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No joke.
Helpful hints for noobs when building your still.
Helpful hints for noobs when building your still.
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Ahaha! Loved that one, Tdick. When I grab the "hot wrench" I am done talking for sure!
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Looks like the watering hole dried up again.
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"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven -- then there's you -- nine, ten, 11, 12, 13..."
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven -- then there's you -- nine, ten, 11, 12, 13..."
Oh,look!! Its a hole in the space-time contuum!!
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Good one Heynonny!
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So...PA closed all the liquor Stores due to the Covid virus ....3 weeks later the price for a pint of unflavored regular shine was selling for $200...or so I'm told, just amazing!
On another note:- the wife and I are going to the Caribbean islands for the whole winter, hoping the whole virus thing will be over by then !
On another note:- the wife and I are going to the Caribbean islands for the whole winter, hoping the whole virus thing will be over by then !
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Does this remind you of a band from the 60’s?
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No one guessed the band name yet?
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You nailed it!
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I'm sure this will shock some of you but thought I would let you all know, that yesterday I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I'm shocked I did this as I was very against any covid vaccine put in my body....
I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
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Bushman wrote: ↑Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:25 pm I'm sure this will shock some of you but thought I would let you all know, that yesterday I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I'm shocked I did this as I was very against any covid vaccine put in my body....
I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
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Wife's friend stopped by yesterday, athletic, small boobs, real hardbody and very conscious about her looks. Wife said, I bet you like her body huh? I said no, boobs are too small. Her friends eyes popped wide and asked why I liked big boobs so much? I said, you can't motorboat a personality!
Wife said, I gave him a snickers bar and he's still an asshole...
Wife said, I gave him a snickers bar and he's still an asshole...
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Apparently "one mans trash is another mans treasure " is NOT the way to introduce your wife, even if you are joking!
A bunch of the wife's friends came over today and one of them said she was pregnant. They were rubbing her belly and saying congrats. I said "how sexist!! How come nobody is rubbing Carl's dick and saying good job"???
I heard with all these live sporting events cancelled, they're going to show the world origami championship on tv.
It'll be on paperview.
I'm staying up on new years eve this year, not to see in the new year, but to make sure the old one leaves!
Cooking hack: if you put too much water on the rice, throw a few phones in!
My favourite childhood memory is building sandcastles with grandma, until mom hid the urn.
My body has absorbed so much sanitizer, when I pee I clean the toilet.
My son broke his hand last week and now it's in a cast, I see he changed his Facebook relationship status to "it's complicated ".
I found out how to make my wife moan "mm mmmmm mmmmmm" all night long.........Duct tape!
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push him out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life!
When the cops are defended and you have to shoot home invaders, remember to call 811 before digging, ITS THE LAW!
They say subway is like prostitution, you're paying someone else to do your wife's job.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should already be open when she hands it to you.
A bunch of the wife's friends came over today and one of them said she was pregnant. They were rubbing her belly and saying congrats. I said "how sexist!! How come nobody is rubbing Carl's dick and saying good job"???
I heard with all these live sporting events cancelled, they're going to show the world origami championship on tv.
It'll be on paperview.
I'm staying up on new years eve this year, not to see in the new year, but to make sure the old one leaves!
Cooking hack: if you put too much water on the rice, throw a few phones in!
My favourite childhood memory is building sandcastles with grandma, until mom hid the urn.
My body has absorbed so much sanitizer, when I pee I clean the toilet.
My son broke his hand last week and now it's in a cast, I see he changed his Facebook relationship status to "it's complicated ".
I found out how to make my wife moan "mm mmmmm mmmmmm" all night long.........Duct tape!
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push him out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life!
When the cops are defended and you have to shoot home invaders, remember to call 811 before digging, ITS THE LAW!
They say subway is like prostitution, you're paying someone else to do your wife's job.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should already be open when she hands it to you.
Numerous 57L kegs, some propane, one 220v electric with stilldragon controller. Keggle for all-Grain, two pot still tops for whisky, a 3" reflux with deflag for vodka. Coming up, a 4" perf plate column. Life is short, make whisky and drag race!
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The liver is evil and must be punished
Cranky"s spoon feeding for new and novice distillers
http://homedistiller.org/forum/viewtopi ... 15&t=52975
Cranky"s spoon feeding for new and novice distillers
http://homedistiller.org/forum/viewtopi ... 15&t=52975