Hijack my thread

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by hamshine » Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:10 am

this ones for bear
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Post by T-Pee » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:21 am

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by HDNB » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:26 am

i hop you put that rabbit in a cage at night T-pee. he's got that look of revenge in his eyes.
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Post by T-Pee » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:29 am

I thought it was pretty appropriate for this thread.

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by Red Rim » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:30 am

Bring out the "Holy Hand Grenade"!
There is no such thing as a stupid question....... Unless you didn't research it first.

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Post by bearriver » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:47 am

Are you reading this post for a reason, or did you stumble upon it by coincidence?

Joseph Matthäus Aigner (18 January 1818 – 19 February 1886) was a 19th-century Austrian portrait painter. At the young age of 18 years old he decided to end his life. This is when a mysterious Capuchin monk appeared and begged him to live. He avoided his own undoing, however, death does not like to be cheated.

3 years later once again Joseph had decided to make another attempt on his own life. On deaths door a stranger showed up and once again, it was the same Capuchin monk. At this point one might think their life is worth something, but, the story did not end there...

Some years later Joseph finds himself the commander of the Academic Legion during the 1848 revolutions in Vienna, where Aigner was court-martialed for high treason and condemned to death. Standing upon the gallows he was finally granted the end that he longingly awaited. However once again the Capuchin monk appeared and begged Alfred I, Prince of Windisch-Grätz to spare his life. Joeseph was pardoned. He lived for many more years...

Now at the age of 68 years old Joseph withdrew his pistol and shot himself in the head. The person presiding over his funeral...You guessed it.

The Capuchin monk.
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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by MichiganCornhusker » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:48 am

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by jedneck » Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:57 pm

Hi my name is Jed.
I am a HD addict.
welcome aboard some of us are ornery old coots but if you do a lot of
reading and don't ask stupid questions you'll be alright most are
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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by woodshed » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:10 pm

jedneck wrote:Hi my name is Jed.
I am a HD addict.
As well you should be. Now pass that jug!

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Post by Fastill » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:36 pm

woodshed wrote:
jedneck wrote:Hi my name is Jed.
I am a HD addict.
As well you should be. Now pass that jug!
This way first, Woodshed has a problem with hogging the jug, He gets it first and won't be any left for the rest of us...
Speaking of jugs, you using ceramic or glass.
Lots of different ways to make glass jugs.
They used to use lead in the glass.
I wonder how they make stained glass....
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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by woodshed » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:44 pm

While that may be true you know I got a jug or two in the truck to share.

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Post by Fastill » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:46 pm

Just make sure you bring them out before we are all too drunk to enjoy the good stuff :)
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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by woodshed » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:51 pm

The quality of likker made on this site that surpasses mine I am sure would make me shake in my boots if I was prone to such.

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Post by shadylane » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:10 pm

T-Pee wrote:Image

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I can't think of a logical or even a smart ass comment about the picture of a bunny with two pancakes on its head.
I'm ashamed and have failed., good night.... :cry:

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by cranky » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:16 pm

My thought is MMmmm... a rabbit sandwich. :D

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by ga flatwoods » Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:05 am

Debating which is worse:
Feeling like ya been shit on by someone or
Feeling like a dingleberry?
The hardest item to add to a bottle of shine is patience!
I am still kicking.
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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by Jimbo » Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:12 am

I think Ill have a burger for lunch today
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Post by WooTeck » Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:33 am

ga flatwoods wrote:Debating which is worse:
Feeling like ya been shit on by someone or
Feeling like a dingleberry?
:sick:

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by jedneck » Fri Dec 19, 2014 8:35 am

ga flatwoods wrote:Debating which is worse:
Feeling like ya been shit on by someone or
Feeling like a dingleberry?
Depends on who's ass you were the dingleberry on.
welcome aboard some of us are ornery old coots but if you do a lot of
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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by Kegg_jam » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:06 am

Sometimes I just wanna flocculate.

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by apdb » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:46 am

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by bship » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:26 am

Sugar is on sale again .98 cents for 4 pounds limit 1.... #%@!&@!!!!@ Bastards !!!

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by Jimbo » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:56 am

bship wrote:Sugar is on sale again .98 cents for 4 pounds limit 1.... #%@!&@!!!!@ Bastards !!!
Oh thanks for the reminder. Need to pick up some sugar on the way home to make a smokeyhead outta the spend S3 grains this weekend.
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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by ga flatwoods » Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:20 pm

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by shadylane » Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:29 pm

apdb wrote:Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina
Some people aren't anatomically correct.

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by cranky » Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:55 pm

I want to use that bunny as my avatar, it is just so wrong it is right.

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by shadylane » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:11 pm

Careful with the rabbit raisins.
Too many of them might overpower the flavor of rabbit and pancake mash

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by MitchyBourbon » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:28 pm

Ok, no body move a f'n muscle, this is a mother f'n hijacking.
I'm goin the distance...

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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by jedneck » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:28 pm

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
Wearing only the tee-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in
almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to
me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is
going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all
... Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her tee-shirt
Still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
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Re: Hijack my thread

Post by cranky » Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:31 pm

I didn't know you could cook an egg in 7 seconds. :mrgreen:

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