Point taken tater, I’ll clean it up.Tater wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:39 pmThis kind shit getting way past a joke or what should be in forums. Any more of pushing the line gonna get ya pushed out the door .goinbroke2 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:06 am Lol, she’s up in Sudbury, Ontario and from the picture she sent about 5-6 years ago, still a hard body!
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goinbroke2
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Numerous 57L kegs, some propane, one 220v electric with stilldragon controller. Keggle for all-Grain, two pot still tops for whisky, a 3" reflux with deflag for vodka. Coming up, a 4" perf plate column. Life is short, make whisky and drag race!
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Love that one!
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VLAGAVULVIN
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I've been hacked.
If you get a message from me that says "justin bieber sings Christmas carols" don't open the link, it will take you to videos of justin bieber singing Christmas carols.
If you get a message from me that says "justin bieber sings Christmas carols" don't open the link, it will take you to videos of justin bieber singing Christmas carols.
I finally quit drinking for good.
now i drink for evil.
now i drink for evil.
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Noooooooooooo......
There are three types of people in this world - those who can do maths and those who cannot.
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i have a friend that lives just outside Chernobyl , Ukraine.
He watched that drama and said he counted 9 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
He watched that drama and said he counted 9 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
I finally quit drinking for good.
now i drink for evil.
now i drink for evil.
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still_stirrin
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My LM/VM & Potstill: My build thread
My Cadco hotplate modification thread: Hotplate Build
My stock pot gin still: stock pot potstill
My 5-grain Bourbon recipe: Special K
My Cadco hotplate modification thread: Hotplate Build
My stock pot gin still: stock pot potstill
My 5-grain Bourbon recipe: Special K
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Deplorable
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I bet he's a great banjo picker
Fear and ridicule are the tactics of weak-minded cowards and tyrants who have no other leadership talent from which to draw in order to persuade.
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SomethingObscure
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In a bar
Guy 1 asks: "That is a big lighter you got there! Where did ya get it?"
Guy 2 says: "I rubbed this lamp right here, and a genie granted me a wish"
Guy 1 goes: "Cool, let me see it!"
He rubbed the lamp and out came the genie. The genie tells him he can only have one wish.
Guys 1 wishes: "I wish for a million bucks!"
So the genie snaps his fingers and a few seconds later, thousands upon thousands of ducks come swarming into the bar.
Guys 1 says: "What is this?! I said a million bucks not a million ducks!"
Guys 2 says: "Did you really think I asked for a 12-inch Bic?"
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
-Albert Einstein
Guy 1 asks: "That is a big lighter you got there! Where did ya get it?"
Guy 2 says: "I rubbed this lamp right here, and a genie granted me a wish"
Guy 1 goes: "Cool, let me see it!"
He rubbed the lamp and out came the genie. The genie tells him he can only have one wish.
Guys 1 wishes: "I wish for a million bucks!"
So the genie snaps his fingers and a few seconds later, thousands upon thousands of ducks come swarming into the bar.
Guys 1 says: "What is this?! I said a million bucks not a million ducks!"
Guys 2 says: "Did you really think I asked for a 12-inch Bic?"
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
-Albert Einstein
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goinbroke2
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Well, times are tough and I didn’t want to resort to this but... I’m selling nudes of myself for cash.
$5 to get one
$25 to not get one
$5 to get one
$25 to not get one
Numerous 57L kegs, some propane, one 220v electric with stilldragon controller. Keggle for all-Grain, two pot still tops for whisky, a 3" reflux with deflag for vodka. Coming up, a 4" perf plate column. Life is short, make whisky and drag race!
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Here are 12 things to consider as we get closer to closing the door on one of the most horrible years of our lifetime:
1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house & told my dog. We laughed a lot.
6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!
9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
12. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.
.......here’s hoping for a Happier New Year!
1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house & told my dog. We laughed a lot.
6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!
9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
12. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.
.......here’s hoping for a Happier New Year!
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apparently, putting 3 alka seltzers in your mouth and working up a good froth as you run through walmart shouting "the vaccine isn't working" is somehow considered bad taste.
i can't tell if was the seltzer or the taser that left a metallic taste in my mouth.
i can't tell if was the seltzer or the taser that left a metallic taste in my mouth.
I finally quit drinking for good.
now i drink for evil.
now i drink for evil.
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still_stirrin
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Wow Bushman, you've got influence!
I just saw this very quote in the comments section of a Fox commentary on their website! ... by Mr._Boombastic!
Now, that's POWER.
My LM/VM & Potstill: My build thread
My Cadco hotplate modification thread: Hotplate Build
My stock pot gin still: stock pot potstill
My 5-grain Bourbon recipe: Special K
My Cadco hotplate modification thread: Hotplate Build
My stock pot gin still: stock pot potstill
My 5-grain Bourbon recipe: Special K
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Imagine 20 years from now trying to explain to the kids about 2020, and the toilet paper shortage,
having to scoot your bare butt across the grass in a foot of snow up hill both ways all while dodging
murder hornets.
having to scoot your bare butt across the grass in a foot of snow up hill both ways all while dodging
murder hornets.
be water my friend
