The liar's bench

[HDNB]

That's life for ya things come at ya and knock everything all sygoglin.

I never heard the word "sygoglin" before, thought it must be an Auzzy slang word.
So, I had to looked it up. Damned if it wasn't a real word, like cattywompus or wopperjawed.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... =Sigogglin

OK Crow, you got some 'splainin' to do...what's an aussie doin' culturally appropriating slang from the applachians? is that a localism in your locale?

[Stonecutter]

I get razzed by croweater!? Score!
Now here in the state’s elevator guys can be the biggest tin gods on site and unfortunately the reputation precedes us. Though, it’s funny how those same subbies cry a river when I shut the elevator down and they got to walk the stairs all day. All part of the fun right.

[Yonder]

I get razzed by croweater!? Score!
Now here in the state’s elevator guys can be the biggest tin gods on site and unfortunately the reputation precedes us. Though, it’s funny how those same subbies cry a river when I shut the elevator down and they got to walk the stairs all day. All part of the fun right.

Suddenly, I want ta be your best friend!

[Wyododge]

Hey all. Been a while, ya’ll know how life gets especially in the summer. I’m not sure which is worse, an angry wife or a broken fence and hungry cows. Speaking of, I got a pm Asking how the wife was doing. Figured I’d better post up to let ya know she did heal up. Your prayers and thoughts came through. Was a rough week but she’s much better. My neighbor is a doc and he got her some muscle relaxers and that got her to sleep and me below 210/140. Getting things together to get the shed workin. Hoping to have things up and running in the next month or so. I’m sure I’ll be pestering soon.

Can’t thank y’all enough for all the posts on here. Does an old codger good to read real words with real humor. Kinda like sittin at the counter having a cup of joe after settin water.

Thanks in advance and god bless.

[Stonecutter]

If I'm explaining what I got left to do it's because I don't want to see that whining face when I say not sure bud but soon as I can be all part of the fun of dealing with tin gods and entitled subbies

Suddenly, I want ta be your best friend!

Thing of it is. I enjoy seeing that whining face of utter disappointment. I almost wish they’d cry a little. It would make my day a whole hell of a lot funner.

Doc says it’s some kind of “projection” an outward manifestation of my own insecurities, or some such horse shit.

[Stonecutter]

Hey all. Been a while, ya’ll know how life gets especially in the summer. I’m not sure which is worse, an angry wife or a broken fence and hungry cows. Speaking of, I got a pm Asking how the wife was doing. Figured I’d better post up to let ya know she did heal up. Your prayers and thoughts came through. Was a rough week but she’s much better. My neighbor is a doc and he got her some muscle relaxers and that got her to sleep and me below 210/140. Getting things together to get the shed workin. Hoping to have things up and running in the next month or so. I’m sure I’ll be pestering soon.

Can’t thank y’all enough for all the posts on here. Does an old codger good to read real words with real humor. Kinda like sittin at the counter having a cup of joe after settin water.

Thanks in advance and god bless.

That’s a nice bit of good news this morning Wyododge. Always good to hear.

[jedneck]

Damn bench is dusty. Looks like i gonna get another title in life.

[ShineonCrazyDiamond]

Ha, I knew you were getting old. Congrats friend.

[Yummyrum]

Damn bench is dusty. Looks like i gonna get another title in life.

Nice Jed .Not sure with all you eat how the heck you fit into that suit …. Maybe its all that cycling . …. And by goodness , I should be upping my Karate , ‘cause I ain’t got a shit show of fitting in it .

Anyhows , congrats Grandpa . …. Know just what you’re feeling . Just reached that point in life myself last week .

[EricTheRed]

Congrats Yummyrum - i have the pleasure (tic) of 4 grandchildren - 2.5, 5.5, 11 & 12 - and they all live with me and the missus! (and my oldest son, and youngest daughter)
Can be fun, at times, and can be tedious to infuriating.
60+ people are not designed for 2 year old temper tantrums!

[Hoosier Shine9]

Congrats Yummyrum - i have the pleasure (tic) of 4 grandchildren - 2.5, 5.5, 11 & 12 - and they all live with me and the missus! (and my oldest son, and youngest daughter)
Can be fun, at times, and can be tedious to infuriating.
60+ people are not designed for 2 year old temper tantrums!

Some of us 60+ throw tantrums like 2 year olds.......
The wife told me last night we are going to have 4 of the Grand kids (7,12,13&16) for the weekend. the 18 month & 3 year old are staying home.

I have BW-TPW & UJSSM ready to run..... I will be hiding & doing runs this weekend.

[The Baker]

For a minute I thought 60+ was about the NUMBER of people!!
Would have been a massive household.

Just a senior moment on my part I guess.

Geoff

[EricTheRed]

For a minute I thought 60+ was about the NUMBER of people!!
Would have been a massive household.

Just a senior moment on my part I guess.

Geoff

I would have run away? ;D

[Hoosier Shine9]

For a minute I thought 60+ was about the NUMBER of people!!
Would have been a massive household.

Just a senior moment on my part I guess.

Geoff

LOL
my Brother called that.... CRS (Can't Remember S***)
sometimes 6 grand-kids can seem like 60+ people.

[CoogeeBoy]

For a minute I thought 60+ was about the NUMBER of people!!
Would have been a massive household.

Just a senior moment on my part I guess.

Geoff

LOL
my Brother called that.... CRS (Can't Remember S***)
sometimes 6 grand-kids can seem like 60+ people.

We call if Craft's disease

Can't remember a f****ng thing

[ga flatwoods]

The king liar that created this forum has left the building. I am sorry to say that my friend, and yours, Truckinbutch has passed today September 17, 2022. I assure you he is enjoying a bench among friends this evening. We both joined the group about the same time and bonded within these halls. He and Mrs. Visited me and mine and some of you and yours. He was a unique individual and I will sit here now and carve his name in this bench in large, deep letters. Tonight I toast our friend and Liar Bench founder Jim Truckinbutch!
GA Flatwoods

[Yonder]

The king liar that created this forum has left the building. I am sorry to say that my friend, and yours, Truckinbutch has passed today September 17, 2022. I assure you he is enjoying a bench among friends this evening. We both joined the group about the same time and bonded within these halls. He and Mrs. Visited me and mine and some of you and yours. He was a unique individual and I will sit here now and carve his name in this bench in large, deep letters. Tonight I toast our friend and Liar Bench founder Jim Truckinbutch!
GA Flatwoods

Hear, hear. RIP with the angels.

[thecroweater]

We so miss you and Sue , too , my friend . It was great times when you stayed at our house . I was impressed with how many great folks here atHD stepped up to make your visit the besst it could be . Would love to have you back .
TB

Kills me to re-read this and know we will never meet again in this world. Our trip to America all started with me joking around about coming to Butch's meet up

[MichiganCornhusker]

What a punch in the guts to get the news about TruckinButch. His humor, generosity, and hospitality will be remembered and appreciated for at least the rest of my days. Cheers to the man who established this here bench to visit, whether the day be bright or sad.

[NormandieStill]

Raised a glass to him this evening. I'll just leave this bottle here... in case

[CoogeeBoy]

Sad to see the oldtimers go. A toast to TruckingButch from Coogee.

[corene1]

So sad to hear of Butch's passing. I so wish that I would have had the chance to meet him face to face. I believe he was a person that would always have your back and help any way that he could. I know he always had mine here on the forum. His sense of humor and wonderful tales would always bring a smile to my face. He reminded me so much of my own father, direct and to the point. He will be sorely missed.

[jedneck]

A cut from Butch’s obituary
Butch had been employed as a truck driver and was a former coal miner. Butch had a variety of hobbies. He enjoyed woodworking, knife making, metal detecting and shine making. He always enjoyed working on his farm and lately had taken up the hobby of curing and smoking various Italian meats.

I considered butch a good friend and had the pleasure of meeting him in person and shared many a phone visits with him. The last time I talked to him was 3ish weeks ago and looking back I believe he knew his time was limited on this shitty world we are in.

I believe I have a bottle of his kahlua in the cabinet and next time us benchpolishers get together we will pass it around in his memory

[RandyMarshCT]

Damn, we lost a good one. Wish I could have burned my name into that bench one more time.

[Bigbob]

I’ll miss him greatly, some people come into your life and you just say meh, Truckingbutch was not one of those. I enjoyed meeting him personally and enjoyed talking on the phone with him. REST IN PEACE BUTCH!

[goose eye]

Last I heard butch an that monkey swung by to pick up Elvis at his cricket farm but he won't there. So they stop in at the Dew drop inn. They got into it with a ole boy and his comfort chicken. They still tryin to get all the feathers up. That monkey ain't much for feathers. So if you ever see any feathers about . You just missed em.
So I'm tole

He come up with this place for a reason an it dam sure won't for the rubble of reality.
Just my opinion

[DSM Loki]

That sounds like just the kind of trouble Butch'd be gettin into, plus that damn monkey is a wild card at best

[Uncle Jesse]

That sounds like just the kind of trouble Butch'd be gettin into, plus that damn monkey is a wild card at best

Monkey business.

[subbrew]

Didn't know whether to post here or if we should retire this with Butch gone. Certainly wish I could have met him but with my limited knowledge of him I think he would have liked this to continue.

Not sitting on any benches around here. Freeze something important off if you tried. But definitely having a sip. With the cold weather I have been doing some hot toddies, some orange peel, cinnamon, bit of honey, double shot of honey bear sugar head and fill the cup with hot water.

Anyhow, wishing all you bench warmers a Merry Christmas. Hope you all get some time to spend with friends and family. Our world has been too split to with politics and division, we need to step back and realize what makes happiness and community, friends and family being a big part of that.

Myself, spending Christmas at home with my lovely wife and daughter and then heading to the family farm to see my father and with a bit of luck get a deer to put on the freezer. Always a nice unplug since my father refuses to indulge in that internet BS.

Stay warm, or cool for all you southern hemisphere folks, and bless you all.

[Almtngoat]

Been a couple years since I visited the bench, glad to see it's still here, memories are the foundation of dreams still to be had, Merry Christmas