name the movie

Post by **Uncle Jesse** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:00 am

"i am to kill you in one minute, or see you hanged at fort smith at judge parker's convenience. which will it be?"

"i call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"

Post by **Tater** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:01 am

True Grit

Post by **Uncle Jesse** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:04 am

very good!

what about:

"that's how come i don't drive, see?"

"you don't even know how to drive."

"i don't want to know how - i don't want to learn. the more you drive, the less intelligent you are."

Post by **Fourway** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:33 am

Repo Man

Post by **Fourway** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:36 am

"Alice, please? Your dog, Alice -- it and my appetite are mutually exclusive."

'Well, what's wrong with the dog?'

"Simple: he's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to stay."

Post by **Uncle Jesse** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:56 am

"you have meddled with the primal forces of nature, mr. beale, and YOU WILL ATONE!"

The Chemist · Post by **The Chemist** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:57 am

That's nasty!! How about: "I think you're makin' a mistake, not letting the woman talk--she may have been around and picked up a couple of interesting news items--and I know you're makin' a mistake with all that beer and no whisky!"

Virginia Gentleman · Post by **Virginia Gentleman** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:31 am

Network! What a great one.

Chemist, you got me stumped.

How about: "You know, you know, a friend of mine a while back broke his hand and put it in a cast. Very next day, he falls, protects his bad hand, and he breaks his good one. So he breaks it too, you know. So, now he's got two busted flippers. So, I says to him: 'Creighton,' I says. 'I hope your wife really loves you, because for the next five weeks, you can't even wipe your own god damn ass.' That's the test, ain't it? Test of true love."

Post by **Fourway** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:39 am

VG! a great one from Blood Simple!

Virginia Gentleman · Post by **Virginia Gentleman** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:47 am

I love that flick, Fourway. Somewhat unsung, and some of the Coen Bros. best work. M. Emmet Walsh is just awesome as the PI.

Post by **Uncle Jesse** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:09 pm

network is probably my all time favorite flick.

what about "whatever you're gonna do...do it fast!!"

Post by **Tater** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:29 pm

boy you got eyes like a crab

Virginia Gentleman · Post by **Virginia Gentleman** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:58 am

Network is top 10 all the way, Jesse.

Aliens? One of the first flicks that had me scared shitless in the theatre. Maybe Jaws was first when I was like 11, rigth before we went to the beach.

Tater, need help on that one.

And how about "Has he got a chance? Well, it depends on the pilot. Now, if he's really good, see . . . really good, he can get that plane low, you should see it, B-52, big plane, whhoooo, like this see, down on the deck, we're talkin' cookin' chickens in the barnyard!!! HHAHAHA! Has he got a chance, hell yes, he's got a chance!"

Post by **Uncle Jesse** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:43 am

dr. strangelove is great. and yes, you got the Aliens quote right.

"animals could be bred and slaughtered...mein fuhrer...i can walk!"

the best peter sellers ever.

Post by **Tater** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:45 am

oh brother where art thou? my guess holy and mine was river of no return. How about friends dont worry we will find shelter for you in our own homes. wont cost you any more then reg hotel rates

The Chemist · Post by **The Chemist** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:56 am

Oh, Brother! Love that movie. Favorite line: "We thought you was a toad". Mine above was Jimmy Stewart in "Harvey".

Post by **Fourway** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:24 am

Frank: Listen, what am I paying my fucking dues for? This is my golf course! If I wanna play here, I will play here. If he gets hit with my titleist, that's his fucking problem. Fore! Fore!
[Hits ball]
Bill: [the ball barely misses his head; whips out rifle] Five! What the hell are you trying to do? Kill me with a golf ball? It's not enough you have all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game, but you gotta kill me with a golf ball? You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.
[Fires his rifle at a golf cart, causing it to roll down the hill]
Bill: Now aren't you ashamed?
[after Bill shoots the golf cart, triggering Frank's heart attack]
Bill: What's wrong?
Frank: My - heart...
Bill: Well, what can I do about it?
Frank: Pills... get p-pills...
Bill: Where are your pills?
[Frank points towards the cart, which has just plunged into a water hazard]
Bill: Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid hat. How does it feel?

Post by **Fourway** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:49 am

indeed it was.

Post by **Uncle Jesse** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:54 am

d-fens wasnt it?

Post by **Fourway** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:19 am

Uncle Jesse wrote:d-fens wasnt it?

his licence plate. yeah.

Post by **Fourway** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:37 am

"What do you have to do that's better than a paying job?"

"Well, I have all these cigarettes I've been meaning to smoke."

Virginia Gentleman · Post by **Virginia Gentleman** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:28 am

And one more: "I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be. Selatius, 17th Century."

Post by **Fourway** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:59 am

why that'd be Cape Fear

Virginia Gentleman · Post by **Virginia Gentleman** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:23 pm

Too many good ones from that flick. "King Solomon himself could not have adjudicated more wisely."

Post by **Uncle Jesse** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:59 pm

"What are you talking to me about drugs for? I've got my daughter here, she's 12!"

"Hey, if you've already got a connection in the family, stick with it."

Post by **Fourway** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:19 pm

stumped me jesse

Mine above was from the last boy scout.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:50 pm

if you dont get this one im gona slap you silly......

"yo adriane"

pothead · Post by **pothead** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:27 am

Damn!! I need to see more movies. The only ones I have recognized or seen were Falling Down and Repo Man.

How about this one..."Hey, Ron!! I'M RIDING A FURRY TRACTOR!! HAHAHA!!"

Post by **Uncle Jesse** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:29 am

it was from "easy money" when he's taking out the trash and his neighbor comes up and starts offering him drugs.

as for the "yo adriene!" it's from Rocky.

Post by **Uncle Jesse** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:44 am

"i dont care of you've got a white collar or a tank top. if you rob me, i'm gonna whup your ass."

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