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by goinbroke2
Mon Jan 18, 2021 2:09 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Friends birthday so we went out, 5 of us from 4:30 to about 11. There was two bills, combined it was $620 including the $75 tip. THAT is why I don’t like going out! Probably drank $30 in shine for comparison. $7 shots, etc. Anyway, it was a good time, sang happy bday to her a dozen times getting the...
by goinbroke2
Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:09 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Canadian Moonshiners Unite!
Replies: 51
Views: 8290

Re: Canadian Moonshiners Unite!

When they allowed making beer and wine at home, did it kill any beer companies or did it put sales up? Answer, sales climbed and all of a sudden the big companies are making “craft beer” too. When they changed the laws here so a micro distillery could open, they took off and did sales drop for the b...
by goinbroke2
Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:05 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller
Replies: 619
Views: 61509

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

If you’re ever loaded and see a clock that says 6.33pm , you might be a stiller with access to too much likker! OMG... I just realised.... I'm a Stiller... I had to look at that for a minute... what the hell was I talking about? Was I loaded when I wrote that?? Then I realized, I was talking about ...
by goinbroke2
Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:42 am
Forum: Novice Distillers
Topic: Fwd: Counterfeit Spirits (YOU WILL BE CAUGHT)
Replies: 159
Views: 125193

Re: Fwd: Counterfeit Spirits (YOU WILL BE CAUGHT)

👍🏻 Triplequad!

Way back in 2009 (page 1 or 2) I posted about what we were doing with tanks and the soap analysts for the engines. Good to hear someone else with real experience with spectrometers/etc. (Not that what I was doing was even in the same ballpark as you)

great post!
by goinbroke2
Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:15 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Proof of your tails
Replies: 10
Views: 340

Re: Proof of your tails

I go down to 20-25% on a spirit run.
by goinbroke2
Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:05 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Jstroke wrote:
Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:04 am
Durhommer wrote:
Wed Jan 06, 2021 8:47 am
Were out here working in the rain and my buddy just fell thru the ceiling joists
Hopefully you weren't left in your stocking feet--LOL,

keep dry and stay safe
Crap... I hate it when I don’t get a joke.

Explanation please?
by goinbroke2
Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:03 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 3606
Views: 375801

Re: Jokes

You and me too brother!
by goinbroke2
Wed Jan 06, 2021 5:39 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Women.... the wife’s friend was over and was bragging how her husband of two years bought her flowers. Wife started acting all pissy. I asked her friend what she was so cranky about? Her friend said she was mad because I never buy her flowers. I was like “I didn’t even know she sold flowers!” My bud...
by goinbroke2
Wed Dec 30, 2020 7:43 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 3606
Views: 375801

Re: Jokes

Well, times are tough and I didn’t want to resort to this but... I’m selling nudes of myself for cash.


$5 to get one
$25 to not get one
by goinbroke2
Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:59 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Hope 21 is better for you Paige, sounds like you’ve had your fill of 2020 and even 2019! They say You can’t really appreciate what you got until you hear what others are going through. I was about to bitch about finding two dead mice in an empty carboy. (Empty, I know right??) But then reality slaps...
by goinbroke2
Sat Dec 26, 2020 9:22 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Wife was telling me that Tampax announced that they were replacing the string on their product with tinsel.
For the Christmas period.
by goinbroke2
Sat Dec 26, 2020 9:20 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Truckinbutch wrote:
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:12 pm
Christmas as usual here .........................
Got 2 new shirts , a pair of socks , and a piece of ass ...........
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They was all 2 sizes too big .
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Epic, gotta use that one!
by goinbroke2
Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:38 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

12:40, Santa still hasn’t shown.....
So, we finished the first bottle of margarita mix and made....
Garlic bread!!

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by goinbroke2
Thu Dec 24, 2020 7:24 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Buddies kid is 8, just gave him his one present Christmas Eve and sent him to bed. As he’s leaving I asked “what did you think of 2020”...”whatever comes into your mind” Kid said “ it’s like looking both ways before crossing a street, and then getting hit by a submarine “ All the adults howled! Lol!...
by goinbroke2
Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:06 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

9D25F7B7-1DF7-48AE-996A-43202E16B482.jpeg Stinky fish eating east coasters... Born on the west coast and grew up on the east Coast, can’t stand anything from the sea. These were free as my buddy owns the second largest fish plant in Nova Scotia. Let them eat it, I had a time with the meat and the v...
by goinbroke2
Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:00 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

We’re home! Twice cops stopped us. Everything legal, drunks in the motor home part, I was sober. Good time for all. Went to McDonald’s and tried the drive through, couldn’t make the turn but I could drive up beside the building. Rolled up to the window and they all came out!! Lol! We got a bunch of ...
by goinbroke2
Thu Dec 24, 2020 3:16 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Wife wanted a hay ride or a sleigh ride but due to Covid everything is cancelled. She was all whiny because we have a houseful of people and wanted to do something special. Had one of the boys put lights on the motor home/toy hauler and plugged them into the power inverter on the bus. Now I got 9 dr...
by goinbroke2
Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:32 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

They say a mans only as good as their word Sassy, I'd say they were pretty damn good!

Sorry for your loss.
by goinbroke2
Sun Dec 20, 2020 11:58 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Asked the wife if she’s enjoyed the last 30 years together, she said yes, but mostly when I was at work...
by goinbroke2
Fri Dec 18, 2020 7:49 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

My niece just posted on Facebook that she’s having twins.
I posted “finally, two kids from the same man”!

She blocked me! :clap:
by goinbroke2
Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:46 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

So today is a dickhead day. Just waiting for the wife in the stores and entertaining myself.
Wife was in the mall about an hour, I went around to 13 cars in the parking lot and left notes on the windshield “call me, I’m pregnant “
by goinbroke2
Tue Dec 15, 2020 6:41 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Never jumped, but I have rappelled from choppers at 250’ and high structures many times. Always said I would one day and even went on the civilian side to try it one weekend but the winds were too high that day. A couple went back the next weekend but I never. Kind of ish I did just to be able to sa...
by goinbroke2
Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:22 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 3606
Views: 375801

Re: Jokes

Tater wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:39 pm
goinbroke2 wrote:
Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:06 am
Lol, she’s up in Sudbury, Ontario and from the picture she sent about 5-6 years ago, still a hard body!
This kind shit getting way past a joke or what should be in forums. Any more of pushing the line gonna get ya pushed out the door .
Point taken tater, I’ll clean it up.
by goinbroke2
Mon Dec 14, 2020 7:15 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Got up today, still sore. Took the clothes basket to the basement for the wife, one step at a time. Still hurts to bend my leg. Got back upstairs and she asks me to take two bags of clothes to the truck for the needy bin. I said just throw it in the garbage, I’m not walking out to the truck and drop...
by goinbroke2
Mon Dec 14, 2020 7:04 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Not a fan of gliders, stick feels like it’s in a garbage can of mud. Pull back....wait... push forward....wait. Besides the wind noise it is quiet but you always have that feeling of being on the edge, ready to fall off. Not a fan. With an engine at least you can add throttle. Course I don’t like sa...
by goinbroke2
Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:50 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Thanks guys, the plot thickens...now we’ve figured she never hit the curio cabinet (couldn’t of, none of the crystal stuff is moved/broke) Now we think she tripped and broke her tooth on the mug. (Not glass) Pretty foggy here today, never found the wallet and my little jerry can with the chainsaw ga...
by goinbroke2
Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:16 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Holy crap I’m sore this morning! So left quadricep is so sore I can’t bend my leg, got a chunk out of my right ear and a 3” diameter red mark/scuff on the right side of my head. My neck is so stiff I can hardly move it. Buddy lost his wallet in the recovery and 8 of them are out looking for that and...
by goinbroke2
Sat Dec 12, 2020 9:59 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Fuck, just went to bed, reached up... there’s a chunk missing from my right ear. I guess the chainsaw got me more than I thought.
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by goinbroke2
Sat Dec 12, 2020 9:58 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

More pics
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by goinbroke2
Sat Dec 12, 2020 9:48 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6164
Views: 251151

Re: The liar's bench

Full throttle, jumping Shit, ended upside down in a fucking ditch. Fun while it lasted. Buddy lost his wallet, we’re going back tomorrow Had a friend v of my kid with me, 21 year old 6 ft blonde hottie, broke her front tooth, I hurt my left leg and the chainsaw in the back got me in the side of the ...