Jimbos Dildo Dram (vibration aging)
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Jimbos Dildo Dram (vibration aging)
Ok so some of us are putting together a Triple Malt for a get together in June, S3 if you saw that thread. In typical nature for me I lost track of time and it was March when it occurred to me S3 is 3 months away. My S3 triple malt was stripped and sitting in a carboy Shit, that leaves only 3 months to age after doing the spirit run this weekend. 3 months will not deliver a palatable product to my brethren at S3.
In desperation, some of these motors caught my eye at work. Yes, typical vibrator motor you might find in say, a dildo. Or in our case a slightly higher tech gizmo, but nonetheless, it’s a dildo motor (That’s what I call em at work too).
Picture tells a thousand words, so Ill skip the banter. I have 3 jars with motors and 2 jars left dildo free for control group. These will buzz away till June. Not sure this will produce an orgasmic product or not, but we'll find out in June.
I wish this shot was a video, these babies are buzzin away to beat all hell. I had to put the jars on the towel cause it was loud and annoying. (kind of like, hey honey, you think the kids can hear what we’re doing in here….)
Cheers
In desperation, some of these motors caught my eye at work. Yes, typical vibrator motor you might find in say, a dildo. Or in our case a slightly higher tech gizmo, but nonetheless, it’s a dildo motor (That’s what I call em at work too).
Picture tells a thousand words, so Ill skip the banter. I have 3 jars with motors and 2 jars left dildo free for control group. These will buzz away till June. Not sure this will produce an orgasmic product or not, but we'll find out in June.
I wish this shot was a video, these babies are buzzin away to beat all hell. I had to put the jars on the towel cause it was loud and annoying. (kind of like, hey honey, you think the kids can hear what we’re doing in here….)
Cheers
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Oh Man the creativity of the hobbyist!!! Going where no man has admitted going before!! Keep us posted.
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I thought it was gonna look like this.
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Re: Jimbos Dildo Dram (vibration aging)
shameful,..... cant have plastic in contact you know this.. LOL.
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I think this might be a first, and I am not even going to ask what your job is or where you work!
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The ones in the jar are PTFE so no worries.
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Just when you think you have seen it all..
My curiosity will force me to follow this thread and where it goes..
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Big market for vibrating items in Iceland huh?
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Shake em up Jimbo!
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I could come up with several ...let's say...interesting names for this booze. But I won't
Balls deep Bourbon
Honey Hole Hootch
Delectable Dong
Vibration Libation
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Vibration Libation has a nice ring to it. Prolly need a different picture for this one now, other than the S3 label I put toghether. Maybe swap out the girl for this one?
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I'll have what she's having.
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LHM!!!
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At S3 you'll find Jimbo and his contribution at the head of the longest line.
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Make some SPD from it. Called a happy scooter shooter!
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Leave the motor on the jar for a real panty dropper haha
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Re: Jimbos Dildo Dram (vibration aging)
Tokoroa_Shiner wrote:Leave the motor on the jar for a real panty dropper haha
So my wife walked in the shed, and no shit, it was the first time ever she raised an eyebrow in interest at anything Ive ever done in there.
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is that how they make that climax shit on moonshiners? sorry stupid winter thoughts.
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Masturbation Malt Whiskey -The Whisker (biscuit) Tickler.bellybuster wrote:I could come up with several ...let's say...interesting names for this booze. But I won't
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Delectable Dong
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this is getting pretty deep, glad to see the maturity level is still high around here. I've been worried lately that it might be slipping.
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Back on topic...Jimbo, do you use thermal cycles to speed aging too? That usually does the trick for me.
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p.s. - acoustic stimululation is a novel way to shortcut time. Do you think the oscillatory energy transmitted to the liquor will cause molecular changes? I guess that this theory has been tried and proven with the ultrasonic cleaners in the past.
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p.s. - acoustic stimululation is a novel way to shortcut time. Do you think the oscillatory energy transmitted to the liquor will cause molecular changes? I guess that this theory has been tried and proven with the ultrasonic cleaners in the past.
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from what I've read and tried, ultrasonic, microwave etc etc have been proven to flavour quickly but can it replace aging??? There just seems to be some magic that only time can deliver.
I'm sure I'll get flamed for that, I've tried the nuking and it does indeed give a drinkable product quickly but doesn't come close to what time can do. I'm curious to find out the results.
I'm sure I'll get flamed for that, I've tried the nuking and it does indeed give a drinkable product quickly but doesn't come close to what time can do. I'm curious to find out the results.
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Nuking oaks wood. im hoping 24/7 vib helps with true aging, molecular harmonizing. The bonding of esters to the ethanol molecule. Does this or ultrasonic cleaners or music really work? I dunno ill answer in June. Shed is cranking tunes to his barrels. Im buzzin mine with dildo motors. If nothing else its a fun experiment
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that right there is quote worthyJimbo wrote:Shed is cranking tunes to his barrels. Im buzzin mine with dildo motors. If nothing else its a fun experiment
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concurbellybuster wrote:that right there is quote worthyJimbo wrote:Shed is cranking tunes to his barrels. Im buzzin mine with dildo motors. If nothing else its a fun experiment
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Re: Jimbos Dildo Dram (vibration aging)
could chip a tooth on one them thar jars
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Re: Jimbos Dildo Dram (vibration aging)
Damn right.bellybuster wrote:that right there is quote worthyJimbo wrote:Shed is cranking tunes to his barrels. Im buzzin mine with dildo motors. If nothing else its a fun experiment
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I ain't putting my mouth any where near a dildo jar. Is there something you need to tell us hdnb
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