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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by kiwi Bruce » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:56 pm

Rng4 wrote:Just remember. It's all fun and games until someone gets knocked up
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Post by fizzix » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:42 pm

"The digital thermometer will give you less problems if you take the batteries out."
-NZChris

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Post by still_stirrin » Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:12 pm

fizzix wrote:"The digital thermometer will give you less problems if you take the batteries out."
-NZChris
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Post by cob » Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:55 am

goose eye wrote:Don't care what part of the world you from there gonna be folks workin in the 2nd oldest profession .
Bootleggin

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Post by kiwi Bruce » Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:56 am

Desvio wrote:essence of holy water, you must first cook the hell out of it.
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Post by kiwi Bruce » Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:16 am

"It's all shits and giggles...until someone giggles and shits !"
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by kiwi Bruce » Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:44 pm

shadylane wrote:Just a thought
At first. Don't worry too much about getting it perfect
Perfect is what you strive for, not what you get
Just getter done :lol:
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Post by kiwi Bruce » Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:02 pm

Here is one from my SOH

"Shopping with your husband is like hunting with a Game Warden"
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Post by TDick » Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:57 pm

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Post by Kareltje » Sat Sep 22, 2018 10:02 am

I sure can and will use that phrase!

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Post by MichiganCornhusker » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:33 pm

shadylane wrote:If you can't be careful,
Be sneaky :lol:
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Post by shadylane » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:53 pm

Truckinbutch wrote:Bottom line is that if you don't do a few things wrong ; how will you know when you got it right ? Take the chance .

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Post by cranky » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:46 am

Oldvine Zin wrote:Listen to Cranky...
Couldn't help myself :moresarcasm:

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Post by shadylane » Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:30 pm

ShineonCrazyDiamond wrote:You are in the right place! We take all the goo'd stuff, and pour the headaches down the drain
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by kiwi Bruce » Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:55 pm

JellybeanCorncob wrote:It’s just so damn much fun to start with dirt, fire, malt, yeast and water and creat such a lively spirit. We are the lucky ones who get to do this.
J.B.C's take on Single Malt...& I agree 100%
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Post by kiwi Bruce » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:43 am

still_stirrin wrote:But....in the end, you blend. ss
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by kiwi Bruce » Sat Jan 26, 2019 3:25 pm

NZChris wrote:My rule of thumb is that if you're not getting enough alcohol out of your fermenter, you need a bigger fermenter.
LOL :lol:
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Post by OtisT » Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:37 pm

My dad’s most common saying is not very useful in my profession, but he sure applied it a lot as a fabricator/welder. I don’t use it often, but when I do I say it loud and with flare.

“If at first you don’t succeed, us a bigger hammer.”
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Post by still_stirrin » Sat Jan 26, 2019 6:31 pm

kiwi Bruce wrote:
NZChris wrote:My rule of thumb is that if you're not getting enough alcohol out of your fermenter, you need a bigger fermenter.
LOL :lol:
Thanks Bruce. I read that thread and I wanted to promote this quote here too. You just beat me to it. :thumbup:
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Post by The Baker » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:36 pm

Simplest way to double the size of your 25 litre cubie fermenter:

Get another.

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Post by HDNB » Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:33 pm

shadylane wrote: I read somewhere that yeast are female
It might be easier to keep the yeast happy, than to expend energy trying to figure them out.
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Post by MichiganCornhusker » Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:56 pm

StillerBoy wrote:The hobby is not complex at all.. it just that there many facet to it, and each one needs to be understand before moving on to the next.. and that could take years depending on the person's abilities to comprehend..
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Post by acfixer69 » Wed Mar 06, 2019 3:28 pm

On newbs 1st post rule
ShineonCrazyDiamond wrote:Nah, it's not about rules, it's about proper manners. You wouldn't meet your girl's parents for the first time by walking in saying, "Hey, where's my dinner plate, I gotta get back to playing with your daughter?".

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by thecroweater » Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:03 pm

acfixer69 wrote:On newbs 1st post rule
ShineonCrazyDiamond wrote:Nah, it's not about rules, it's about proper manners. You wouldn't meet your girl's parents for the first time by walking in saying, "Hey, where's my dinner plate, I gotta get back to playing with your daughter?".
:lol: +1 not twice in any case :lolno:
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by kiwi Bruce » Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:23 am

Truckinbutch wrote:"Many a time an Irishman's mouth has broke his nose ."
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by shadylane » Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:14 am

Redneck murders are harder to solve
There's no dental records
And all the DNA is the same

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Post by kiwi Bruce » Sat Mar 23, 2019 12:13 pm

Truckinbutch wrote:From my cold , dead hands ; lying on a pile of hot , fired brass . Nothing political here . Just cold honest fact .Q........
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Post by shadylane » Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:57 pm

Yonder welcoming a new member :lol:
Yonder wrote:Welcome. Answers abound here. Many of them are even right answers.

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Post by T-Pee » Mon Mar 25, 2019 3:35 pm

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by kiwi Bruce » Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:47 am

Twisted Brick wrote:I found out a long time ago jogging/running is prone to knock the ice cube out of your glass...
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