HOME DISTILLER

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Dnderhead
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HOME DISTILLER

Post by Dnderhead »

I have made hooch for many years
some of that stuff would bring tears

Though I made stuff you could drink
it could have been better I think

Not very efficient in them days
what a waste, I must say

Yes I have made many mistakes
but I have learned for all our sakes

Now I'm on home distiller
my hooch is not such a killer
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big worm
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by big worm »

beauty :)
GOT BAIT?
small children left unatended will be sold as bait
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kiwistiller
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by kiwistiller »

I hope to hear a recording someday dunder :)
Three sheets to the wind!
My stuff
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olddog
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by olddog »

That's great :ebiggrin: but don't give up your dayjob. :mrgreen:
OLD DOG LEARNING NEW TRICKS ......
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ScottishBoy
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by ScottishBoy »

Distilling Haiku

"Time and heat combine
while vapor collides inside
Like drops of Sunshine"

SB
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HD Survival in a Nutshell...
Read.Search.Listen.Ask for feedback, you WILL get it. Plastic is always "questionable". Dont hurry. Be Careful. Dont Sell,Tell, or Yell. If you wouldnt serve it to your friends, then it isnt worth keeping.
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The Baker
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by The Baker »

ScottishBoy wrote:Distilling Haiku

"Time and heat combine
while vapor collides inside
Like drops of Sunshine"

SB
That's not bad.
The Baker
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HookLine
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by HookLine »

Got the moras right too. 5-7-5
Be safe.
Be discreet.
And have fun.
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ScottishBoy
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Post by ScottishBoy »

here's a fun one I wrote once...

A Date with Sean Connery

"Morning is coming
Your head is on my pillow
Get out! You trollop!"



;)
ScottishBoy
HD Survival in a Nutshell...
Read.Search.Listen.Ask for feedback, you WILL get it. Plastic is always "questionable". Dont hurry. Be Careful. Dont Sell,Tell, or Yell. If you wouldnt serve it to your friends, then it isnt worth keeping.
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Ayay
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Post by Ayay »

Dnderhead wrote:
Now I'm on home distiller
my hooch is not such a killer
It's smoother and purer
Wake with swollen head no longer

Never to quit
It's a long trail to git. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
cornflakes...stripped and refluxed
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Dnderhead
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by Dnderhead »

go ahead add if you want ,Im just having some fun :lol:
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ScottishBoy
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by ScottishBoy »

(Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies Them song" )

Come listen to a story bout a man named Jess
He could be an aussie, but we like him we confess
He got some good ideas about how to build a still
and the next thing you know, ol' Jess is brewing swill

Dog that is…
white lightning…
Al-key-haul...

Well the first thing you know ol Jess is makin shine,
Kinfolk said "Jess, this stuff is mighty fine"
Said "You should write this up and share it with the rest.
So he registered a domain and put up a BBS.

WebSite that is…
Search engines…
discussion board…

Well now its time to go to school with Jess and all his pals.
Cause were tryin to drop the panties off of all our favorite gals.
So for now keep it quiet, cause Im sure you've all been warned
Most governments dont appreciate our glass and metal porn!

Stills that is…
Reflux columns…
Vapor Management…

Y'all come back now, y'hear?..


;)

Scottish Boy
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HD Survival in a Nutshell...
Read.Search.Listen.Ask for feedback, you WILL get it. Plastic is always "questionable". Dont hurry. Be Careful. Dont Sell,Tell, or Yell. If you wouldnt serve it to your friends, then it isnt worth keeping.
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astrangebrew
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by astrangebrew »

FUCKING A1 SB!!!
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
Groucho
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ScottishBoy
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by ScottishBoy »

You like?
ScottishBoy
HD Survival in a Nutshell...
Read.Search.Listen.Ask for feedback, you WILL get it. Plastic is always "questionable". Dont hurry. Be Careful. Dont Sell,Tell, or Yell. If you wouldnt serve it to your friends, then it isnt worth keeping.
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plonker
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by plonker »

Awesome SB!

Loved it, too cool.... 8)

Im still laughing, thats great...
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Husker
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Re: HOME DISTILLER

Post by Husker »

ScottishBoy wrote:You like?
Yes, VERY much so. Good 'weird Al' on that song!!
Hillbilly Rebel: Unless you are one of the people on this site who are legalling distilling, keep a low profile, don't tell, don't sell.
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