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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Post by MichiganCornhusker » Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:11 pm

cranky wrote:If you've ever been cleaning your garage
That's funny, cranky, sure sign of addiction.
A while back I reached up to get a pot down from on top of the fridge and it was heavy.
Turned out it had about a gallon of low wines in it. I had put it up there and completely forgotten about it.
Never even remembered what they were from, they wound up in a feints run.
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Post by cranky » Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:36 pm

MichiganCornhusker wrote:
cranky wrote:If you've ever been cleaning your garage
That's funny, cranky, sure sign of addiction.
A while back I reached up to get a pot down from on top of the fridge and it was heavy.
Turned out it had about a gallon of low wines in it. I had put it up there and completely forgotten about it.
Never even remembered what they were from, they wound up in a feints run.
That's my problem too. I think I wasn't happy with the cuts on the blackberry brandy and the 3 jars are various brandy feints. The bad part is I found 2 more mystery jars in another cabinet that were from my earliest runs and I have no idea what they are from. If I keep cleaning the garage I may get enough for my own all feints run :lol:

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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Post by T-Pee » Mon Nov 02, 2015 8:19 pm

You might be a stiller if...

You're out shopping for some trees for pasture shade for next year, you see a juniper tree loaded with berries and instantly think GIN!!

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Post by WooTeck » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:55 am

T-Pee wrote:You might be a stiller if...

You're out shopping for some trees for pasture shade for next year, you see a juniper tree loaded with berries and instantly think GIN!!

tp
im going to do a little rearrange there tp

You might be a stiller if...
you see a tree and instantly think GIN!!

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Post by jedneck » Wed Nov 04, 2015 4:09 pm

If you buy 60# of manners cause they might make likker.
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Post by MichiganCornhusker » Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:05 pm

If you've ever malted your own grains, and then smoked them with corncobs, just to find out what character that would bring to your whiskey.... :thumbup:
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Post by jedneck » Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:09 pm

Some of us like the hard ways ehh.
And corn cob smoked malt does make a good drop.
welcome aboard some of us are ornery old coots but if you do a lot of
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Post by jedneck » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:26 pm

If ur driving to the jobsite in a new area and every apple tree stands out like it has a big neon sign on it.
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Post by Jimbo » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:42 pm

jedneck wrote:If ur driving to the jobsite in a new area and every apple tree stands out like it has a big neon sign on it.
THat shit made me laugh. Guilty!
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Post by pfshine » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:58 pm

I wish. All I got is palm trees de fruited mulberry and pine. You get some small small plum here and there at grocery stores.
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Post by jedneck » Fri Nov 13, 2015 5:00 pm

Jimbo wrote:
jedneck wrote:If ur driving to the jobsite in a new area and every apple tree stands out like it has a big neon sign on it.
THat shit made me laugh. Guilty!
The damn things were sticking out like a green light in the red light district.
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Post by shadylane » Fri Nov 13, 2015 5:05 pm

You might be a shiner, if you spent hours of hard work, to get a couple buckets full of wild plumes, seed ticks and chiggers.
Knowing full well, the plume brandy will be distilled before the last chigger bite quits itching.
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Post by jedneck » Thu Dec 24, 2015 4:29 pm

If you bake at a lower temp so you can toast oak at the same time.
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Post by Kegg_jam » Sat Dec 26, 2015 2:49 pm

If you've ever taken your new column build in the shower with you.

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Post by Danespirit » Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:42 am

Kegg_jam wrote:If you've ever taken your new column build in the shower with you.
Ha,ha,ha....LMAO... :lol:

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Post by Kegg_jam » Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:00 am

Danespirit wrote:
Kegg_jam wrote:If you've ever taken your new column build in the shower with you.
Ha,ha,ha....LMAO... :lol:
Yeah, a bottle of dish soap and a big ass carboy brush... Who knows what can happen...

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Post by Oldvine Zin » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:44 pm

yer on this forum on new years eve

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Post by cranky » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:14 am

Your wife is complaining about solder in the garbage disposal...again :roll:

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Post by clickeral » Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:58 am

When you buy a litre bottle of jack because you like the bottle and want to refill it with your own brew :D
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Post by WooTeck » Thu Feb 04, 2016 1:37 am

clickeral wrote:When you buy a litre bottle of jack because you like the bottle and want to refill it with your own brew :D
go to the bar and ask for an old optic bottle there about 1.5l and are pretty bad ass for pullin out the cupboard

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Post by clickeral » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:45 am

WooTeck wrote:
clickeral wrote:When you buy a litre bottle of jack because you like the bottle and want to refill it with your own brew :D
go to the bar and ask for an old optic bottle there about 1.5l and are pretty bad ass for pullin out the cupboard
Haha I have 3L cookie jars for that :p

I think I have a 1.75L jim beam bottle at my dads place that needs refilling :p
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Post by RumDummyDrunk » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:41 pm

HolyBear wrote:If you've ever ... made additions to your stilling room to allow for "personal" time fer your better half.... you might be a stiller...
OMG way too funny!!!! Roflmao I've actually did that very thing.
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Post by RumDummyDrunk » Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:35 pm

If copper and stainless steel are your two favorite types of porn...... you might be a stiller
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Post by HDNB » Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:46 pm

were into the third glass
thought damn, i'm feeling pretty good!


then realized it's 62.5% cask you have been sipping on..


:ebiggrin:

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Post by RumDummyDrunk » Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:55 pm

HDNB wrote:were into the third glass
thought damn, i'm feeling pretty good!


then realized it's 62.5% cask you have been sipping on..


:ebiggrin:

(hic)

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Post by ranger_ric » Thu Feb 04, 2016 9:07 pm

Ooops did a spirit run yesterday and proofed 1 for drinking and 4 for aging.. accidentally grabbed an aging quart to pour myself a few tonight.... big difference between 45% and 65%.....

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Post by jedneck » Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:04 pm

When your kids don't have a sand box they have a CORN box.
Hey you gotta get the sprouts off somehow.
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Post by firewater69 » Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:13 pm

jedneck wrote:When your kids don't have a sand box they have a CORN box.
Hey you gotta get the sprouts off somehow.
lmfao, ain't that the truth!
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Post by jedneck » Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:21 pm

Then the kids even get hell for corn through the house not me
welcome aboard some of us are ornery old coots but if you do a lot of
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Post by rager » Tue Feb 16, 2016 5:02 pm

when you sacrifice the cover to your bed for 3 days , so you can create a tent by closing the top into the windows above the radiator to keep your ferments temp up. :crazy: :shock:

been sleeping with a sheet for three days :shifty: :wtf:

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