The liar's bench

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:50 pm

S-Cackalacky wrote:I got caught up in a coupla big jugs once - almost suffocated.

Me ,too . Survived by learning to breathe through my ears . Still got them trophies after all this time and still ain't worn them out .

Post by **S-Cackalacky** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:33 am

Truckinbutch wrote:
S-Cackalacky wrote:I got caught up in a coupla big jugs once - almost suffocated.
Me ,too . Survived by learning to breathe through my ears . Still got them trophies after all this time and still ain't worn them out .

Knowed a woman once tried to give me some awful lookin' jugs. She could blow smoke out her ears - damnedest thing I ever saw. Some jugs is prized over others.

Petooh.

rumplestiltskin · Post by **rumplestiltskin** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:36 pm

S-Cackalacky wrote:I got caught up in a coupla big jugs once - almost suffocated.

Jugs aint Jugs until you can rub the sweet spots together without causing any pain. Unless its preferred.

swampdog 2 · Post by **swampdog 2** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:34 pm

Yea FLAT but not this year I here lot of big warmouth and jack fish are being caught and of course what I call flyers are biting catch them on a limber cane pole with a yellow sally bug

swampdog 2 · Post by **swampdog 2** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:36 pm

two kinda jugs I like one holds milk the other holds likker I like all sizes

ga flatwoods · Post by **ga flatwoods** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:05 pm

I like your thoughts on the topic Swampdog!

Red Rim · Post by **Red Rim** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:39 am

Looks like Red Rim Jr has a sense of humor too.
Poor huntin dog forced into civilization.

SoMo · Post by **SoMo** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:43 pm

It's a ruffff life!!

Red Rim · Post by **Red Rim** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:18 pm

MY WIFE BOUGHT ME MARBLES!!!!

I guess she was listening. By the look in her eyes, all I thought she heard was, wa wa, wa wa wa wah.

Now I can do a side by side reflux test. I am building a cold finger for my two stills which are identical already.
Now the plan is to run copper and marbles in one and copper only, In the other. Same wash, same controller, same heating elements. It may take some time to finish the project, but I am headed in the right direction.

Post by **T-Pee** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:45 pm

Red Rim wrote:MY WIFE BOUGHT ME MARBLES!!!!

What a lead. You should know better than that.

tp

Post by **Jimbo** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:28 pm

Sounds like wifey gonna be drinkin up yer spirits. Better get it under lick and key.

Post by **thecroweater** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:53 pm

Jimbo wrote:Sounds like wifey gonna be drinkin up yer spirits. Better get it under lick and key.

+1 Yeah I hear licking under is the key

Red Rim · Post by **Red Rim** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:32 pm

Jimbo wrote:Sounds like wifey gonna be drinkin up yer spirits. Better get it under lick and key.

My wife only drinks white wine, mimosas and occasionally a vodka mixed drink. BUT, when she drinks, she gets her drink on.
So.... It may be the key to a few more good licks.

Post by **Jimbo** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:45 pm

Did I really say lick! I wonder if that was a typo or freudian slip

Red Rim · Post by **Red Rim** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:49 pm

Freudian lick, I mean uh slip!

Post by **T-Pee** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:09 pm

Damn. All the good punchlines are taken. I gotta slow down and smell the Freud more often.

tp

Post by **Jimbo** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:17 pm

Smell the freud? Is that like smellin the fromunda?

Post by **T-Pee** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:20 pm

Jimbo wrote:Smell the freud? Is that like smellin the fromunda?

Beats me. I flunked anatomy.

tp (who barely knows his ass from his elbow)

Post by **T-Pee** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:27 pm

Speakin' of anatomy, know how to change a girl to a guy?

Have an addadicktome.

tp (back on track)

Post by **Jimbo** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:31 pm

Speakin of dicks and teets and frumunda, anyone watching Brewdogs on TV right now? They were milkin some cows for milk, to extract lactose from to make a brew, and martin got tired of squeezin the cows teet and put one fullly in his mouth and started suckin, pretty damn impressive i gotta say. The farmer's jaw about hit the ground.

Post by **T-Pee** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:37 pm

Slow TV night in Reykjavík, eh Jimbo? What's next? Goat lapdances?

tp (questionable)

Post by **Jimbo** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:39 pm

Brewdogs is a great show. They brew up crazy shit. But with brewmasters help from top breweries everywhere

Post by **T-Pee** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:41 pm

Jimbo wrote:They were milkin some cows for milk, to extract lactose from to make a brew, and martin got tired of squeezin the cows teet and put one fullly in his mouth and started suckin...

There's powdered for just that reason, ya know.

tp (reconstituted)

Post by **Jimbo** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:47 pm

haha they like doing stuff the hard way. Now they are in a motor home, with gas masks and gowns on, breakin bad style, cooking beakers of milk over flame to extract the lactose. Hilarious. Its on now, theyre about to brew the beer finally at UC Davis brewlab with professor and local brewery masters. Esquire Network if you get it.

Red Rim · Post by **Red Rim** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:50 pm

Gawd, I love a little shock factor! I love to do ridiculous things just to see the look on peoples faces.

I can't say I have orally milked a cow, now that is some funny shite.

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:08 pm

Red Rim ,
You sure that wasn't pin balls she got instead of marbles ? They have a lot more impact as long as the spring drivin yer plunger is in good order

Red Rim · Post by **Red Rim** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:23 pm

Not pin balls, not love beads, just marbles.
The spring in my driver, bothers me as much as it bothers her. Still waking up with a pup tent every morning. When will this

damn thing leave us alone?

Post by **T-Pee** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:26 pm

Have daughters.

tp

Red Rim · Post by **Red Rim** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:30 pm

T-Pee wrote:Have daughters.

tp

I have had daughters. It just made my hair turn grey. Ugh. What a pain in the arse they were. Nice to have them turn into adults and grow a brain again.

Post by **T-Pee** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:18 am

If you notice, you also regrew a brain...to them.

Ah, if sometimes we could go past kids straight to grandkids...then there The Twins.

tp

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