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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 7:22 pm
by thecroweater
Was gonns say Crank ole son you win most excitable still award right there, prize is hat passed for bail

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 7:32 pm
by cranky
thecroweater wrote:Was gonns say Crank ole son you win most excitable still award right there, prize is hat passed for bail
I only 2 finger type so often my brain outruns my fingers and I occasionally forget to re read what I type before and after I hit enter :oops:

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 5:33 pm
by goinbroke2
If the wife looks at you in the store and says "sugars on sale you need any..oh yeah you use grain now, never mind" you might be a stiller.

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 12:16 pm
by jedneck
If your cutting a well fed beef (575# a half hanging weight)and think that the corn woulda been better used as whiskey.
Edit: they were the nicest looking porterhouse steaks I believe I ever saw.

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:44 am
by jb-texshine
If you've ever set the time zone app on your tablet just the know when members of this site are likely to be online you might be a stiller

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:07 pm
by Hank Reardon
You might be a distiller if you hoped the vet would leave behind his tincture of iodine after he cleared the impaction. Your wife was wanting the bute.

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:56 pm
by thecroweater
Ya walk into the grocers and think that fruit ain't lasting much longer wonder what he does with it........

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:17 pm
by Truckinbutch
Hank Reardon wrote:You might be a distiller if you hoped the vet would leave behind his tincture of iodine after he cleared the impaction. Your wife was wanting the bute.

Bingo on both :wave: Didja know that 1/4 bute and a double shot of 110 proof will enable you to run a foot race on a broke leg ?

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:34 pm
by trueheart
If you've ever left the bathroom fan running 24/7 so the neighbors can't hear all the air locks bubbling, you might be an apartment stiller.

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:44 am
by fizzix
Truckinbutch wrote:
Hank Reardon wrote:You might be a distiller if you hoped the vet would leave behind his tincture of iodine after he cleared the impaction. Your wife was wanting the bute.

Bingo on both :wave: Didja know that 1/4 bute and a double shot of 110 proof will enable you to run a foot race on a broke leg ?
trueheart wrote:If you've ever left the bathroom fan running 24/7 so the neighbors can't hear all the air locks bubbling, you might be an apartment stiller.
Haha!

If you've ever stood in the grocery line with 40 pounds of sugar and no cake mix....

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:20 pm
by markieb
you might be a stiller if your 3 year old goes into school and tells the teachers about daddies happy juice made by the rocket ship in the garden :ebiggrin:

home distilled always makes me happy whilst store brought always makes me nasty weird that :think:

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:38 am
by MichiganCornhusker
If you store your malted corn in buckets that once held molasses...

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:43 pm
by jb-texshine
Had the realization that getting a divorce means that I can run a still in the living room if I want to. :thumbup:

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:31 pm
by cranky
jb-texshine wrote:Had the realization that getting a divorce means that I can run a still in the living room if I want to. :thumbup:
My wife actually lets me do that if I want to :mrgreen:

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:18 pm
by goinbroke2
If you walk in the feed and seed, notice a 50# bag of barley went from $11.85 to $12.50, make a comment and the guy on the cash says “oh, what’s that, another nickel per quart of whisky?” :shock: you might be a stiller.

(Happened this morning)

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:59 am
by Shine0n
When yur wife pulls up seeing you carry 4-5 gal pails of molasses to the truck and not making Christmas cookies with it.
The neighbors (who love my rum) see you putting 4 sacks of brown sugar in the barn along with the pails of moll and they get a shit eating grin.

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:45 am
by fizzix
If you've ever....
showed up at the grain shop and the owner says, Hi (my first name). You here to use your gift card?
.....you might be a Stiller

TRUE STORY!

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:05 pm
by MoonBreath
Poured shots outa gallon jar of likker. :clap:

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:37 pm
by TDick
Saw a packet of spices similar to this in the pantry before Christmas.
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IMMEDIATELY started thinking, "Wonder what this would do with a neutral?"
:ebiggrin:

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:02 pm
by dukethebeagle120
[quote="jedneck"]If your cutting a well fed beef (575# a half hanging weight)and think that the corn woulda been better used as whiskey.
Edit: they were the nicest looking porterhouse steaks I believe I ever saw.[/quoteomg
now i have done that
and i shot the bugger in a field cuz he ran off and we couldn`t catch him

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:40 am
by Boozewaves
if you and your family saved and stripped cables from electrical appliances with a stanley knife to get COPPER and took old t.v's to bits to get COPPER and took transformers from microwaves to get COPPER (and magnets) also saved a bunch of COPPER PIPES whenever you found them , if you did that in your spare time for 2 years to save up for extra christmas cash last year and the first thing you did with you'r share , after the check from the scrap merchant cleared was buy............

a COPPER PIPE :mrgreen: 3 by 46 inch

you might be on the way to being a stiller
(true story , I bought 2 fermenting buckets , 2 heat pads , and some other bits too)

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:03 pm
by fizzix
...You might be a stiller
...You might be a stiller

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:55 pm
by TDick
Okay, I'm not lying! :oops:s

Took extra medication for flu and back pain so I REALLY slept well.'
Well kind of.
Had a dream involving my wife's family's lake house.
I'm standing on the shoreline and a couple of guys walk up from different directions. The three of stop and shoot the breeze about the weather and how the water looks.
Creektown.jpg
(stock photo, not mine)

I don't recall much of the conversation, but something was a tipoff and one guy looks at the other and says, "I kinda thought so ....
What's your Member's Name?"
He looks funny, then answers with the name of one of my fellow Alabamians. "And what's yours?"
#2 tells him one of the other names I'm familiar with but of course haven't met.
They both look at me and say, "Well. What's YOUR name?" I tell them "Bamaberry" and we all recognize each other from postings.
We hang out a while and decide to go somewhere and get food and a "beverage".
One of them looks at me and asks what size still I'm using. I tell him 5 gallon pot.
He says, "I got a 20 gallon stainless that's in my way. You'd be doing me a big favor taking it off my hands and seeing if you can use it"
I say Sure, but it's too big to fit in my trunk. We get it in the back seat, cover it up as best as possible and head out down the back roads around the lake.
I see 2 (or 3??) Sheriff's cars and I'm just about to have heart attack.

So does dreaming about this "stuff" qualify?
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:11 pm
by fizzix
..walked down the dog food aisle to the smells of grain and wondered if?

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:37 am
by fizzix
...was at the grain shop when the owner (a beer brewer) calls my name from across the store.
"Can you help this man with a distillation problem, please?"
Resolved the nice old man's fermentation issue, made a hydrometer sale, and felt like a saint.
Saint fizzix.
Has a ring to it.

A year ago if it didn't involve turbo yeast, I would not have been able to dispense any advice at all.
Really felt good to realize that Home Distiller has brought me so far along.

On the drive home I thought, "Today, I am a Stiller."

son-of-a-bitch owner coulda comped me a commision :lol: :lol: LOL

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:33 pm
by Truckinbutch
fizzix wrote:...was at the grain shop when the owner (a beer brewer) calls my name from across the store.
"Can you help this man with a distillation problem, please?"
Resolved the nice old man's fermentation issue, made a hydrometer sale, and felt like a saint.
Saint fizzix.
Has a ring to it.

A year ago if it didn't involve turbo yeast, I would not have been able to dispense any advice at all.
Really felt good to realize that Home Distiller has brought me so far along.

On the drive home I thought, "Today, I am a Stiller."

son-of-a-bitch owner coulda comped me a commision :lol: :lol: LOL
YESSSS :thumbup: ...................

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:08 am
by fizzix
If you've ever received this look from the farmers co-op guy when your city slicker ass orders 112 pounds of corn
....you might be a Stiller
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Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:13 pm
by Truckinbutch
Tractor Supply guy asks you what you want to feed that whole corn to and you 'deadpan look' him in the eye and say :
"Yeast"............

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:10 pm
by fizzix
Truckinbutch wrote:Tractor Supply guy asks you what you want to feed that whole corn to and you 'deadpan look' him in the eye and say :
"Yeast"............
Hahaha!

Re: If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:42 pm
by shadylane
If you've ever....
Made moonshine for purely medicinal purposes
Or to be used as hand sanitizer....
….you might be a Stiller :wink: