Distillation of holy water...

[Alchemist75]

Check this out:
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[Reverend Newer]

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[kiwi Bruce]

this has the makings of a truly active thread...NOT!

[Pikey]

Why would anyone want to make holes in water ?

[Alchemist75]

Yeah, I initially found it amusing but admittedly I've started more engaging posts than this. I stumble across some weird shit in my net exploration, some good, some strange and some is just......well, like this one.

[Kareltje]

But I do not understand the need of this process. Christ died for our sins, so all our sins are already forgiven to begin with.

[kiwi Bruce]

But I do not understand the need of this process. Christ died for our sins, so all our sins are already forgiven to begin with.

Yes...but not distilled!

or is that sinstilled ? or distsined ? how about disinulated ?

[JellybeanCorncob]

Are they using plastic to srore the distillate?
JBC

[Alchemist75]

Actually they're keeping it in the holy grail which as it turns out, is made of pure lead.

[thecroweater]

But I do not understand the need of this process. Christ died for our sins, so all our sins are already forgiven to begin with.

T'is greed you're not understanding, market creation and pressure sales 101 : create anxiety, offer a solution. It exists in every aspect of society from personal health, child care, religion and any other emotionally driven soft target, its extra special insurance. That is the reason for such markets but I am sure not here to piddle on anyone's beliefs or elaborate on mine as such discussions are proscribed in the rules due to thier divisive nature

[aircarbonarc]

This is great!!!

[contrahead]

I did not think much of the blog post “Distillation of Holy Water” but got a kick out of another story linked to it from there - about the barmaid Cheryl.
I posted a comment at danzblog.com, stating as much back in July. Then the writer (presumably Dan) e-mailed me as to how in the hell I found his blog. Apparently he does not expect much traffic...

[The Baker]

Read the Cheryl story.

Sigh...

Geoff

[Manc]

Also read the Cheryl story thanks for sharing,

Couldn't resist also leaving a comment not sure if it went through though.

Lee

[fizzix]

I wonder about tomorrow's hangover if imbibing on an inappropriate work night, and have thought about the supernatural
properties of Holy Water or even that of Lourdes, whose drops purportedly have healing power.
But the next morning comes without the pounding migraine of an illicit binge, and I quickly revert to my heretical persona.
So much for religion's effects on this heathen as long as I have painless homemade liquor.

[Alchemist75]

Holy hangover batman!

[kiwi Bruce]

but I am sure not here to piddle on anyone's beliefs or elaborate on mine as such discussions are proscribed in the rules due to their divisive nature

I'm game, lets start a church..."THE CHURCH OF THE DIVISIVE NATURE"

[The Baker]

The longest name for a religion I have seen (without any comment on the religion or any other) is:

The Re-organised Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

(I guess you might call them The New Mormons?)

Don't know if they use Holy Water...

Geoff

[kiwi Bruce]

so wait a minute...is this where they get their "Holy Spirit'' ? just distill holy water...that's fermented Holy Sugar...using Holy Yeast...and Holy Copper...Holy Shi#

[Desvio]

So in short: To get essence of holy water, you must first cook the hell out of it.

Got it! Moving on and using said 'essence' of holy water to make coffee as black as death its self.

[kiwi Bruce]

essence of holy water, you must first cook the hell out of it.

LOL!

[Yummyrum]

Been wondering if the holy spirit comes out the spout , does that mean that the backset is just pure evil .
Could you do generations or is it just safer to dump the backset ?

Then I got to thinking about if you do cuts on this stuff ..... obviously the good folk get the hearts , but who gets the heads and tails .

But seeing I’m a newby to this , the big question is what temperature do you run the still at to separate the good from the evil

[Alchemist75]

So maybe heads and tails would be the devils share?

[kiwi Bruce]

So maybe heads and tails would be the devils share?

I think that's the hangover after drinking too much of someone else's bad booze !