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"The digital thermometer will give you less problems if you take the batteries out."
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+1.fizzix wrote:"The digital thermometer will give you less problems if you take the batteries out."
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goose eye wrote:Don't care what part of the world you from there gonna be folks workin in the 2nd oldest profession .
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Desvio wrote:essence of holy water, you must first cook the hell out of it.
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"It's all shits and giggles...until someone giggles and shits !"
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Never a truer word was spoken...shadylane wrote:Just a thought
At first. Don't worry too much about getting it perfect
Perfect is what you strive for, not what you get
Just getter done
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Here is one from my SOH
"Shopping with your husband is like hunting with a Game Warden"
"Shopping with your husband is like hunting with a Game Warden"
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I sure can and will use that phrase!
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shadylane wrote:If you can't be careful,
Be sneaky
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Truckinbutch wrote:Bottom line is that if you don't do a few things wrong ; how will you know when you got it right ? Take the chance .
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Couldn't help myselfOldvine Zin wrote:Listen to Cranky...
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ShineonCrazyDiamond wrote:You are in the right place! We take all the goo'd stuff, and pour the headaches down the drain
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J.B.C's take on Single Malt...& I agree 100%JellybeanCorncob wrote:It’s just so damn much fun to start with dirt, fire, malt, yeast and water and creat such a lively spirit. We are the lucky ones who get to do this.
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still_stirrin wrote:But....in the end, you blend. ss
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LOLNZChris wrote:My rule of thumb is that if you're not getting enough alcohol out of your fermenter, you need a bigger fermenter.
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My dad’s most common saying is not very useful in my profession, but he sure applied it a lot as a fabricator/welder. I don’t use it often, but when I do I say it loud and with flare.
“If at first you don’t succeed, us a bigger hammer.”
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Thanks Bruce. I read that thread and I wanted to promote this quote here too. You just beat me to it.kiwi Bruce wrote:LOLNZChris wrote:My rule of thumb is that if you're not getting enough alcohol out of your fermenter, you need a bigger fermenter.
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Simplest way to double the size of your 25 litre cubie fermenter:
Get another.
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Get another.
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instant classicshadylane wrote: I read somewhere that yeast are female
It might be easier to keep the yeast happy, than to expend energy trying to figure them out.
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StillerBoy wrote:The hobby is not complex at all.. it just that there many facet to it, and each one needs to be understand before moving on to the next.. and that could take years depending on the person's abilities to comprehend..
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On newbs 1st post rule
ShineonCrazyDiamond wrote:Nah, it's not about rules, it's about proper manners. You wouldn't meet your girl's parents for the first time by walking in saying, "Hey, where's my dinner plate, I gotta get back to playing with your daughter?".
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+1 not twice in any caseacfixer69 wrote:On newbs 1st post rule
ShineonCrazyDiamond wrote:Nah, it's not about rules, it's about proper manners. You wouldn't meet your girl's parents for the first time by walking in saying, "Hey, where's my dinner plate, I gotta get back to playing with your daughter?".
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Truckinbutch wrote:"Many a time an Irishman's mouth has broke his nose ."
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Redneck murders are harder to solve
There's no dental records
And all the DNA is the same
There's no dental records
And all the DNA is the same
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Truckinbutch wrote:From my cold , dead hands ; lying on a pile of hot , fired brass . Nothing political here . Just cold honest fact .Q........
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Home Distillers Fitness Run!!!Twisted Brick wrote:I found out a long time ago jogging/running is prone to knock the ice cube out of your glass...
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