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[The Baker]

Cindy did not make her friend use his rubber.

Geoff

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And yes that last meme is Clint Eastwood carrying a 200” six cyl ford!

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#5 makes you realize just how good being a child of the 70s and 80s really was.

[goinbroke2]

I know, right?!!
Riding in the back of the pickup going to town. I once rode 5hrs in my dune buggy that was in the back of the truck going to my cousins place.
I was 12 or so at the time and pretending I was driving the whole way. Only bad part was dad flicking ashes out the window which came back at me. Lol!

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hahhaha. My older brother would spit out the window of moms car when the back windows were down, just to see if one of us in the back would get hit with it.
Same guy that used to tell us the fence wasn't hot, or when you weren't looking, he'd grab you, then grab the fence.

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Same guy that used to tell us the fence wasn't hot, or when you weren't looking, he'd grab you, then grab the fence.

My grandpa did that to me with the ignition coil of the tractor. He laughed while I danced. Natch I found an opportunity to do it to my little sister. Good times, good times...

[cranky]

One day I came home from work and found my son and his friend daring each other to touch the electric fence. This was just a piddly little dog fence that would barely shock you and I was wearing work boots with 2" thick rubber soles so I told them it was off and grabbed the wire to show them. They then reached out and touched it and I had a hell of a good laugh

Growing up my best friend found it hilarious to stand barefoot in a mud puddle and grab a horse fence and convince people it was off or get them close enough to grab them. To the day he died he was unable to wear a watch because they would all malfunction as soon as he put it on.

[cranky]

And yes that last meme is Clint Eastwood carrying a 200” six cyl ford!

I used to do that sort of thing when I was young...a couple weeks ago I sneezed and threw my back out Getting old sucks.

[goinbroke2]

Oh I know what you’re saying cranky, same here.

When I was younger I’d pull a plug wire off the snowmobile and ask a buddy of gas was coming out, give it a pull and laugh like hell!

[cranky]

Oh I know what you’re saying cranky, same here.

When I was younger I’d pull a plug wire off the snowmobile and ask a buddy of gas was coming out, give it a pull and laugh like hell!

That's actually the best treatment for Brown Recluse spider bites. Ground on one side of the bite, touch a spark plug wire from an older engine to the other side so the current flows across the bite and zap the hell out of it. I've heard it works for snake bites as well but never had to try it out personally so can't say for sure. One thing to be aware of is not to use a modern engine because some modern engines are actually capable of lethal voltage/amperage.

Of course I think you don't have either of those things to worry about where you live.

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I remember this time that I had just installed a new electric fence between an irrigation ditch and a horse barn. Just after I had plugged it in, this curios and mischievous goat came up to the other side of the wire. I saw a spark jump to his nose, even heard a sizzle; but I can't swear that the goat's eyes ever crossed, because I only caught a glimpse of his launch into the air.

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[cob]

Oh I know what you’re saying cranky, same here.

When I was younger I’d pull a plug wire off the snowmobile and ask a buddy of gas was coming out, give it a pull and laugh like hell!

That's actually the best treatment for Brown Recluse spider bites. Ground on one side of the bite, touch a spark plug wire from an older engine to the other side so the current flows across the bite and zap the hell out of it. I've heard it works for snake bites as well but never had to try it out personally so can't say for sure. One thing to be aware of is not to use a modern engine because some modern engines are actually capable of lethal voltage/amperage.

Of course I think you don't have either of those things to worry about where you live.

I have been using this method for years for bee stings. putting a wire under the sparkplug cap on my motorcycle

more recently the wire has been replaced with a battery powered BBQ sparker that you can hardly feel

the inspiration for this was a story I read about someone with a stun gun getting bit by a two step snake

and stunning the bite and having NO ill effects. At the time I read that story I was allergic enough to bee

stings to carry an eppi pen and benadryl. today if I get stung I usually have NO symptoms, not even the

bullseye or itch. If I do get a little itch, a few seconds with the BBQ sparker and good to go.

BUT I am not raising my hand to test it on snake bite. but if I were to be snakebit high energy electric

shock would be my first course of treatment.

[Trapped-in-Oz]

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[Bushman]

Older members will get this one!

[SassyFrass]

And you ain't even gotta tuck your hair up under your hat.

[Hambone]

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