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Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. Benjamin Franklin
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"That parrots DEAD!"
"No its not"
"No its not"
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Reminds me of an albino salmon?RedwoodHillBilly wrote:
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Just got this text message off a friend. I apologise in advance but still had to share.
Have you ever wondered if your mom gave you a kiss goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob?
Well you are now.
Have you ever wondered if your mom gave you a kiss goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob?
Well you are now.
I thought i was wrong once,
But then i found out i was mistaken.
Kill the women, and rape the men.
But then i found out i was mistaken.
Kill the women, and rape the men.
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Along those same lines, it's sobering to think that pretty much every hand you've ever shook has held a penis. Some quite recently.
Trying to make it real compared to what?
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Which technically means wieners have touched. Still Life doesn't swing that way. Thanks a lot for the reality thought.Badmotivator wrote:Along those same lines, it's sobering to think that pretty much every hand you've ever shook has held a penis. Some quite recently.
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! "
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"!!
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"!!
I thought i was wrong once,
But then i found out i was mistaken.
Kill the women, and rape the men.
But then i found out i was mistaken.
Kill the women, and rape the men.
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And that includes most of the ladies.Badmotivator wrote:Along those same lines, it's sobering to think that pretty much every hand you've ever shook has held a penis. Some quite recently.
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This has gone quite nasty enough without me telling a bad story about revenge porn .The Baker wrote:And that includes most of the ladies.Badmotivator wrote:Along those same lines, it's sobering to think that pretty much every hand you've ever shook has held a penis. Some quite recently.
Geoff
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That is so bad it is funny.HDNB wrote:Did you hear about the new menu offerings on United airlines?
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Have you been on United's site lately?
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How bout this?
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tasteless?
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And just cause I can laugh at myself too...
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Speaking of making fun of myself...
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Did here united have less of a problem with overbooking now.
Hear Greyhound at are saying why not travel with up, cheaper than flying could end up being quicker and you are way less likely to get clubbed like a baby fur seal
Hear Greyhound at are saying why not travel with up, cheaper than flying could end up being quicker and you are way less likely to get clubbed like a baby fur seal
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Gimme a smoke boys, c'mon, cory, trevor, lets go
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I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this...maybe I'm twisted?
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Mmmm ham sammich
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Nice set of tools eh?
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Hey, I think I've been there..
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Trd, the only thing missing is "u"...turd
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This is SOOOOO true!!
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Ok, just a couple more..
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ok, last one, I promise, ish...
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WAITER!! I'll have what he's drinking please...thecroweater wrote:Did here united have less of a problem with overbooking now.
Hear Greyhound at are saying why not travel with up, cheaper than flying could end up being quicker and you are way less likely to get clubbed like a baby fur seal
I got what you mean Crow, too true, but then you got the whole head cut off with a sword thing going on...(maybe only Canadians will get that) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow
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Seems that Comms traffic is slow tonight , Glad to see you putting your time to good use
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Just noseyed about getting a visa. Are you a terriost? sad thing is thats no longer funny.
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child outside the United States from a person
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Spouse’s Address: SAME AS HOME ADDRESS
Work / Education / Training Information
Primary Occupation: BUSINESS
Present Employer or School Name: STAR BAZAAR
Address: 2345 KHAR LANE
City: MUMBAI
State/Province: MAHARASHTRA
Postal Zone/Zip Code: 400011
Country: INDIA
Month Salary in Local Currency: 45,000
Briefly Describe your Duties: SALESMAN
Security and Background Information
Do you have a communicable disease of public
health significance such as tuberculosis (TB)?
NO
Do you have a mental or physical disorder that
poses or is likely to pose a threat to the safety or
welfare of yourself or others?
NO
Are you or have you ever been a drug abuser or
addict?
NO
Have you ever been arrested or convicted for any
offense or crime, even though subject of a
pardon, amnesty, or other similar action?
NO
Have you ever violated, or engaged in a
conspiracy to violate, any law relating to
controlled substances?
NO
Are you coming to the United States to engage in
prostitution or unlawful commercialized vice or
have you been engaged in prostitution or
procuring prostitutes within the past 10 years?
NO
Have you ever been involved in, or do you seek to
engage in, money laundering?
NO
Do you seek to engage in espionage, sabotage,
export control violations, or any other illegal
activity while in the United States?
NO
Do you seek to engage in terrorist activities while
in the United States or have you ever engaged in
terrorist activities?
NO
Have you ever or do you intend to provide
financial assistance or other support to terrorists
or terrorist organizations?
NO
Are you a member or representative of a terrorist
organization?
NO
Have you ever ordered, incited, committed,
assisted, or otherwise participated in genocide?
NO
Have you ever committed, ordered, incited,
assisted, or otherwise participated in torture?
NO
Have you committed, ordered, incited, assisted,
or otherwise participated in extrajudicial killings,
political killings, or other acts of violence?
NO
Have you, while serving as a government official,
been responsible for or directly carried out, at any
time, particularly severe violations of religious
freedom?
NO
Have you ever sought to obtain or assist others to
obtain a visa, entry into the United States, or any
other United States immigration benefit by fraud
or willful misrepresentation or other unlawful
means?
NO
Have you ever withheld custody of a U.S. citizen
child outside the United States from a person
granted legal custody by a U.S. court?
NO
Have you voted in the United States in violation of NO
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I thought i was wrong once,
But then i found out i was mistaken.
Kill the women, and rape the men.
But then i found out i was mistaken.
Kill the women, and rape the men.