nastiest mash you've seen or done?

Production methods from starch to sugars.

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Post by wineo » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:54 am

You could just bottle it up and label it as,The Good Shit!

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Post by shadylane » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:48 am

In all honesty I've had all-grain sour mash that looked and smelled worst while it was fermenting. It just goes to show what can be fermented. By the way I called it "staight from the horses ass"

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Post by Bob E » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:17 am

:lol:
I was thinking wash-o-rrhea
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Post by junkyard dawg » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:26 pm

brings a whole new meaning to

'thats some good shit...'

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Post by Ricky » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:31 pm

ell, if you don't taste it you may never know the difference between shit and shine-ola. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by mtnwalker2 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:26 pm

This is no kidding. I put horse manure on my popcorn immediatily after planting as a mulch. The worms soon injest it, and carry it in to the roots while they convert it while aereating the soil.

I want to try a popcorn mash next fall (After popping) I love popping corn.. Should be a sh** kicking, explosive drink?

Any thoughts? A hot buttered corn whiskey, like a hot buttered rum? Yeah, I know, I have oak.
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Post by shadylane » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:54 am

Finally got up the nerve to taste the horse turd shine. It was one of those "hey ya'll watch this" moments, Tasted very sharp and harsh, with a bad wang to it. From the flavor I'd guess the damned old nag must have been eating wild onions. Just for the record I've heard of prohibition moonshiners using chicken shit for yeast nutrients. I'm sure it would have been an improvement over the horse turds.

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Post by HookLine » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:10 am

Damn, I wish I coulda been there.

'Shady's Genuine Original Horseshit Shine'

Nah, can't see that selling too well.

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Post by wineo » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:46 am

Just tell all the liberals its earth friendly,and its good for the planet,plus its organic! :lol:

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Post by Husker » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:55 am

HookLine wrote:Damn, I wish I coulda been there.

'Shady's Genuine Original Horseshit Shine'

Nah, can't see that selling too well.

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But if u had that on the label, when "the man" caught u with the product, you could easily stand up in court and tell the judge
There is no way I was selling this stuff. Would YOU buy product labeled as 'Shady's Genuine Original Horseshit Shine' ?
ROTFLMAO

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Post by mikeac » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:33 pm

Found this thread from awhile back while researching something else...

http://homedistiller.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4317

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