Shit faced

[JellybeanCorncob]

What do you call it?
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JBC

[fizzix]

Midwest boy here:
BLITZED

[HDNB]

plowed, plastered,drunk as a lord, pie eyed, hammered,pissed,blotto...this could go on for a while

[Twisted Brick]

fucked up

[bilgriss]

I always thought 'drunk as the lord' was a particularly fun phrase, and never understood the origin. I equated lord with the religious meaning, and it didn't make sense. Later I learned it was nobility. That makes more sense, but I don't like the phrase as much.

[Pikey]

I always thought 'drunk as the lord' was a particularly fun phrase, and never understood the origin. I equated lord with the religious meaning, and it didn't make sense. Later I learned it was nobility. That makes more sense, but I don't like the phrase as much.

Well you may be correct in your original assumption bilgriss - as i remember from my venture into "Religion" as a kid, one of the triumverate was pretty adept in the old "Water into wine" Dept

[JellybeanCorncob]

Here you go: Besotted.
JBC

[Yummyrum]

Maggoted
Blotto
Wasted

And the politically incorrect term ....Spastic

[The Baker]

Three sheets in the wind;
Google says;

'...sheets aren't sails, as landlubbers might expect, but ropes (or occasionally, chains). These are fixed to the lower corners of sails, to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose and blowing about in the wind then the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor.'

Geoff

[Shine0n]

Tore down
Thanks twisted brick, made me spit my fukn drink out. lol

[Beerbrewer]

And the politically incorrect term ....Spastic

I'd say the politically incorrect term would be spazzed, monged, cabbaged etc. rather than spastic, merely for the reason that (at least back in my days at school) a spastic was a derogatory term for someone who was stupid/idiotic although in it's correct usage it would be referring to cerebral palsy.. SCOPE (a British charity) used to be called The Spastics Society.

[The Baker]

Beer brewer said,...'cabbaged'.

mon petit chou....?

Geoff

[shadylane]

Soggy as a soup sandwich

[Truckinbutch]

Just a little bit whaggled .

[Stainless]

Drunk as a skunk, rat arsed, pissed as a newt.

[Jimy Dee]

Scuttered

[rubelstrudel]

nor:
Brun [lit: brown]
Kanon Dritings [lit: cannon shit'ed]
Påseilt [lit: sailing crosswind]
Fuktig [lit: moist]

[zapata]

I don't really have good word for it but for some reason all my friends call it getting Zapataed, whatever that means...

[Stainless]

Hi to Geoff, the baker, I've always known it as 3 sheets to the wind.
Piracy on the high seas is not over yet.
Heres my new boat

[Stainless]

Look up MV Archimedes, its in my town.

[Stainless]

And yer probably right there Geoff, coz the sail is "floggin"

[Stainless]

Feck sake, I just looked up floggin n its got nothing to with sails.and yet as far as I know its when the sail lets loose and flapz about out of control

[HDNB]

gunned, whacked and totaled.

[The Baker]

Feck sake, I just looked up floggin n its got nothing to with sails.and yet as far as I know its when the sail lets loose and flapz about out of control

from google;

British Dictionary definitions for flog
flog
verb flogs, flogging or flogged
(tr) to beat harshly, esp with a whip, strap, etc
(tr) British slang to sell
(intr) (of a sail) to flap noisily in the wind
(intr) to make progress by painful work

Geoff

[Beerbrewer]

Beer brewer said,...'cabbaged'.

mon petit chou....?

Geoff

More like someone in a persistent vegetative state.

[Twisted Brick]

Tore down
Thanks twisted brick, made me spit my fukn drink out. lol

Sorry, ShineOn! Hope it wasn't your best butter rum! That was my wife's favorite description of me during our early years when I had been seriously imbibing.