... guess I will start

Invercargill has a population of 55,000
it is a farming town mainly so alot of dairy (nz does 33% of the worlds dairy and most of that is done in the south island)
we are the biggest binge drinking town in nz
we are the most tattood city in NZ as well
Takes 5 minutes to get from one side of the town to the other (no traffic!!)
alot of hunting and fishing around, you can drive 10 minutes out of town and shoot some rabbits, about an hour for dear
average temperature is about 10-13c (50f- 54f)
not much sun, alot of raIn