Man v. Woman

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http://www.math.fsu.edu/~wright/lifeexplained.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow

Shhh, don't let the missus see it, you'll never hear the end of it. :wink:
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haha, I like that. My woman is a little less complex than the "normal", but the pic does put things into perspective.

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HookLine wrote:http://www.math.fsu.edu/~wright/lifeexplained.jpg

Shhh, don't let the missus see it, you'll never hear the end of it. :wink:
Thats the outside...... Someone forgot to take a pic of whats on the inside too :lol:

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HookLine wrote:http://www.math.fsu.edu/~wright/lifeexplained.jpg

Shhh, don't let the missus see it, you'll never hear the end of it. :wink:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :D
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Why get off the lounge to adjust dials???? :roll:






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/\ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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punkin wrote:Why get off the lounge to adjust dials???? :roll:






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I was wondering where my remote got too :lol:

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punkin wrote:I was wondering where my remote got too :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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punkin, that's brilliant!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by MrWrong »

Mine's defective!!!

The Mute buttons don't work right!!

She just keeps bitching more and more.

I need a replacement ASAP!!
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My problem is I started with a little TV, now its a big screen.
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A little training and coaching goes a long ways. I started the day around 4 am, and started the distill around 3 pm. A 50 L run. Propane fired, outside, in winter. Should have finished around 11 pm or so. woke at 5:30 AM and she was gaurding and changeing bottles still. Hasn't volunteered since.
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mtnwalker2 wrote:A little training and coaching goes a long ways. I started the day around 4 am, and started the distill around 3 pm. A 50 L run. Propane fired, outside, in winter. Should have finished around 11 pm or so. woke at 5:30 AM and she was gaurding and changeing bottles still. Hasn't volunteered since.
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shadylane wrote:My problem is I started with a little TV, now its a big screen.
You want to hope she doesn't read the forum in your absence Shady.
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Post by shadylane »

I'm always in trouble. The best words a man can say is "yes dear" Now if I can only follow my own advice. I wish I could train my wife to run the still like MTNWALKER has. What we need is for a soap opera to have a hillbilly woman running shine, then we may get some good training out of the TV for our wives.
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Post by bronzdragon »

...as long as your wife doesn't start chewing tobacco you're doing good.

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