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by rumplestiltskin
Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:37 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: missing members
Replies: 152
Views: 17451

Re: missing members

FullySilenced wrote:ABOUT damn time... :shock: welcome home

FS

Thanks guys.Its good to be back. Life took over for awhile. Had other stuff to tend to. :)
by rumplestiltskin
Wed Feb 01, 2017 6:36 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: missing members
Replies: 152
Views: 17451

Re: missing members

Hows it going gentlemen. Its been awhile. Got an angry e-mail from Flatwoods, thought Id better check in.
by rumplestiltskin
Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:52 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: REVEILLE!!!! GA ROLL CALL
Replies: 101
Views: 8933

Re: REVEILLE!!!! GA ROLL CALL

I'm still here. Just been lurking and working to damn much. Been churning out some pretty good Sweet Feed these days.
by rumplestiltskin
Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:36 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6675
Views: 487366

Re: The liar's bench

S-Cackalacky wrote:I got caught up in a coupla big jugs once - almost suffocated.
Jugs aint Jugs until you can rub the sweet spots together without causing any pain. Unless its preferred.
by rumplestiltskin
Tue May 13, 2014 12:03 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller
Replies: 719
Views: 104953

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Jimbo wrote:
rumplestiltskin wrote:
Before you know it they'll be talking about distilling with their shirts off.....and you know where that leads. !!!! :oops:
Burnt titties from leaning against a hot still?
Yes!!!! You know exactly where I'm coming from. :clap:
by rumplestiltskin
Tue May 13, 2014 11:05 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller
Replies: 719
Views: 104953

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Jimbo wrote:Jesus get a room already you two.
Before you know it they'll be talking about distilling with their shirts off.....and you know where that leads. !!!! :oops:
by rumplestiltskin
Tue May 13, 2014 5:59 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6675
Views: 487366

Re: The liar's bench

Congrats Flatwoods! That number not only means that you've been bullshitting a lot here on the Liar's Bench, but you've also been learning and earning your stripes. You've contributed a lot here on the forums and that's something to be proud of. You've probably also corrupted your share of newbies,...
by rumplestiltskin
Wed May 07, 2014 12:07 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6675
Views: 487366

Re: The liar's bench

I knew i had seen that Donkey somewhere. Thats the one off of Hee-Haw isnt it. I remember sitting in front of the TV as a kid with a stiffy watching Kenny Rogers old lady telling those stories from her swing.
by rumplestiltskin
Wed May 07, 2014 9:14 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6675
Views: 487366

Re: The liar's bench

ga flatwoods wrote:Sorry but he is a unuck!

Read some about those guys one time. Seems like their not only missing their Junk but they are good treble singers too. :wtf:
by rumplestiltskin
Wed May 07, 2014 8:53 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6675
Views: 487366

Re: The liar's bench

Not his teeth Jimbo but his shoes are and I taught him to walk on spiked ones like Gene Simmons wears on stage. Can bite and kick like a sumabatch! I have a six pound Yorkie that can probably jump just about ball height on that Donkey. Once he gets a bite he wont let go.......until you rub his belly.
by rumplestiltskin
Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:55 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Taxes
Replies: 41
Views: 3860

Re: Taxes

Farming is the only job where yo sell everything you produce at wholesale and buy everything you need to operate at retail. Record keeping is critical. We write off 95% of every mile we drive, 95% of the mortgage payments, if I could figure out how to write off my jockey shorts -- I would Coyote Do...
by rumplestiltskin
Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:14 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 8002
Views: 460817

Re: Three Word Story

with the freckle
by rumplestiltskin
Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:23 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6675
Views: 487366

Re: The liar's bench

I cry over hurt dogs too. :(
by rumplestiltskin
Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:00 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6675
Views: 487366

Re: The liar's bench

T-Pee wrote:
muddog wrote:An them damn sharks, had ta beat em off da hole way back.


Well, no wonder they were followin' ya so close. It wasn't the shrimp. Image

tp

Now thats funny. I dont care who yar. :clap: :lol:
by rumplestiltskin
Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:41 pm
Forum: Legalization of Home Distilling
Topic: Particular Laws in Georgia?
Replies: 24
Views: 18346

Re: Particular Laws in Georgia?

Nobody, but nobody is distilling in the state of Georgia.
by rumplestiltskin
Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:18 pm
Forum: Legalization of Home Distilling
Topic: Legalizing Hobby Distilling in the US
Replies: 544
Views: 66072

Re: Legalizing Hobby Distilling in the US

Fascinating not Facinating......on the flier.
by rumplestiltskin
Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:44 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6675
Views: 487366

Re: The liar's bench

ga flatwoods wrote: He cant help it that he can eat blackberries through the fence without hands.
GA Flatwoods
Freddy Mercury could do that too......among other things we wont discuss here!! :thumbdown:
by rumplestiltskin
Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:38 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 8002
Views: 460817

Re: Three Word Story

what the hell
by rumplestiltskin
Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:06 pm
Forum: Mashing and Fermenting
Topic: What type of mash would this recipe be?
Replies: 12
Views: 1212

Re: What type of mash would this recipe be?

Yes, No, Maybe, it depends.
by rumplestiltskin
Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:58 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 4219
Views: 586668

Re: Jokes

jedneck wrote:Just saw a new camera at the store.
It could take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
This belongs in the Liars Bench area. That cannot be true. :lol: :lol:
by rumplestiltskin
Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:56 pm
Forum: Condensers/Cooling Methods
Topic: What the hell happened to my Liebig Condensor (Pics included
Replies: 11
Views: 2228

Re: What the hell happened to my Liebig Condensor (Pics incl

I've done that twice. The last time my wife came out to the shop and said. "Who are you calling a dumb ass, Your out here alone" Done that . I have a brand new pressure washer downstairs right now with a hole in the side of the pump, winter sucks!! Done that 7 or so years ago and still ge...
by rumplestiltskin
Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:39 am
Forum: Flavoring and Aging information
Topic: Aging Bourbon at Sea
Replies: 24
Views: 12738

Re: Aging Bourbon at Sea

I think I'll float a mini in my aquarium. My Oscar wont mind. Hell...he might even play with it.
by rumplestiltskin
Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:20 am
Forum: My First .....
Topic: my first ferment (sweet feed)
Replies: 95
Views: 8136

Re: my first ferment (sweet feed)

mine just a basic pot still made out of a 15.5 keg and 2" column but anyway I came out with about 3 quarts of 100 don't know if that good or bad quantity wise but quality very good. Work on my next batch and trying some ec1118 this time. see which taste better. See what you did Rockchucker. He...
by rumplestiltskin
Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:14 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 8002
Views: 460817

Re: Three Word Story

once in the
by rumplestiltskin
Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:25 am
Forum: Novice Distillers
Topic: alcohol lost through copper fittings expectation
Replies: 9
Views: 1926

Re: alcohol lost through copper fittings expectation

These are the better ones available at Home Depot. Note copper on both sides with only a brass nut that does not touch product. tp http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/3f/3f626f5c-7b06-4736-ae3f-eda465d3cbc4_300.jpg Yes. My bad again. These are the ones I use. Copper on both sides.
by rumplestiltskin
Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:21 am
Forum: Novice Distillers
Topic: alcohol lost through copper fittings expectation
Replies: 9
Views: 1926

Re: alcohol lost through copper fittings expectation

Solder everything. Some people like to use a union between their head and their condenser for storage, but that is a piece that is still soldered on both ends: http://www.plumbingsupply.com/images/copper-fitting-union-individual-pieces.jpg *Note make sure any union you buy is all copper on the insi...
by rumplestiltskin
Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:34 am
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Eating Crow
Replies: 35
Views: 3356

Eating Crow

http://www.ttb.gov/press/fy14/press-release-march2014.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow Guess that's all the proof I need. As I stated in my original post, if I was mistaken I would apologize. Bobtail, I apologize to you for calling bullshit. I gue...
by rumplestiltskin
Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:05 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 8002
Views: 460817

Re: Three Word Story

while wearing a
by rumplestiltskin
Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:14 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6675
Views: 487366

Re: The liar's bench

Tater wrote:I've helped to dig grave to save on burying bill for family and friends.Helped cover them also.
I guess you could consider it somewhat of an honor. I know I would.
by rumplestiltskin
Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:11 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Topic: The liar's bench
Replies: 6675
Views: 487366

Re: The liar's bench

Interesting and sad. Never would have guessed it. I can tell I'm a little more cultured now