Jimbos Dildo Dram (vibration aging)

[bship]

Jimbo, You sir, are one of a kind. Cheers

[woodshed]

But the vibrator can accomplish in half the time what it takes the plain old wood...... thats why Im using it on these jars afterall

So as I understand it you are doing an S-3 Quickie! Ha you guys are all the same!

Damn Corene, I'm pushin 4 months on mine. 6 for S3. Not big numbers for a lady but you work with what you got

No doubt the creativity of Jimbos approach is fun. Dildo sales could skyrocket from this site alone

[Windy City]

Jim
You may have stumbled across a whole new marketing scheme for selling legal booze.
A little something for him, a little something for her.
I could hear men across the country already explaining to the SOH, honest honey I bought this bourbon for you

[Bagasso]

Jim
I could hear men across the country already explaining to the SOH, honest honey I bought this bourbon for you

Yeah, "even if I drink the last shot, you get the worm".

[HDNB]

semi on topic, semi funny.

I played a golf tourney last summer. i was on the losing team. (no big surprise) the booby prize was...a pink dildo. I brought it home and stuck it in a friends trunk. Her 14 yr old son found it when she had him helping take the groceries in the house.
my work here is done!
After she gets done blushing and explaining it's not her's, (likely ranting about the asshole that placed it there) (heehee)she tells him to take it to the garbage.
The kid's pretty smart and see the humour in this... and hides it in his father's 1 wood head cover.
The next day, buddy grabs his clubs and heads to the course for an important meeting with some new business channel partners. They have a nice meet, share a beer and head up to the first tee.
He walks up to the teebox, pulls the cover off and the dildo falls out, bounces off his shoe and rolls between the feet of the female guest!!!
Holy shit was he mad!!!
and i wasn't there for it dammit! a two fer!
the guy prolly woulda killed me, but he got the deal, so all was good. Funny though, he doesn't come by for a drink very often anymore...

[Tokoroa_Shiner]

Jim
You may have stumbled across a whole new marketing scheme for selling legal booze.
A little something for him, a little something for her.
I could hear men across the country already explaining to the SOH, honest honey I bought this bourbon for you

There would be quite a "buzz" around the whiskey community.

[Jimbo]

Well lads and lass, my second S3 is scorched, again! But in case you were worried about hearing real results of this test, youll be happy to know I have a 100% corn, white, on the vibe and a fresh batch of wheated bourbon also on the vibe. Of course control lots of both undildo'd as well for comparison.

Observations coming soon.

[MichiganCornhusker]

Wow, "on the vibe" and "undidlo'd"... Blazing the trail and coining new phrases at the same time! Very classy.

[wtfdskin]

This is too funny. Have a few comments I could add but I actually have a serious question. Lol. Sorry. Is the vibration to keep constant movement in the jar or is there some cosmic molecular shit going on from the vibration? I was thinking of using a laboratory magnetic stirrer to oak my rum set on a nice slow constant mix rather than trying to remember to shake.
Just a thought.
Ok. Back to the perviness.

[Jimbo]

perviness?!? this is rocket science man!

As many of you know already, there are 2 things that happen when aging whiskey - 1) Oak flavoring, all the caramel, butterscotch vanilla bla bla. But also, and just as important... 2) Some form of molecular harmonization (for lack of better words). The best description I read on this is that esters bond to short legs in the long chains of the ethanol molecules. The flavors marry, so to speak. The molecules become more complex. This is easily perceived with your tongue by tasting something out of the still, and coming back in 4 months to taste it again. The wet dog goes. Grain flavors develop. It's not just oxidation or oak, because Ive noticed this just as clearly in white rums sealed tight in quart jars.

My thesis here, being suggested and tested, is that shaking, vibrating, using a stir plate or music soundwaves slams the assorted molecules together faster. If you take 2 things that 'want' to be together anyway, and slam them together repeatedly, it stands to reason they will find their bonding points quicker. And bond. Im open to testing this theory with Allesandra Ambrosio if any of you know her and can convince her to play a game with me by bumping into me 10,000 times tonight.

Anyway, heat causes molecules to move faster too, and everyone knows the best barrels are at the top of the rick houses where its miserably hot. Is it just because the oaking happens more efficiently? I think there's more to it than that....

So this is my experiment. If it works and we employ it in our stillery when we open, consider yourselves privy to what may be our biggest secret weapon and dont fuckin tell no one Please. If it doesnt and Im full of shit. Well, it was a fun experiment and Im still gonna drink these quarts anyway so nothing lost.

[Kegg_jam]

Dude, your gonna need the extra vibrator motors if you plan on bumping into Allesandra.

[ranger_ric]

I bet when you find a way to shake the rickhouse at your distillery like you are shaking your jars now you will have way more women than Allesandra showing up at YOUR door... Carry On Jimbo!! way to take one for the team.!!!

[johnarms]

This is too funny. Have a few comments I could add but I actually have a serious question. Lol. Sorry. Is the vibration to keep constant movement in the jar or is there some cosmic molecular shit going on from the vibration? I was thinking of using a laboratory magnetic stirrer to oak my rum set on a nice slow constant mix rather than trying to remember to shake.
Just a thought.
Ok. Back to the perviness.

how and where does one get a magnetic stirrer? sounds intriguing. $$?

[wtfdskin]

Any laboratory supply place will have them. Saw them on amazon also. We get ours from usa blue book. $ depends on what you get. Some have heat options also.

[Jimbo]

They're great for yeast starters.

[wtfdskin]

That pic didnt resize very well.

[wtfdskin]

[johnarms]

way cool even if it doesnt age anything, learn something new every day!

[HDNB]

Do you suppose the guy that invented vibrators heard voices in his head?

"if you build it they will come"

[Jimbo]

Bahahaha. Intentional misspelling on that last word?

[Jimbo]

Dildo dram part deux. Upgraded from tiny dildo motors on quarts to massage chair cushion motor on a carboy.

I aint lyin, it was tough not to drop that baby in my pocket for a bit first.

[MichiganCornhusker]

Upgraded from tiny dildo motors on quarts to massage chair cushion motor on a carboy. ]

omg, you're gonna wake the neighbors!

[Jimbo]

fuckem they're a pain in the arse anyway. uptight snooty sumsbitches. I leave my trash cans out a few extra days cause I know it pisses it em off.

[Jimbo]

uh......

[Windy City]

Dildo dram part deux. Upgraded from tiny dildo motors on quarts to massage chair cushion motor on a carboy.

I aint lyin, it was tough not to drop that baby in my pocket for a bit first.

Yeah you might not have put it in your pocket but you carried around that carboy for a half hour before finding the right place to set it down.
Followed by a 5 min smoke break

[Jimbo]

Half an hour? I aint that fuckin old.

[DFitz]

Some how I'm picturing a bunch of broken dildos kicked under the other side of jimbo's bed. I guess I'm just not gullible enough to fall for the "well ya see we got these dildo motors at work" story. Ya think we live in fucking China or something?
If this works my wife's not gonna be such a happy camper. I'm picturing 20 little dildo motors taped to an oak barrel.

[FullySilenced]

And to think this process got it's start all with:

Bushy's-rapid ageing booze mustache... available at the screamingO and pinkcherry for $13.95

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[heartcut]

There was a time in my life when I thought a dildoe was pickled deer.

[Bagasso]

There was a time in my life when I thought a dildoe was pickled deer.

Actually it's "tickled dear".