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That's some funny stuff bushy I was a young man in the snow cone days.

No joke.
Helpful hints for noobs when building your still.

Ahaha! Loved that one, Tdick. When I grab the "hot wrench" I am done talking for sure!

Looks like the watering hole dried up again.

Would like to have that one in my front yard Bushman.

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You can tell the guy who sent this to me doesn't make his own

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven -- then there's you -- nine, ten, 11, 12, 13..."

Good one Heynonny!

So...PA closed all the liquor Stores due to the Covid virus ....3 weeks later the price for a pint of unflavored regular shine was selling for $200...or so I'm told, just amazing!

On another note:- the wife and I are going to the Caribbean islands for the whole winter, hoping the whole virus thing will be over by then !

Does this remind you of a band from the 60’s?

No one guessed the band name yet?

Cosby stills. And nash be what I see
Teach your children well.

acfixer69 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 13, 2020 6:21 pm Cosby stills. And nash be what I see
Teach your children well.

You nailed it!

Shouldn’t it be Cosby stills and mash?

Or Cosby stills mash and bung?

I'm sure this will shock some of you but thought I would let you all know, that yesterday I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I'm shocked I did this as I was very against any covid vaccine put in my body....
I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

Bushman wrote: ↑Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:25 pm I'm sure this will shock some of you but thought I would let you all know, that yesterday I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I'm shocked I did this as I was very against any covid vaccine put in my body....
I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

Wife's friend stopped by yesterday, athletic, small boobs, real hardbody and very conscious about her looks. Wife said, I bet you like her body huh? I said no, boobs are too small. Her friends eyes popped wide and asked why I liked big boobs so much? I said, you can't motorboat a personality!

Wife said, I gave him a snickers bar and he's still an asshole...

heynonny wrote: ↑Fri Sep 11, 2020 11:59 am fs b2a II.jpg

Ah well at least on the return trip he'll know the quickest route will be a straight line

Apparently "one mans trash is another mans treasure " is NOT the way to introduce your wife, even if you are joking!

A bunch of the wife's friends came over today and one of them said she was pregnant. They were rubbing her belly and saying congrats. I said "how sexist!! How come nobody is rubbing Carl's dick and saying good job"???

I heard with all these live sporting events cancelled, they're going to show the world origami championship on tv.
It'll be on paperview.

I'm staying up on new years eve this year, not to see in the new year, but to make sure the old one leaves!

Cooking hack: if you put too much water on the rice, throw a few phones in!

My favourite childhood memory is building sandcastles with grandma, until mom hid the urn.

My body has absorbed so much sanitizer, when I pee I clean the toilet.

My son broke his hand last week and now it's in a cast, I see he changed his Facebook relationship status to "it's complicated ".

I found out how to make my wife moan "mm mmmmm mmmmmm" all night long.........Duct tape!

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push him out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life!

When the cops are defended and you have to shoot home invaders, remember to call 811 before digging, ITS THE LAW!

They say subway is like prostitution, you're paying someone else to do your wife's job.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should already be open when she hands it to you.

no joke.