Notable and quotable

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by kiwi Bruce » Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:20 am

Jimbo wrote:Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns
is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by LWTCS » Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:00 pm

derwu :

"When I am drunk, I think about boobs".
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by Swedish Pride » Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:36 am

easy enough for us lads to forget every now and again. :oops:
serafina wrote:
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Hey gents, I'd like to remind you that not everyone on this forum is male and that some of us think that talking about women like we are machinery is offensive. That is literally objectification.
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by Saltbush Bill » Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:03 am

Something we can think about on all forums SP :thumbup:

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by shadylane » Fri Feb 28, 2020 4:17 pm

LWTCS wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 6:25 am
Yeah , I'm not sure what the best analogy is.
Food wise it's kinda like someone swearing they can get a mailard reaction on their meat (or bread) by boiling it. The meat is cooked,,,but it ain't right.
Or something like that? Dunno?

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by thecroweater » Fri Feb 28, 2020 5:59 pm

NZChris
"charcoal wrote: ↑I produced 500ml in 14.5 mins so 2 litres per hour."
Of what? :lolno:
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by Boozewaves » Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:08 pm

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my funny quote collection . NZChris is in this one too
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by MichiganCornhusker » Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:11 pm

goose eye wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:33 pm
...walked down to the creek an sat on a round that won't split. Sat there in the rain an watch clouds dance on the mountains.
One of them times that is gonna be with me til I'm not.

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by jedneck » Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:19 pm

MichiganCornhusker wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:11 pm
goose eye wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:33 pm
...walked down to the creek an sat on a round that won't split. Sat there in the rain an watch clouds dance on the mountains.
One of them times that is gonna be with me til I'm not.

So I'm tole
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by still_stirrin » Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:16 pm

From the New Distiller’s Reading Lounge:
Swbrewers wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:10 pm
Start with crap, end with crap. You can make bad hooch from good ingredients but you can't make good hooch from bad ingredients...
‘nuf said!
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by Durhommer » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:02 pm

When I am drunk, I think about boobs".
You have two ears and one mouth for a reason....

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by Truckinbutch » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:20 pm

Durhommer wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:02 pm
When I am drunk, I think about boobs".
I can do that sober or drunk . I'm just a sucker for them things .
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by LWTCS » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:58 am

Truckinbutch wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:20 pm
Durhommer wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:02 pm
When I am drunk, I think about boobs".
I can do that sober or drunk . I'm just a sucker for them things .
Yessir.
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by cranky » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:18 pm

goose eye wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:03 am
Ain't always easy doin the right thang the law be damned

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by MichiganCornhusker » Fri Apr 17, 2020 6:58 pm

Chauncey wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:48 pm
Keep to our own and act like everything is raw chicken. Stay healthy.
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by Saltbush Bill » Wed Apr 22, 2020 2:07 am

shadylane wrote:
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Several years ago, I temporally didn't have a nose hair problem
After inhaling through my nose, while my mustache and beard was on fire

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by cranky » Thu May 21, 2020 11:35 am

HDNB wrote: The fundamental problem that humans suffer from is that it is much easier to fool someone than to convince them they have been fooled.

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by cranky » Thu May 21, 2020 11:38 am

Just 4 Fun wrote: If I have one thing to say to “newbies” it would be this.......

Do some fucking real research, use some common sense if you have any and stop pissing and moaning for fuck sake,!!!
I think I'm going to make that my tag line :lol:

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by Durhommer » Thu May 21, 2020 1:33 pm

I wanted a tattoo that said Adidas on my dick then I thought when I'm old it'll just say aids
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by TDick » Thu May 21, 2020 3:16 pm

serafina wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:45 pm
Hey gents, I'd like to remind you that not everyone on this forum is male and that some of us think that talking about women like we are machinery is offensive. That is literally objectification.
Kind of reminded me of a recent thought.
Don't remember many, if any, members "identifying" as Ladies.
It would be interesting to hear - in a separate thread- about why they got into this "hobby" and what they feel
is the advantages/disadvatages of women in the hobby.

(I'm thinking one advantage is no one cares when you're buying yeast and sugar. :crazy: )
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by MichiganCornhusker » Wed Jun 24, 2020 4:18 pm

ShineonCrazyDiamond wrote:
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No lazy man ever made liquor, but only an ignorant one makes his last one with the same sweat as his first.
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by Bushman » Wed Jun 24, 2020 5:26 pm

At 70 years young I can relate to this:
“ At the end of your story, you get down to the purity of it all. It’s like distilling something.”
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by kiwi Bruce » Mon Aug 17, 2020 12:37 pm

I was stilling a couple of years before I came on HD forums, which was 2012. Back in the day I wrote everything down in code. I was going though an old "Cook Book" a few days ago.
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by Setsumi » Thu Sep 03, 2020 8:47 am

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by HomerD » Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:42 pm

still_stirrin wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:16 pm
From the New Distiller’s Reading Lounge:
Swbrewers wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:10 pm
Start with crap, end with crap. You can make bad hooch from good ingredients but you can't make good hooch from bad ingredients...
‘nuf said!
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by jonnys_spirit » Fri Sep 04, 2020 7:56 am

And goat heads are good ingredients? lol...

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by kiwi Bruce » Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:20 am

jonnys_spirit wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 7:56 am
And goat heads are good ingredients? lol...

EDIT: "Rotten Goat Heads"
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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by 8Ball » Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:36 pm

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by kiwi Bruce » Sat Sep 05, 2020 8:36 am

8Ball wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 5:54 pm
Thats a keeper. Sounds like it would be good with grilled barnyard pimp too.

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Re: Notable and quotable

Post by The Baker » Sat Sep 05, 2020 8:54 am

Oh.

A cock.

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