If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

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Postby thecroweater » Mon May 23, 2016 7:22 pm

Was gonns say Crank ole son you win most excitable still award right there, prize is hat passed for bail
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby cranky » Mon May 23, 2016 7:32 pm

thecroweater wrote:Was gonns say Crank ole son you win most excitable still award right there, prize is hat passed for bail

I only 2 finger type so often my brain outruns my fingers and I occasionally forget to re read what I type before and after I hit enter :oops:
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby goinbroke2 » Tue May 24, 2016 5:33 pm

If the wife looks at you in the store and says "sugars on sale you need any..oh yeah you use grain now, never mind" you might be a stiller.
Numerous 57L kegs, some propane, one 220v electric with stilldragon controller. Keggle for all-Grain, two pot still tops for whisky, a 3" reflux with deflag for vodka. Coming up, a 4" perf plate column. Life is short, make whisky and drag race!
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby jedneck » Sat May 28, 2016 12:16 pm

If your cutting a well fed beef (575# a half hanging weight)and think that the corn woulda been better used as whiskey.
Edit: they were the nicest looking porterhouse steaks I believe I ever saw.
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby jb-texshine » Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:44 am

If you've ever set the time zone app on your tablet just the know when members of this site are likely to be online you might be a stiller
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby Hank Reardon » Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:07 pm

You might be a distiller if you hoped the vet would leave behind his tincture of iodine after he cleared the impaction. Your wife was wanting the bute.
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby thecroweater » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:56 pm

Ya walk into the grocers and think that fruit ain't lasting much longer wonder what he does with it........
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby Truckinbutch » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:17 pm

Hank Reardon wrote:You might be a distiller if you hoped the vet would leave behind his tincture of iodine after he cleared the impaction. Your wife was wanting the bute.

Bingo on both :wave: Didja know that 1/4 bute and a double shot of 110 proof will enable you to run a foot race on a broke leg ?
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby trueheart » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:34 pm

If you've ever left the bathroom fan running 24/7 so the neighbors can't hear all the air locks bubbling, you might be an apartment stiller.
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby fizzix » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:44 am

Truckinbutch wrote:
Hank Reardon wrote:You might be a distiller if you hoped the vet would leave behind his tincture of iodine after he cleared the impaction. Your wife was wanting the bute.

Bingo on both :wave: Didja know that 1/4 bute and a double shot of 110 proof will enable you to run a foot race on a broke leg ?

trueheart wrote:If you've ever left the bathroom fan running 24/7 so the neighbors can't hear all the air locks bubbling, you might be an apartment stiller.

Haha!

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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby markieb » Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:20 pm

you might be a stiller if your 3 year old goes into school and tells the teachers about daddies happy juice made by the rocket ship in the garden :ebiggrin:

home distilled always makes me happy whilst store brought always makes me nasty weird that :think:
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby MichiganCornhusker » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:38 am

If you store your malted corn in buckets that once held molasses...
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby jb-texshine » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:43 pm

Had the realization that getting a divorce means that I can run a still in the living room if I want to. :thumbup:
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby cranky » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:31 pm

jb-texshine wrote:Had the realization that getting a divorce means that I can run a still in the living room if I want to. :thumbup:

My wife actually lets me do that if I want to :mrgreen:
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby goinbroke2 » Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:18 pm

If you walk in the feed and seed, notice a 50# bag of barley went from $11.85 to $12.50, make a comment and the guy on the cash says “oh, what’s that, another nickel per quart of whisky?” :shock: you might be a stiller.

(Happened this morning)
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby Shine0n » Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:59 am

When yur wife pulls up seeing you carry 4-5 gal pails of molasses to the truck and not making Christmas cookies with it.
The neighbors (who love my rum) see you putting 4 sacks of brown sugar in the barn along with the pails of moll and they get a shit eating grin.
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby fizzix » Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:45 am

If you've ever....
showed up at the grain shop and the owner says, Hi (my first name). You here to use your gift card?
.....you might be a Stiller

TRUE STORY!
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby MoonBreath » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:05 pm

Poured shots outa gallon jar of likker. :clap:
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby TDick » Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:37 pm

Saw a packet of spices similar to this in the pantry before Christmas.
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IMMEDIATELY started thinking, "Wonder what this would do with a neutral?"
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby dukethebeagle120 » Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:02 pm

[quote="jedneck"]If your cutting a well fed beef (575# a half hanging weight)and think that the corn woulda been better used as whiskey.
Edit: they were the nicest looking porterhouse steaks I believe I ever saw.[/quoteomg
now i have done that
and i shot the bugger in a field cuz he ran off and we couldn`t catch him
its better to think like a fool but keep your mouth shut,then to open ur mouth and have it confirmed
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby Boozewaves » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:40 am

if you and your family saved and stripped cables from electrical appliances with a stanley knife to get COPPER and took old t.v's to bits to get COPPER and took transformers from microwaves to get COPPER (and magnets) also saved a bunch of COPPER PIPES whenever you found them , if you did that in your spare time for 2 years to save up for extra christmas cash last year and the first thing you did with you'r share , after the check from the scrap merchant cleared was buy............

a COPPER PIPE :mrgreen: 3 by 46 inch

you might be on the way to being a stiller
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby fizzix » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:03 pm

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...You might be a stiller
..Making the devil's water since 2017... Never bash another distiller. Ever.
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby TDick » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:55 pm

Okay, I'm not lying! :oops:s

Took extra medication for flu and back pain so I REALLY slept well.'
Well kind of.
Had a dream involving my wife's family's lake house.
I'm standing on the shoreline and a couple of guys walk up from different directions. The three of stop and shoot the breeze about the weather and how the water looks.
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(stock photo, not mine)

I don't recall much of the conversation, but something was a tipoff and one guy looks at the other and says, "I kinda thought so ....
What's your Member's Name?"
He looks funny, then answers with the name of one of my fellow Alabamians. "And what's yours?"
#2 tells him one of the other names I'm familiar with but of course haven't met.
They both look at me and say, "Well. What's YOUR name?" I tell them "Bamaberry" and we all recognize each other from postings.
We hang out a while and decide to go somewhere and get food and a "beverage".
One of them looks at me and asks what size still I'm using. I tell him 5 gallon pot.
He says, "I got a 20 gallon stainless that's in my way. You'd be doing me a big favor taking it off my hands and seeing if you can use it"
I say Sure, but it's too big to fit in my trunk. We get it in the back seat, cover it up as best as possible and head out down the back roads around the lake.
I see 2 (or 3??) Sheriff's cars and I'm just about to have heart attack.

So does dreaming about this "stuff" qualify?
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Postby fizzix » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:11 pm

..walked down the dog food aisle to the smells of grain and wondered if?
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