Irish Humour

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Irish Humour

Post by rkidtech » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:32 am

The lighter side of the irish.
Two young 30 year old fella’s from Belfast who had been married for about 10 years. One is a Protestant and the other is a Catholic. The Protestant fella has 8 kids and the Catholic fella has 2.
So the Protestant fella says to the Catholic fella.
“Are you a good catholic and do you follow faithfully everything the pope say’s about contraception”
“Yeah of course I do” he says
“Well how come you only have 2 kids and I have 6 of them and I’m using all the contraception’s I can think of “
“Well I use the safe period “he says
Of course the Protestant fella’s ears perk up. And he’s thinking this guy’s doing something I’m not so he says.
“Oh yeah and when’s that then”
“Oh when you’re on night shift”


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