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cooter beer?!

Post by pythonshine » Thu Mar 31, 2016 10:19 pm

Just listening to some news and I guess there is a Polish brewery trying or has...not sure....to make a beer with bacteria from a pornstars beaver! :wtf: So what y'all think?

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Post by Desvio » Thu Mar 31, 2016 10:28 pm

Smells like fish?
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Post by pythonshine » Thu Mar 31, 2016 10:31 pm

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/03/30/ ... 459340879/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow here's a link. hmmm not sure Desvio.... :sick:

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Post by jb-texshine » Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:15 pm

Do you eat or drink it....
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Post by WooTeck » Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:10 am

jb-texshine wrote:Do you eat or drink it....
depends if its a clean lacto extraction or if it gets some pedio all up in it and becomes sick.

seems like a long way round to get lactobacillus. i bet its judt marketing they actually go to whitelabs just like every one else

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Post by pythonshine » Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:14 am

WooTeck wrote:
jb-texshine wrote:Do you eat or drink it....
seems like a long way round to get lactobacillus. i bet its judt marketing they actually go to whitelabs just like every one else
I wouldn't doubt it. Any takers for test subjects?!

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Post by WooTeck » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:16 am

pythonshine wrote:
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jb-texshine wrote:Do you eat or drink it....
seems like a long way round to get lactobacillus. i bet its judt marketing they actually go to whitelabs just like every one else
I wouldn't doubt it. Any takers for test subjects?!
im not against trying overly 'craft' beers. aslong as they are reasonably priced.
sheep sh!t smoked whale testical beer anyone?
stag semen stout?

pornstars lacto vag dont sound so bad now dose it? :lol:

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Post by pythonshine » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:31 am

True that my friend!

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Post by bearriver » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:30 am

I've had beer that was brewed with yeast harvested from a beard.

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Post by T-Pee » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:32 am

Facial or ...otherwise?

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Post by bearriver » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:39 am

It was a gift
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Post by cuginosgrizzo » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:54 am

bearriver wrote:It was a gift
well, available April 1st...

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Post by cob » Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:51 pm

WooTeck wrote: i bet its judt marketing they actually go to whitelabs just like every one else
I'd bet whitelabs doesn't supply these fellows their unique ingredient :lolno:

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Post by Chauncey » Sun Apr 03, 2016 3:08 pm

OK so I'm trying to get my SOH to let me mash whiskey with her lady essence. Y'all think we could crowdfund a couple hundred k? She's s model too, the artsy kind. I should post a pic and I think I could power this ctowdfunding effort. Tell you what, of we raise 170k I'll keep 10 and we will use the rest to turn a tanker ship intona mash tun
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Post by pythonshine » Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:04 pm

well hell! Im game....so long as the tanker is for plain whiskey!...might take a while with a 25g boiler..

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Post by Chauncey » Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:42 pm

im certain if we are 3 miles offshore hobby level will increase 3million fold. :smirk:
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Post by Chauncey » Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:43 pm

crowdfund!?
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Post by pythonshine » Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:55 pm

With all due respect. Hell yeah!

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Post by WooTeck » Mon Apr 04, 2016 11:48 pm

bearriver wrote:I've had beer that was brewed with yeast harvested from a beard.
i remember that.
Allmyexsliveinhell wrote:OK so I'm trying to get my SOH to let me mash whiskey with her lady essence. Y'all think we could crowdfund a couple hundred k? She's s model too, the artsy kind. I should post a pic and I think I could power this ctowdfunding effort. Tell you what, of we raise 170k I'll keep 10 and we will use the rest to turn a tanker ship intona mash tun
any idea on how long 100% lacto takes to ferment? the pitching rates would be mad.

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Post by NZChris » Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:07 am

Given the choice of paying $35 to a reputable culture supplier for the culture for ten cheeses, or wiping my cheeses on my sweaty arm to get the same bacteria, which do you think I should choose?

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Post by WooTeck » Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:21 am

NZChris wrote:Given the choice of paying $35 to a reputable culture supplier for the culture for ten cheeses, or wiping my cheeses on my sweaty arm to get the same bacteria, which do you think I should choose?
the arm, thats got to be the more entertaining

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Post by Chauncey » Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:37 am

I'm sure we can collect yeast anywhere we want for the right price. I ain't talking brewin beers or baking brownies y'all, I'm talking making cooter whiskey!
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Post by Chauncey » Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:20 am

:) a fine lady is like a fine cigar, if you don't pay enough attention to er, she will leave you. So I get behind her as oft as possible
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Post by jb-texshine » Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:24 am

I don't blame you a bit!
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Post by pythonshine » Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:26 am

certainly not in the least

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Post by NZChris » Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:54 am

WooTeck wrote:
NZChris wrote:Given the choice of paying $35 to a reputable culture supplier for the culture for ten cheeses, or wiping my cheeses on my sweaty arm to get the same bacteria, which do you think I should choose?
the arm, thats got to be the more entertaining
Yep. That's the one. I've known for a while now that some of the bacteria we want in our cheeses and likkers don't have to come from the HBS. Television, Youtube, interweb forums, vegans, vegetarians, manufacturers of sanitation products and various breeds of bactophobic nutters are recruiting their converts into all manner of psychowimp cults and religions to sell them crap they don't need and I'm done with all of them.
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Post by Chauncey » Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:57 am

I'm gonna delete those pictures shortly but you guys are the testament. For one bearded Cajun madman I sure lucked out with a girl so pretty and cool and smart who is so low maintenance, and she helps me make likker. Once this crowdfunding is done we all gonna be rollin in it!

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