Jokes

[Bushman]

[Odin]

Hilarious, Bushman!!!

Regards, Odin.

[Kareltje]

That's hilarious. I can only wish that my people understood the Trump as well as yours do.

To make it more easy to understand:

As you see, we have a really great, fantastic sense of humor! We are really great in that! The best!
All those who do not understand that are losers and deplorable people who have to take good care or else!

[Windy City]

Let's remember Rule 5 and get back to non-partisan humor. This is not the forum for political debate unless it has to do with legalization of our hobby.

[Badmotivator]

Let's remember Rule 5 and get back to non-partisan humor. This is not the forum for political debate unless it has to do with legalization of our hobby.

+1

One man's political humor is another man's grievous insult. It's almost safer to joke about religion or silicone in the vapor path.

[WooTeck]

How the Netherlands introduce themselves to your new president:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-xxis7 ... e=youtu.be" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow

Regards, Odin.

saw that the other day odin it did make me chuckle. especially liked the part about pete.

[Odin]

Yeah, very funny, I thought so too! Currently in Scotland actually Wooteck! Newton Stewart. Setting up a distillery. Doing training on gin and wheat whisky and single malt whisky. I'll be back in Glasgow tomorrow evening. If that is in your neck of the woods ... how about dinner together? Or a beer?

Regards, Odin.

[der wo]

Odin,
I have heard, Trump plans penalty taxes for still imports from Europe. What do you think about?

[goinbroke2]

Trump is doing what is best for his country, like every president/prime minister IS SUPPOSED TO DO!

Now, enough of the political talk please.

[goinbroke2]

To put us back on track...

[der wo]

Now, enough of the political talk please.

Calm down. It was only a joke.
But I will remind you, when you feel the need to post something political again.
BTW, "Location: Socialist Republic of NS, Canada" is breaking rule #5 too. Or don't you think, if I would write "Location: Outside Fascist Dictatorship of USA", it was ok?

[der wo]

To put us back on track...

[Kareltje]

Now that is what I call true copper porn!

[still_stirrin]

Now that is what I call true copper porn!

Appalachian steampunk!

[Kareltje]

I suppose it will blow the horn when it is finished, so the neighbours know they have to gather for their drinks.

[WooTeck]

it looks like confusion to me.

[der wo]

The builder writes about the still:

Hallo zusammen, ich habe die Destille im Steampunk-stil gebaut, also so, wie sich die Menschen um 1900 die Zukunft vorgestellt haben. Ich habe möglichst viele Originalteile verwendet, ( ebay) . Ich habe so gebaut, dass kein Strom benötigt wird, also Holzfeuerung, Petroleumlicht, Handkurbel für Gebläse und Rührwerk, Musik kommt natürlich aus einem eingebauten Grammophon. Als Materialien wurden Kupfer, Messing, Stahl, Holz und Glas verwendet. Auf Farbe und Kunstoff habe ich verzichtet, nicht aber auf eine Bar, einen Werkzeugkasten und ein Labor. Gebaut wird seit 7 Jahren und es wird wohl noch ein paar Jahre weitergehen....

translated:
Hello, I built this still steampunk style, what means, like the people of 1900 thought about how the future will look like.
I took as many as possible original-parts (ebay). It runs without electric, but with wood fire, petroleum light, manual crank for the furnance blower and agitator. And a built-in grammophone plays music. Copper, brass, steel, wood and glass. No paint or synthetics, but a bar, a toolbox and a laboratory. I build it since 7 years and it will need some more years...

Edit: Here the link to the picture with a bit higher resolution:
http://www.schnapsbrennen.at/popup/imgW ... age324.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow

[Kareltje]

Has he thought of firing the still with the product that comes out of it?

Nice forum too! I have to get used to the format, though.

[skow69]

That's nice work. I love steampunk, but I don't have the patience or creativity or something.

[Kareltje]

Not really a joke, but everytime I see croweater, I remember this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TT7qS9wzbs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow

[thecroweater]

Hear about the Dutch boy who put his finger in the dyke

Show Spoiler

heard she broke his finger and beat the bejeezuz out of him

[Kareltje]

I wouldn't know, I am from a higher part of the Netherlands.
But I am told in Holland, where most dykes are, schoolchildren have to practice every friday and line up to stick their finger in a dyke.

[Bushman]

[Windy City]

[Kareltje]

Vuvuzela Octopus Paul, the real Creator of deepsea, highlands and cloudy airs.

[Windy City]

My son sent me this, it is so true.

https://youtu.be/FrDtfR2iOmo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow

[Odin]

Amen!

As a father to a son and three daughters I can tell you it is so true!

Odin.

[Jimbo]

[Lamannamal]

A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre...
so the bartender gave it to her

[Bushman]

One of my ex students owns a drive-thru coffee shop and often has funny sayings on her billboard. Here is the newest one.