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- Mon Jan 18, 2021 2:09 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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Re: The liar's bench
Friends birthday so we went out, 5 of us from 4:30 to about 11. There was two bills, combined it was $620 including the $75 tip. THAT is why I don’t like going out! Probably drank $30 in shine for comparison. $7 shots, etc. Anyway, it was a good time, sang happy bday to her a dozen times getting the...
- Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:09 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: Canadian Moonshiners Unite!
- Replies: 51
- Views: 8290
Re: Canadian Moonshiners Unite!
When they allowed making beer and wine at home, did it kill any beer companies or did it put sales up? Answer, sales climbed and all of a sudden the big companies are making “craft beer” too. When they changed the laws here so a micro distillery could open, they took off and did sales drop for the b...
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:05 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller
- Replies: 619
- Views: 61509
Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller
If you’re ever loaded and see a clock that says 6.33pm , you might be a stiller with access to too much likker! OMG... I just realised.... I'm a Stiller... I had to look at that for a minute... what the hell was I talking about? Was I loaded when I wrote that?? Then I realized, I was talking about ...
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:42 am
- Forum: Novice Distillers
- Topic: Fwd: Counterfeit Spirits (YOU WILL BE CAUGHT)
- Replies: 159
- Views: 125193
Re: Fwd: Counterfeit Spirits (YOU WILL BE CAUGHT)
Way back in 2009 (page 1 or 2) I posted about what we were doing with tanks and the soap analysts for the engines. Good to hear someone else with real experience with spectrometers/etc. (Not that what I was doing was even in the same ballpark as you)
great post!
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:15 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: Proof of your tails
- Replies: 10
- Views: 340
Re: Proof of your tails
I go down to 20-25% on a spirit run.
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:05 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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Crap... I hate it when I don’t get a joke.
Explanation please?
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:03 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 3606
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Re: Jokes
You and me too brother!
- Wed Jan 06, 2021 5:39 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
- Replies: 6164
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Women.... the wife’s friend was over and was bragging how her husband of two years bought her flowers. Wife started acting all pissy. I asked her friend what she was so cranky about? Her friend said she was mad because I never buy her flowers. I was like “I didn’t even know she sold flowers!” My bud...
- Wed Dec 30, 2020 7:43 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: Jokes
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Re: Jokes
Well, times are tough and I didn’t want to resort to this but... I’m selling nudes of myself for cash.
$5 to get one
$25 to not get one
$5 to get one
$25 to not get one
- Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:59 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
- Replies: 6164
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Hope 21 is better for you Paige, sounds like you’ve had your fill of 2020 and even 2019! They say You can’t really appreciate what you got until you hear what others are going through. I was about to bitch about finding two dead mice in an empty carboy. (Empty, I know right??) But then reality slaps...
- Sat Dec 26, 2020 9:22 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
- Replies: 6164
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Wife was telling me that Tampax announced that they were replacing the string on their product with tinsel.
For the Christmas period.
For the Christmas period.
- Sat Dec 26, 2020 9:20 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!Truckinbutch wrote: ↑Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:12 pmChristmas as usual here .........................
Got 2 new shirts , a pair of socks , and a piece of ass ...........
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They was all 2 sizes too big .
Epic, gotta use that one!
- Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:38 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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12:40, Santa still hasn’t shown.....
So, we finished the first bottle of margarita mix and made....
Garlic bread!!
So, we finished the first bottle of margarita mix and made....
Garlic bread!!
- Thu Dec 24, 2020 7:24 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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Buddies kid is 8, just gave him his one present Christmas Eve and sent him to bed. As he’s leaving I asked “what did you think of 2020”...”whatever comes into your mind” Kid said “ it’s like looking both ways before crossing a street, and then getting hit by a submarine “ All the adults howled! Lol!...
- Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:06 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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9D25F7B7-1DF7-48AE-996A-43202E16B482.jpeg Stinky fish eating east coasters... Born on the west coast and grew up on the east Coast, can’t stand anything from the sea. These were free as my buddy owns the second largest fish plant in Nova Scotia. Let them eat it, I had a time with the meat and the v...
- Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:00 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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We’re home! Twice cops stopped us. Everything legal, drunks in the motor home part, I was sober. Good time for all. Went to McDonald’s and tried the drive through, couldn’t make the turn but I could drive up beside the building. Rolled up to the window and they all came out!! Lol! We got a bunch of ...
- Thu Dec 24, 2020 3:16 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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Wife wanted a hay ride or a sleigh ride but due to Covid everything is cancelled. She was all whiny because we have a houseful of people and wanted to do something special. Had one of the boys put lights on the motor home/toy hauler and plugged them into the power inverter on the bus. Now I got 9 dr...
- Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:32 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
- Replies: 6164
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They say a mans only as good as their word Sassy, I'd say they were pretty damn good!
Sorry for your loss.
Sorry for your loss.
- Sun Dec 20, 2020 11:58 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
- Replies: 6164
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Asked the wife if she’s enjoyed the last 30 years together, she said yes, but mostly when I was at work...
- Fri Dec 18, 2020 7:49 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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My niece just posted on Facebook that she’s having twins.
I posted “finally, two kids from the same man”!
She blocked me!
I posted “finally, two kids from the same man”!
She blocked me!

- Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:46 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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So today is a dickhead day. Just waiting for the wife in the stores and entertaining myself.
Wife was in the mall about an hour, I went around to 13 cars in the parking lot and left notes on the windshield “call me, I’m pregnant “
Wife was in the mall about an hour, I went around to 13 cars in the parking lot and left notes on the windshield “call me, I’m pregnant “
- Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:41 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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Never jumped, but I have rappelled from choppers at 250’ and high structures many times. Always said I would one day and even went on the civilian side to try it one weekend but the winds were too high that day. A couple went back the next weekend but I never. Kind of ish I did just to be able to sa...
- Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:22 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 3606
- Views: 375801
Re: Jokes
Point taken tater, I’ll clean it up.Tater wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:39 pmThis kind shit getting way past a joke or what should be in forums. Any more of pushing the line gonna get ya pushed out the door .goinbroke2 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:06 amLol, she’s up in Sudbury, Ontario and from the picture she sent about 5-6 years ago, still a hard body!
- Mon Dec 14, 2020 7:15 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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Got up today, still sore. Took the clothes basket to the basement for the wife, one step at a time. Still hurts to bend my leg. Got back upstairs and she asks me to take two bags of clothes to the truck for the needy bin. I said just throw it in the garbage, I’m not walking out to the truck and drop...
- Mon Dec 14, 2020 7:04 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
- Replies: 6164
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Not a fan of gliders, stick feels like it’s in a garbage can of mud. Pull back....wait... push forward....wait. Besides the wind noise it is quiet but you always have that feeling of being on the edge, ready to fall off. Not a fan. With an engine at least you can add throttle. Course I don’t like sa...
- Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:50 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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Thanks guys, the plot thickens...now we’ve figured she never hit the curio cabinet (couldn’t of, none of the crystal stuff is moved/broke) Now we think she tripped and broke her tooth on the mug. (Not glass) Pretty foggy here today, never found the wallet and my little jerry can with the chainsaw ga...
- Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:16 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
- Replies: 6164
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Holy crap I’m sore this morning! So left quadricep is so sore I can’t bend my leg, got a chunk out of my right ear and a 3” diameter red mark/scuff on the right side of my head. My neck is so stiff I can hardly move it. Buddy lost his wallet in the recovery and 8 of them are out looking for that and...
- Sat Dec 12, 2020 9:59 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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Fuck, just went to bed, reached up... there’s a chunk missing from my right ear. I guess the chainsaw got me more than I thought.
- Sat Dec 12, 2020 9:58 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
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More pics
- Sat Dec 12, 2020 9:48 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
- Topic: The liar's bench
- Replies: 6164
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Full throttle, jumping Shit, ended upside down in a fucking ditch. Fun while it lasted. Buddy lost his wallet, we’re going back tomorrow Had a friend v of my kid with me, 21 year old 6 ft blonde hottie, broke her front tooth, I hurt my left leg and the chainsaw in the back got me in the side of the ...