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cooter beer?!
Just listening to some news and I guess there is a Polish brewery trying or has...not sure....to make a beer with bacteria from a pornstars beaver! So what y'all think?
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Smells like fish?
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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/03/30/ ... 459340879/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow here's a link. hmmm not sure Desvio....
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Do you eat or drink it....
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depends if its a clean lacto extraction or if it gets some pedio all up in it and becomes sick.jb-texshine wrote:Do you eat or drink it....
seems like a long way round to get lactobacillus. i bet its judt marketing they actually go to whitelabs just like every one else
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I wouldn't doubt it. Any takers for test subjects?!WooTeck wrote:seems like a long way round to get lactobacillus. i bet its judt marketing they actually go to whitelabs just like every one elsejb-texshine wrote:Do you eat or drink it....
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im not against trying overly 'craft' beers. aslong as they are reasonably priced.pythonshine wrote:I wouldn't doubt it. Any takers for test subjects?!WooTeck wrote:seems like a long way round to get lactobacillus. i bet its judt marketing they actually go to whitelabs just like every one elsejb-texshine wrote:Do you eat or drink it....
sheep sh!t smoked whale testical beer anyone?
stag semen stout?
pornstars lacto vag dont sound so bad now dose it?
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True that my friend!
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I've had beer that was brewed with yeast harvested from a beard.
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Facial or ...otherwise?
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Man or woman?
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It was a gift
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well, available April 1st...bearriver wrote:It was a gift
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Re: cooter beer?!
I'd bet whitelabs doesn't supply these fellows their unique ingredientWooTeck wrote: i bet its judt marketing they actually go to whitelabs just like every one else
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OK so I'm trying to get my SOH to let me mash whiskey with her lady essence. Y'all think we could crowdfund a couple hundred k? She's s model too, the artsy kind. I should post a pic and I think I could power this ctowdfunding effort. Tell you what, of we raise 170k I'll keep 10 and we will use the rest to turn a tanker ship intona mash tun
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well hell! Im game....so long as the tanker is for plain whiskey!...might take a while with a 25g boiler..
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im certain if we are 3 miles offshore hobby level will increase 3million fold.
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crowdfund!?
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With all due respect. Hell yeah!
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Re: cooter beer?!
i remember that.bearriver wrote:I've had beer that was brewed with yeast harvested from a beard.
any idea on how long 100% lacto takes to ferment? the pitching rates would be mad.Allmyexsliveinhell wrote:OK so I'm trying to get my SOH to let me mash whiskey with her lady essence. Y'all think we could crowdfund a couple hundred k? She's s model too, the artsy kind. I should post a pic and I think I could power this ctowdfunding effort. Tell you what, of we raise 170k I'll keep 10 and we will use the rest to turn a tanker ship intona mash tun
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Given the choice of paying $35 to a reputable culture supplier for the culture for ten cheeses, or wiping my cheeses on my sweaty arm to get the same bacteria, which do you think I should choose?
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the arm, thats got to be the more entertainingNZChris wrote:Given the choice of paying $35 to a reputable culture supplier for the culture for ten cheeses, or wiping my cheeses on my sweaty arm to get the same bacteria, which do you think I should choose?
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I'm sure we can collect yeast anywhere we want for the right price. I ain't talking brewin beers or baking brownies y'all, I'm talking making cooter whiskey!
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a fine lady is like a fine cigar, if you don't pay enough attention to er, she will leave you. So I get behind her as oft as possible
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I don't blame you a bit!
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certainly not in the least
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Yep. That's the one. I've known for a while now that some of the bacteria we want in our cheeses and likkers don't have to come from the HBS. Television, Youtube, interweb forums, vegans, vegetarians, manufacturers of sanitation products and various breeds of bactophobic nutters are recruiting their converts into all manner of psychowimp cults and religions to sell them crap they don't need and I'm done with all of them.WooTeck wrote:the arm, thats got to be the more entertainingNZChris wrote:Given the choice of paying $35 to a reputable culture supplier for the culture for ten cheeses, or wiping my cheeses on my sweaty arm to get the same bacteria, which do you think I should choose?
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I'm gonna delete those pictures shortly but you guys are the testament. For one bearded Cajun madman I sure lucked out with a girl so pretty and cool and smart who is so low maintenance, and she helps me make likker. Once this crowdfunding is done we all gonna be rollin in it!
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