Know any outrageous insults?

[HDNB]

hay soos...that one's big enough to burn diesel fuel.

[ga flatwoods]

You lie so damned much you make TB looks like a saint and a saint he aint!

[Truckinbutch]

You lie so damned much you make TB looks like a saint and a saint he aint!

Flatwoods ,
Your brain on a razor blade would look like a BB rollin down a 4 lane highway
The day that the teachers taught my ex-wife to make her letters well enough to write her name they had educated her beyond her intelligence .
Oh , and :
Flatwoods so recklessly mishandles the truth that he has to get his neighbors to call his dogs

[thecroweater]

That bullshit artist couldn't lie straight in a coffin.

[Blarney Stoned]

To all the mothers-in-law of the world.

"Last time I saw a face like that it had a hook in it"

[Saltbush Bill]

Did you know ...the letters that form the words Mother In Law can be used to spell Hitler Woman ?

[Swedish Pride]

face like a bag of spanners

[cuginosgrizzo]

you are so stupid that in the stupid olympics you would qualify second.

[kiwi Bruce]

Your Mother does NOT need a new Doctor unless it's a Doctor of Paleontology...

[shadylane]

F#@k you and the horse you rode in on

[contrahead]

Can I make one up?

"He was grinning ear to ear; as if he'd personally drowned a thousand piss ants".

[thecroweater]

Ya look like ya was rode hard and put up wet.
car looks like it was shot at and missed, shat at and hit.

[just sayin]

Lady Aster "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!" Winston's reply, "Yes Madam and you are ugly, however in the morning I shall be sober!"
Lady Aster to Winston Churchill, "Sir, if you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." "Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it!"

[jonnys_spirit]

I wouldn’t even feck ye wit someone elses cack

[rubber duck]

My favorite one that I use on special occasions is this, I like you better when you don't talk.

[just sayin]

I am sorry Sir, my upbringing prevents me from entering into a battle of wits with an unarmed man!

[MarcoF]

He has a great face for radio.

[goinbroke2]

How's your wife and my kids doing ?

Wifes a tramp and the kids are ugly retards

[goinbroke2]

Face like a can of smashed arseholes

You're so stupid, when we get home I'm gonna smack your mother!

Women, can't live with them, can't sell them for parts.....course if I could sell them by the pound I'd get a boatload of money for the wife!



If I'm such a pig, why is the shit on your side of the bed? Oh wait...never mind..

[sltm1]

Thanks for your opinion.....but you can't possibly know how little I care.

[Truckinbutch]

Yessir , my wife is right . Alzheimers has done set in . Why, you started talking about 40 seconds ago and , DAMN ME ! :
I can't recall soliciting your ASSHOLE opinion ...............

[thecroweater]

Listen champ if I wanted to hear from an arsehole I'd fart

[Pikey]

Listen champ if I wanted to hear from an arsehole I'd fart

Where's the "Like" button ?

[EziTasting]

Boy. You ARE a special kind of stoopid!

[MoonBreath]

You're worthless as titties on a boar hog.

I can shave my arse, walk backwards, and look better than that.

Hit it with your purse.

[shadylane]

Southern ladies are the best at insults.
They can tell you to go to hell so sweetly, that you will look forward to the trip.
An example is when they say "bless his heart"
"His family tree has roots tangled up with it's branches. Bless his heart"
"His Momma tried to raise him right, but she didn't have much to work with, Bless her heart"

[hellbilly007]

You done shit n fell back in it, didn't ya

[TDick]

Southern ladies are the best at insults.
"His Momma tried to raise him right, but she didn't have much to work with, Bless her heart"

[LWTCS]

Back when I was a snot nosed, pimple face,, a really basic "YOUR MAMA" (pronounced yo mama) was a sure fire way to get yourself into a fist fight.

[kiwi Bruce]

Reach out to your feminine side...cut off your junk and call yourself Caitlyn!