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I use a pot still.Sometimes with a thumper
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Tater wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:20 pm
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no joke
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TDick wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:28 pm no joke

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I need that!!!!
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cranky wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:11 pm
TDick wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:28 pm no joke

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I need that!!!!
You betcha !
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Below is from a friend in Ukraine.

The text translation reads:
"Where are we? -In Ukraine!
.... A week later"
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Owl wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:08 pm Below is from a friend in Ukraine.

The text translation reads:
"Where are we? -In Ukraine!
.... A week later"
Ukraine still 800.jpg
Deja vu.

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Looks like they were probably rescued and managed to get themselves back into a precarious situation? Some droids never learn...
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Well , I tried to post a video . Looks like stillin fits my pistol better than new technology . I'll take that . Makin good whiskey means more to me than playin on the internet ,
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Hey you coming to my bbq? (Yeah when?) When I put my meat across your grill
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No politics involved here . I just thought that was a fine looking ass .
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Truckinbutch wrote: ↑Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:33 pm No politics involved here . I just thought that was a fine looking ass .
Wish I could afford something like that. Or even just the gas to run that boat...
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Certainly looks expensive.
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I doubt that either are blue collar accessible .
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Truckinbutch wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:58 pm I doubt that either are blue collar accessible .
And i bet the SOH is more enjoyable to be around full time.
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jedneck wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:02 pm
Truckinbutch wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:58 pm I doubt that either are blue collar accessible .
And i bet the SOH is more enjoyable to be around full time.
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Yeah...local Baker got a nasty shock a while back, sat on a bun and a currant went up his arse.
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If it is true it maybe isn't a joke. Posting it here anyhow ...

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A person in my county is selling these masks for $5,00, thought it was pretty clever.
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That’s cute!
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Bushman wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:07 pm A person in my county is selling these masks for $5,00, thought it was pretty clever.
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Irishman's first drink with his son


While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took my son for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from our cottage.

I got him a Guiness. He didn't like it. So I drank it.

Then I got him a Kilkennys, he didn't like it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager?

He didn't, so I drank it.

I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so I tried a Jameson's: nope!!!

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky.

He wouldn't even smell it.

What could I do but drink it.

By the time I realized he didn't like to drink, I was so shit-faced I could hardly push the stroller back home!!!!
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