drink, I was so shit-faced I could hardly push the stroller back home!!!!
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Post by contrahead » Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:24 pm

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