Jimbos Dildo Dram (vibration aging)

Post by **S-Cackalacky** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:25 pm

Are those virgin dildos?

Tokoroa_Shiner · Post by **Tokoroa_Shiner** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:27 pm

Would give an interesting taste if not. Haha

Post by **S-Cackalacky** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:31 pm

Yep, and flavor would depend greatly on how it lost it's virginity.

Post by **3d0g** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:34 pm

Well now I GOTTA come to S3 to "taste the wang"!

woodshed · Post by **woodshed** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:30 pm

This is really cool. The fact that the S3 recipe has been a pain in the ass for a few of us has not set well. Not with me at least but truly I was shooting from the hip with this one. Great things can from shooting off the hip. At three months in, I would not serve it. At 6 as planned, got no choice. Gonna be surrounded by the best of people with discerning tastes. Now Jimbo is offering up this approach. Advancing the craft. Perfect.
Looking forward to all of the protocols for the S3. And the gathering.

Bagasso · Post by **Bagasso** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:02 pm

Tokoroa_Shiner wrote:Would give an interesting taste if not. Haha

Yes, a subtle note of pink snapper, but after a couple batches you have repeat the surface treatment.

Post by **pfshine** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:09 pm

OK ok ok..... That's dirty enough...... Who am I kidding this is just getting started. I promise I will try to be more couth. But I can't promise anything.

Tokoroa_Shiner · Post by **Tokoroa_Shiner** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:33 pm

Haha. Just keep in mind that any moisture on the jars may not be condensation. Haha. Don't drop them, slippery when wet.

Post by **T-Pee** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:50 pm

tp

SassyFrass · Post by **SassyFrass** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:28 am

Could give a whole new meaning to "cutting too deep into the tails".

Post by **RandyMarshCT** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:29 am

Don't use the vibrator too much, Jimbo, or she won't be happy with the plain old wood anymore.

Gotta make sure it's only for special occasions, haha.

Post by **Jimbo** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:31 am

But the vibrator can accomplish in half the time what it takes the plain old wood...... thats why Im using it on these jars afterall

Post by **corene1** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:43 am

Jimbo wrote:But the vibrator can accomplish in half the time what it takes the plain old wood...... thats why Im using it on these jars afterall

So as I understand it you are doing an S-3 Quickie! Ha you guys are all the same!

Post by **Jimbo** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:47 am

corene1 wrote:
Jimbo wrote:But the vibrator can accomplish in half the time what it takes the plain old wood...... thats why Im using it on these jars afterall
So as I understand it you are doing an S-3 Quickie! Ha you guys are all the same!

HAHA, yes! And yes we probably are. I know a few girls who are no different tho,.... so dont be playin all innocent on us Corene. LOL Some things are just Gods gift to us, lovemaking and likker being a couple of them

Post by **pfshine** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:10 pm

I know its only been a couple days but how are they looking?

Post by **Jimbo** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:30 pm

Spent.

Post by **Jimbo** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:42 am

Gen 2. Ive been having nightmares about orgasmic molotov cocktails burning my house down. The first night the whole towel and 3 jars skittered over about a foot. I put some weights on the towel to hold it in place. But now Im wondering if the constant stresses from vibrating motors could shatter the jars? If a jar breaks, a quart of 60% will burn real nice, and there's a convenient fuse strapped to the damn jar with these motors.

ANYWAY, long story short, Iv adjusted my dildo dram strategy thusly.... I ordered one of these http://www.ebay.com/itm/281485837958" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow and one of these http://www.ebay.com/itm/231426746152" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow and will fix one of them (whichever works out the best) to a 5 gallon stainless corny keg. No glass. Longer term Ill make a mount for my 5gal oak barrels, if this silly shit works

Post by **HDNB** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:05 am

have you considered adding a magnet to polarize the magnetic flux of the planet, and align the molecules for a more cosmic type of aging?

Post by **MichiganCornhusker** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:05 am

Jimbo wrote: I ordered one of these http://www.ebay.com/itm/281485837958" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow and one of these http://www.ebay.com/itm/231426746152" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow and will fix one of them (whichever works out the best) to a 5 gallon stainless corny keg.

If your lady finds you strapping a bandolero of vibrators to your corny it will be a true test of your relationship!

Post by **Jimbo** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:10 am

LMAO. I'll get right on it HDNB. I think I have a spare flux capacitor from the last project Ill work in there too.

MCH, when wifey walked in the room, she raised an eyebrow in interest. It is the only account of an eyebrow being raised in interest to anything that has ever occured in that room. When I explained, she asked If Ill have any need for the jars after June.

Post by **Jimbo** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:51 am

MichiganCornhusker wrote: If your lady finds you strapping a bandolero of vibrators to your corny it will be a true test of your relationship!

Only if they're hers.

Post by **T-Pee** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:03 pm

Jimbo wrote:When I explained, she asked If Ill have any need for the jars after June.

You two belong together.

tp

Post by **Jimbo** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:06 pm

30 blissful years together....

johnarms · Post by **johnarms** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:32 pm

just tape a five gallon pail to my wrist for a wee bit ages up nice.

Tokoroa_Shiner · Post by **Tokoroa_Shiner** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:49 pm

johnarms wrote:just tape a five gallon pail to my wrist for a wee bit ages up nice.

So you're married too then eh? Haha

woodshed · Post by **woodshed** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:48 pm

I love this thread. Great entertainment.

Drunk-N-Smurf · Post by **Drunk-N-Smurf** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:00 pm

johnarms wrote:just tape a five gallon pail to my wrist for a wee bit ages up nice.

Haha that's the greatest thing I've read all day.

Post by **heartcut** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:42 am

Can't hardly beat that

rumbuff · Post by **rumbuff** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:17 am

heartcut wrote:Can't hardly beat that

Apparently he's making do!

Post by **corene1** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:03 pm

Hey Jimbo , why don't you scale it up a bit. Maybe take one of your small kegs and put it in one of those paint shakers they have at H Depot.

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