Dunder Pit Starter Culture...

[Guerilla Distillah]

OK, let me begin by asking politely that the "Forum Nazis" lurking here refrain from further chastising me for repeating a question ask back in 1963. I have recently asked several questions here after exhaustive searches and finding nothing but responses from the time when dinosaurs roamed the earth or simply unsatisfactory answers to my questions. If you don't have anything more productive then "HEY NEWBIE, asked and answered... do some research and quit wasting our time"... please simply go back to whatever it was you were doing before you stumbled across my quest for knowledge....that's WHY we are here!!

All right, that unpleasantness behind me... I wish to start a live Dunder Pit and was hoping that someone out there might be willing to send me a 4 to 6 ounce culture of inoculant from your thriving jungle pit. Or, if someone out there has finally dial Dan how to properly start this culture without hiring a witch doctor and burying shit in the yard, crossing your fingers and hoping... might chime in either publicly or privately and give me the skinny. Thanks in advance for your help, and I apologize for the negative tone at the beginning of this post. Just frustrating.

GD