Hi All,
I was just wondering if anyone knew using essance how I could make something similar to Canadian Club?
Cheers
Canadian Club
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sluggerdog wrote:Hi All,
I was just wondering if anyone knew using essance how I could make something similar to Canadian Club?
Cheers
First you buy a "canadian whiskey" escence, then you follow the directions on it and mix it properly with a distilled product.
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you can do it the right way and learn to distill rye whisky.
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And then to make it similar to canadian club you distill it without any cuts at all so that it's stinky and sulpherous... hold it on oak till some of the rotten egg stank goes off it and then mix one part whiskey with four parts rough 98% spirit and five parts unfiltered city tap water... add a couple drops of gravymaster to get it the right color and drink it mixed with store brand cola.Uncle Jesse wrote:you can do it the right way and learn to distill rye whisky.
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come on fourway, be fair!
you forgot the most important part due to your OBVIOUS bias...you have to put the swill into a neat looking bottle and then put it into a slick velvet pouch of a marketing idea. it helps sales.
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in all seriousness folks, the lesson is that if you put in a bit of time, effort, practice, you can produce spirits every bit as good as almost any commercial distillery. you'll have a hard time matching the premiere spirits without a lot of practice, but for things such as jim beam, canadian club and so on, you'll find it's easy to get results which far exceed such products.
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Uncle Jesse wrote:in all seriousness folks, the lesson is that if you put in a bit of time, effort, practice, you can produce spirits every bit as good as almost any commercial distillery. you'll have a hard time matching the premiere spirits without a lot of practice, but for things such as jim beam, canadian club and so on, you'll find it's easy to get results which far exceed such products.
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