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Post by ShineonCrazyDiamond » Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:18 pm

cranky wrote:So I'm running my boke and pulling 137% ABV (274pr) at 66 degrees at a rate of a quart every 15 minutes. Am I doing something wrong?
Not unless you are diluting that before you drink it.
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Post by cranky » Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:21 pm

ShineonCrazyDiamond wrote:
cranky wrote:So I'm running my boke and pulling 137% ABV (274pr) at 66 degrees at a rate of a quart every 15 minutes. Am I doing something wrong?
Not unless you are diluting that before you drink it.
I was just planning on giving it to my friends, they like a nice strong drink.

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Post by Fastill » Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:44 pm

Hey look! A squirrell
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Post by cranky » Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:46 pm

Fastill wrote:Hey look! A squirrell
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by firewater69 » Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:48 pm

How many squirrel would you use in a 12 gallon wash?
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Post by cranky » Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:01 pm

firewater69 wrote:How many squirrel would you use in a 12 gallon wash?
Good question. I read a recipe for scrumpy cider that called for adding raw meat but I don't remember how much. I think it probably only takes one or two squirrels for a 12 gallon wash.

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Post by T-Pee » Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:06 pm

bearriver wrote:I am comondering this thread in the name of the Emperor!
I haven't gotten past this one yet. A combination of "commode" and "gerrymandering"? :ewink:

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Post by bearriver » Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:23 pm

What bathroom fixation? :eh:

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Post by HDNB » Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:38 pm

anybody wanna go ride bikes?
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Post by cranky » Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:39 pm

I just graduated from Swill Maker to Rumrunner. :D I didn't like being a swill maker.

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Post by T-Pee » Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:42 pm

'grats, cranky. :think:

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Post by cranky » Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:55 pm

T-Pee wrote:'grats, cranky. :think:

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Post by bearriver » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:22 pm

cranky wrote:
T-Pee wrote:'grats, cranky. :think:

tp
Thank you. I am in awe of you guys who make thousands of posts a year. I have no idea how you do it.
Easy... 5.41 posts per day. Mostly in threads like this which serve no purpose but to amuse.

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Post by Fastill » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:25 pm

bearriver wrote:
cranky wrote:
T-Pee wrote:'grats, cranky. :think:

tp
Thank you. I am in awe of you guys who make thousands of posts a year. I have no idea how you do it.
Easy... 5.41 posts per day. Mostly in threads like this which serve no purpose but to amuse.
Quality, not quantity when looking at, Hey look, a bird......
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Post by T-Pee » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:25 pm

bearriver wrote:
cranky wrote:
T-Pee wrote:'grats, cranky. :think:

tp
Thank you. I am in awe of you guys who make thousands of posts a year. I have no idea how you do it.
Easy... 5.41 posts per day. Mostly in threads like this which serve no purpose but to amuse.
BOOM! But true.

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by cranky » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:35 pm

Guess I'll have to work on that. I might be a master Bullsh....uh...distiller yet.

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Post by bearriver » Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:26 pm

cranky wrote:Guess I'll have to work on that. I might be a master Bullsh....uh...distiller yet.
I seriously doubt it. Your BS would melt under the heat "The Liar's Bench'' regulars put out. Them some talented folk over in that corner of the interwebs.

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Post by Tokoroa_Shiner » Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:08 am

They call em fingers. But I ain't never seen em fing...... Oh wait. There they go.
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Post by shadylane » Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:29 am

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Post by moosemilk » Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:12 am

Kegg_jam wrote:Isn't Mashing Pumpkins a band or something?
And their hit songs "197.9 (proof)" and "boka with butterfly wings"

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Post by WooTeck » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:44 am

StillLearning1 wrote:
Kegg_jam wrote:How many pounds of sugar per 5 gallons water to get 22% abv?

Just use a good turbo and you and only need one pound sugar.
34kgs of sugar will make 20l 100% abv

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Post by ga flatwoods » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:51 am

How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?
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Post by WooTeck » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:55 am

ga flatwoods wrote:How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?
all depends on the baking tray

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by LWTCS » Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:03 am

Hi,
I'm Larry.
Does anyone have a good design for a pot still?
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Post by Kegg_jam » Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:13 am

ga flatwoods wrote:How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?
Depends on how big the dog is.

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Post by WooTeck » Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:14 am

LWTCS wrote:Hi,
I'm Larry.
Does anyone have a good design for a pot still?
Image
not quite a pot still but a still pot

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Post by hamshine » Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:51 am

id go with something like dis

make sure to use plenty of duck tape and foam and don't forget the vinyl hose to yer 5 gallon collection bucket
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Post by Bushman » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:01 am

ga flatwoods wrote:How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?
5 because bananas don't have bones!

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Post by MichiganCornhusker » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:46 am

hamshine wrote:id go with something like dis
Do you have a drawing or set of plans for that, Ham?
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Post by googe » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:58 am

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