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goinbroke2
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Oh boy, been there before,
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Numerous 57L kegs, some propane, one 220v electric with stilldragon controller. Keggle for all-Grain, two pot still tops for whisky, a 3" reflux with deflag for vodka. Coming up, a 4" perf plate column. Life is short, make whisky and drag race!
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goinbroke2
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OK, just one more,
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goinbroke2
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Oh, this is just too much fun...
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goinbroke2
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And just because they announced that boats are getting stuck in Florida because the "ocean is falling", I give you...
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goinbroke2
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I thought of a couple for this one
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Numerous 57L kegs, some propane, one 220v electric with stilldragon controller. Keggle for all-Grain, two pot still tops for whisky, a 3" reflux with deflag for vodka. Coming up, a 4" perf plate column. Life is short, make whisky and drag race!
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You be on a roll tonight , Bro .If you ain't the lead dog in the team , the scenery never changes . Ga Flatwoods made my avatar and I want to thank him for that .
Don't drink water , fish fornicate in it .
Don't drink water , fish fornicate in it .
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goinbroke2
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AAAHHH, about 2 1/2 hours sleep last night, off at 08:00 then we have a "Freedom of the City" parade at 11:45 leading up to the Apple Blossom Parade here. Whole weekend is tied up, no racing, poop.... 
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goinbroke2
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Off in 15 minutes.....
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goinbroke2
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"Your message contains too few characters." Not now...
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Numerous 57L kegs, some propane, one 220v electric with stilldragon controller. Keggle for all-Grain, two pot still tops for whisky, a 3" reflux with deflag for vodka. Coming up, a 4" perf plate column. Life is short, make whisky and drag race!
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goinbroke2
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Your message contains too few characters. Enough, I know, I know...
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Last one, gotta jump on the bus.
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goinbroke2
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Ok, really last one..
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A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife's temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.”
The doctor says, “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The man says, “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”
The doctor says, “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.”
The doctor says, “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The man says, “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”
The doctor says, “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.”
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This morning I decided to treat my wife to ham and eggs for breakfast.
While I was cooking I asked her how she would like her eggs. She said "scrambled".
Then I asked her toast or biscuits? She said "toast"
Last I asked her what she would like on the toast, butter, jelly, honey? She said "surprise me"
Boy was she surprised when she bit into a slice of toast with BBQ sauce and mayonnaise but she did say to surprise her.
Bet she'll never do that again
This actually happened and I have been debating whether or not to post it here or the liars bench
While I was cooking I asked her how she would like her eggs. She said "scrambled".
Then I asked her toast or biscuits? She said "toast"
Last I asked her what she would like on the toast, butter, jelly, honey? She said "surprise me"
Boy was she surprised when she bit into a slice of toast with BBQ sauce and mayonnaise but she did say to surprise her.
Bet she'll never do that again
This actually happened and I have been debating whether or not to post it here or the liars bench
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This actually happened and I have been debating whether or not to post it here or the liars bench
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It would fit in either place . Much of what settles at 'The Liar's Bench' is truth that uncultured folks can not believe actually happened .
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me
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It would fit in either place . Much of what settles at 'The Liar's Bench' is truth that uncultured folks can not believe actually happened .
If you ain't the lead dog in the team , the scenery never changes . Ga Flatwoods made my avatar and I want to thank him for that .
Don't drink water , fish fornicate in it .
Don't drink water , fish fornicate in it .
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cranky
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She's very good matured about such things. She took a bite and made a face then swallowed it, (because she never spits) then asked "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?"Kareltje wrote:
How did she react? I suppose you too had some fun!
So I told her "Well, you told me to surprise you
" Then I got her the toast with cream cheese and apple butter on it that I had waiting and everything was all good 
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That's why I was debating where to post it. Normally when I do weird stuff I wind up telling the story on the bench.Truckinbutch wrote: It would fit in either place . Much of what settles at 'The Liar's Bench' is truth that uncultured folks can not believe actually happened .
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goinbroke2
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How about this one...
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goinbroke2
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HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!
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Hope it works, I found it very funny.
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One of the reactions:
Sean McDonald "I have come for yo. . . . . . . . Dammit! Hang on . . . . . thrusters to max and landing gear engaged . . . . . . . Bloody hell, this wind amirite. Just stay there a sec . . . . . . . Geez, these bloody crosswinds . . . . . Look, could you crawl closer? . No. Yeah, cant blame you entirely for not wanting to. How about i throw my scythe to you . . . . . Well, that was uncalled for . . . . . . . Right, just for that, aimlessly wandering Zombie it is then . . . . . "
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Still Life
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It does. And it is!Kareltje wrote:Hope it works, I found it very funny.