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Went to the doctor today, I’m not bipolar.

Apparently I’m just an asshole.


Saw a doctor talking to a nurse while I was there, he asked her how the kid that ate the coins was doing.
She told him “no change”

Yeah I’m done....
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Hello.... is this thing on?? :shock:
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When you see something you really want but can’t afford you improvise. I think this is really true in our hobby!
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So true Bushman! I have a hand rail that needs to be fabricated with a true volute turn, the low ball price for just the curve was about a $grand, spending some time learning how to do a tangent curve but maybe I'll just hang an ornament around a home depot rail

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Bushman wrote: ↑Thu Dec 03, 2020 3:45 pm When you see something you really want but can’t afford you improvise. I think this is really true in our hobby!
That almost hits a little too close to home to laugh at...
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I took the wrong medicine by accident, four viagra all at once!

Hardest day of my life.
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Saw two blind guys fighting, you should of seen the look on their faces when I said “my money is on the one with a knife”!
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So I'm in this fancy hotel and go up to the bar and ask the guy for the wi-fi password.

"you have to buy a drink first" sez the barkeep

Ok, gimme a coke i replied.

He sez "how about a Pepsi?"

I'm Like sure, pepsi's fine.

Hands me the pepsi and says "that'll be 6 bucks"

I throw down a $10 and said, "so what's the wifi password?"

He says "you have to buy a drink first" all lower case, no spaces.
I finally quit drinking for good.

now i drink for evil.
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Lol!! Good one
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Always remember, your race car will never wake up one morning and say it doesn’t love you anymore!
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"Honey!" A Dad calls out to his daughter.
"Come here, I need to talk to you."
"Honey, we need to talk about sex"
Daughter, "It's OK Daddy, don't worry, I'm still a virgin."
Dad, "Oh yeah, the three cucumbers, two limp carrots and a pack of hotdogs in the reefer will attest differently."
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Wife yelled at me today, “ men only have two emotions, horny or hungry “
I yelled back”that’s right, so if you see me without a boner, make me a sammich “!!
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Had a girlfriend once that used to say she was just like a mosquito, except she didn’t stop sucking when you slap her!


Man I miss her.....
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goinbroke2 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:47 pm Had a girlfriend once that used to say she was just like a mosquito, except she didn’t stop sucking when you slap her!


Man I miss her.....
You still have an address and phone # you would care to share ?
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Lol, she’s up in Sudbury, Ontario and from the picture she sent about 5-6 years ago, still a hard body!
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goinbroke2 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:06 am Lol, she’s up in Sudbury, Ontario and from the picture she sent about 5-6 years ago, still a hard body!
That's a rare beast for Sudbury. Usually too many Sudbury Saturday Nights...
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used to like the jokes here _ not so much anymore

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Oldvine Zin wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:45 pm used to like the jokes here _ not so much anymore

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Tell some to your liking . If we find them funny , we will laugh with you . Need I say more ?
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My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh" I replied "so now you want me to stay?"
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contrahead wrote: ↑Fri Dec 04, 2020 9:59 am moscow_mule2.jpg


:P

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Oldvine Zin wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:45 pm used to like the jokes here _ not so much anymore

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A little too salty oldvin?
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sorry :)
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Haven't heard much from the female contingent round here lately. wonder why that might be?
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goinbroke2 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:06 am Lol, she’s up in Sudbury, Ontario and from the picture she sent about 5-6 years ago, still a hard body!
This kind shit getting way past a joke or what should be in forums. Any more of pushing the line gonna get ya pushed out the door .
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cob wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:46 pm Haven't heard much from the female contingent round here lately. wonder why that might be?
Agree Cob, time things tamed down a bit......has to be a line drawn someplace.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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