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oh yeh
very good!
what about:
"that's how come i don't drive, see?"
"you don't even know how to drive."
"i don't want to know how - i don't want to learn. the more you drive, the less intelligent you are."
what about:
"that's how come i don't drive, see?"
"you don't even know how to drive."
"i don't want to know how - i don't want to learn. the more you drive, the less intelligent you are."
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"Alice, please? Your dog, Alice -- it and my appetite are mutually exclusive."
'Well, what's wrong with the dog?'
"Simple: he's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to stay."
'Well, what's wrong with the dog?'
"Simple: he's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to stay."
"a woman who drives you to drink is hard to find, most of them will make you drive yourself."
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Network! What a great one.
Chemist, you got me stumped.
How about: "You know, you know, a friend of mine a while back broke his hand and put it in a cast. Very next day, he falls, protects his bad hand, and he breaks his good one. So he breaks it too, you know. So, now he's got two busted flippers. So, I says to him: 'Creighton,' I says. 'I hope your wife really loves you, because for the next five weeks, you can't even wipe your own god damn ass.' That's the test, ain't it? Test of true love."
Chemist, you got me stumped.
How about: "You know, you know, a friend of mine a while back broke his hand and put it in a cast. Very next day, he falls, protects his bad hand, and he breaks his good one. So he breaks it too, you know. So, now he's got two busted flippers. So, I says to him: 'Creighton,' I says. 'I hope your wife really loves you, because for the next five weeks, you can't even wipe your own god damn ass.' That's the test, ain't it? Test of true love."
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very good
network is probably my all time favorite flick.
what about "whatever you're gonna do...do it fast!!"
what about "whatever you're gonna do...do it fast!!"
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Network is top 10 all the way, Jesse.
Aliens? One of the first flicks that had me scared shitless in the theatre. Maybe Jaws was first when I was like 11, rigth before we went to the beach.
Tater, need help on that one.
And how about "Has he got a chance? Well, it depends on the pilot. Now, if he's really good, see . . . really good, he can get that plane low, you should see it, B-52, big plane, whhoooo, like this see, down on the deck, we're talkin' cookin' chickens in the barnyard!!! HHAHAHA! Has he got a chance, hell yes, he's got a chance!"
Aliens? One of the first flicks that had me scared shitless in the theatre. Maybe Jaws was first when I was like 11, rigth before we went to the beach.
Tater, need help on that one.
And how about "Has he got a chance? Well, it depends on the pilot. Now, if he's really good, see . . . really good, he can get that plane low, you should see it, B-52, big plane, whhoooo, like this see, down on the deck, we're talkin' cookin' chickens in the barnyard!!! HHAHAHA! Has he got a chance, hell yes, he's got a chance!"
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great move
dr. strangelove is great. and yes, you got the Aliens quote right.
"animals could be bred and slaughtered...mein fuhrer...i can walk!"
the best peter sellers ever.
"animals could be bred and slaughtered...mein fuhrer...i can walk!"
the best peter sellers ever.
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Frank: Listen, what am I paying my fucking dues for? This is my golf course! If I wanna play here, I will play here. If he gets hit with my titleist, that's his fucking problem. Fore! Fore!
[Hits ball]
Bill: [the ball barely misses his head; whips out rifle] Five! What the hell are you trying to do? Kill me with a golf ball? It's not enough you have all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game, but you gotta kill me with a golf ball? You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.
[Fires his rifle at a golf cart, causing it to roll down the hill]
Bill: Now aren't you ashamed?
[after Bill shoots the golf cart, triggering Frank's heart attack]
Bill: What's wrong?
Frank: My - heart...
Bill: Well, what can I do about it?
Frank: Pills... get p-pills...
Bill: Where are your pills?
[Frank points towards the cart, which has just plunged into a water hazard]
Bill: Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid hat. How does it feel?
[Hits ball]
Bill: [the ball barely misses his head; whips out rifle] Five! What the hell are you trying to do? Kill me with a golf ball? It's not enough you have all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game, but you gotta kill me with a golf ball? You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.
[Fires his rifle at a golf cart, causing it to roll down the hill]
Bill: Now aren't you ashamed?
[after Bill shoots the golf cart, triggering Frank's heart attack]
Bill: What's wrong?
Frank: My - heart...
Bill: Well, what can I do about it?
Frank: Pills... get p-pills...
Bill: Where are your pills?
[Frank points towards the cart, which has just plunged into a water hazard]
Bill: Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid hat. How does it feel?
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"What are you talking to me about drugs for? I've got my daughter here, she's 12!"
"Hey, if you've already got a connection in the family, stick with it."
"Hey, if you've already got a connection in the family, stick with it."
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Damn!! I need to see more movies. The only ones I have recognized or seen were Falling Down and Repo Man.
How about this one..."Hey, Ron!! I'M RIDING A FURRY TRACTOR!! HAHAHA!!"
How about this one..."Hey, Ron!! I'M RIDING A FURRY TRACTOR!! HAHAHA!!"
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"Imagination is more important than Knowledge"-Albert Einstein
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ok
it was from "easy money" when he's taking out the trash and his neighbor comes up and starts offering him drugs.
as for the "yo adriene!" it's from Rocky.
as for the "yo adriene!" it's from Rocky.
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"i dont care of you've got a white collar or a tank top. if you rob me, i'm gonna whup your ass."
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